• Me: *trying not to look at the
local crackhead at 3 in the
morning*
The local crackhead:
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    • Buy my soap
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    • trim your dogs fucking nails
      legochi 1 aug
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    • And you lookin back like
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    • Nice, I have a normal everyday crackhead where I'm at
      Barnabas 1 aug
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    • No that’s more the tired morning trucker look than anything
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    • Then you go buy something after he asks for change
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    • If u stare at it for more than 3 seconds, he will find u
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    • Never look back in the rearview mirror.
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    • I just give them the death stare
      eDirky 1 aug
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    • those guys always try to start shit with me, dont do drugs kids
      DrDlg 1 aug
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    • On God..
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    • He really is the local crackhead.
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    • Are you trying to have sex with me?
      PhatGunt 1 aug
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    • I just talk to em. Don't be scared, but be aware
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    • If you can guess my favorite DND class, I'll send you pictures of my kitten, her name is Kiara, her mom is Nala (after the Lion King)
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    • They be like “you got a dollar I can borrow bro?”
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    • Me
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    • Holy shit, I’m disappointed in myself. Last week i had 999+ features and I just finished them all... I don’t remember laughing at a single one
      JIM_WONK 3 aug
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    • She looks likey uncles dogs- alapaha blue blooded bulldogs. The girls are pretty sweet, but most of the males are cunts. They love kids, and are really protective of them. If you own one, they will not let you out of their sight if there is a stranger nearby
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    • Why the fuck did I read this like a statefarm commercial
      acorn45 2 aug
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    • There was a lady with sores and a smoll dog falling asleep on tbe 711 window
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      Score 2 aug
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    • My local crackhead is my cat
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    • I hope my boxer pup doesn’t get that chunky, she’s already ugly as it is
      Valflame 2 aug
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    • Eh
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    • Aw. Hims a good boy.
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    • I look right at them and if they walk towards me I tell them to go fuck them selves
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    • This is why people buy in un-american hoa community's and now I'm starting to not blame them for not wanting to be around the local crackhead with 30 non-OP cars and a heap of trash in the front yard
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    • Wait til you see the regional crackhead
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    • That dog looks british
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    • Make it legal to get rid of them they aren't contributing anything
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    • Ugly nigga
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    • Stare back
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    • You guys only have one local crackhead?
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    • They’re so cute and fluffy
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    • The dog underneath was a murder victim
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    • Is this some California thing, or even a real thing at all? I have never once seen a crackhead, especially not in a public area just chillin
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    • Does anyone ever stop to think that maybe the local crackhead thinks your they're friend?
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    • Where the fuck are you going at 3am
      James7j 1 aug
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    • What is with the excess of crackhead memes this morning
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    • Your dogs a crackhead?
      shade103 1 aug
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    • That's how I look at the screen after I start hearing the birbs outside...
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    • 2 in a row. Where do you live to have this issue? Detroit?
      MatteoD 1 aug
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    • I feel so bad ignoring them, but like.... I don’t want to get dragged into a loop.
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    • But they have the most interesting stories
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    • That dog is deciding where to look
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    • Just say no
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    • A crackhead offered me Pepsi once. I just kindly turned it down and walked away
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 1 aug
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    • Bro, those arent claws. Your dog part eagle? Does it have wings under that fur?
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    • what
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    • The local crackhead at the in the morning? Who is this? " ugh the local crackhead from farm state".
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