Me trying to put my The next change and receipt person in line in my pock
fetusprime666 fetusprime666
3 nov 2020
Me trying to put my The next change and receipt person in line in my pock
Man: Hello Mam. Can get your help finding my wife?
Woman Confused: How can I help?
Man: Let's just say you have qualities that she will sense.
Man: Hello Mam. Can get your help finding my wife? Woman Confused: How can I help? Man: Let's just say you have qualities that she will sense.
The word orchid comes from the
I Greek orkhis, meaning "testicle."
The word orchid comes from the I Greek orkhis, meaning "testicle."
When you're working under your truck & hear the Harbor Freight jack start making weird noises
When you're working under your truck & hear the Harbor Freight jack start making weird noises
my grandpa got a new dog and posted this on his instagram
The Le
BallsMcgee BallsMcgee
29 sep 2020
my grandpa got a new dog and posted this on his instagram The Le
did you sleep well? me:
did you sleep well? me:
Fiance and I's retired unit
German shepherd - Fiancée and I’s retired K-9 unit German shepherd
ProfessionalBoomer ProfessionalBoomer
21 sep 2020
Fiance and I's retired unit German shepherd - Fiancée and I’s retired K-9 unit German shepherd
II :
DOES YOUR DOG BITE?
SS
COME HERE BOY
Go
pureComics pureComics
21 sep 2020
II : DOES YOUR DOG BITE? SS COME HERE BOY Go
oh, you're a true "country music lover" who is this?
pudgle pudgle
4 dec 2020
oh, you're a true "country music lover" who is this?
This is my boy Donny, can he get a yeehaw? - This is my boy Donny, can he get a yeehaw?
PineappIe PineappIe
25 sep 2020
This is my boy Donny, can he get a yeehaw? - This is my boy Donny, can he get a yeehaw?
NplSalad NplSalad
20 sep 2020
I heard my cat fighting, so i tried to help him..
Anything: *Happens*
Gordon Ramsay:
faxdax faxdax
13 may
Anything: *Happens* Gordon Ramsay:
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
noon_husband noon_husband
3 jan 2021
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
Kids next year after being homeschooled.
"but my momma said"
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
30 nov 2020
Kids next year after being homeschooled. "but my momma said"
THAT AWESOME MOMENT WHEN...
YOUR CAT IS EVOLVING!
Starr7 Starr7
25 sep 2020
THAT AWESOME MOMENT WHEN... YOUR CAT IS EVOLVING!
guess who's wasting their lives away in bed sleeping and looking at memes
@sadhomiememes
ItsMeBlasphemy ItsMeBlasphemy
11 may
guess who's wasting their lives away in bed sleeping and looking at memes @sadhomiememes
Captain America always looks like a bird just flew away with his hot dog
Captain America always looks like a bird just flew away with his hot dog
When you purposely call yourself ugly and she replies with "boy stop playing you know your goofy ass cute
bigdrakomeme bigdrakomeme
25 sep 2020
When you purposely call yourself ugly and she replies with "boy stop playing you know your goofy ass cute
Me: Please be careful on that
My toddler:
JACK ASS
i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
Me: Please be careful on that My toddler: JACK ASS i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass