Me: touches a body part that hurts
My brain:
do it again.
ShaneTrowell
17 feb
Me: touches a body part that hurts My brain: do it again.
If your rice is too wet,
you fucked up
- Uncle Roger
2DrunkToTasteThisChicken 2DrunkToTasteThisChicken
24 sep 2020
If your rice is too wet, you fucked up - Uncle Roger
My dog just posts up like he's in the club judging ppl
SpareParts SpareParts
26 sep 2020
My dog just posts up like he's in the club judging ppl
Texas man borrowed BMW from a dealership, robbed a bank, then returned to buy the car with the stolen money
Lubbock County Detention Center
Texas Man Who Used Car Dealer Loaner Car To
Rob Bank Sentenced To Twenty Years In Prison
Texas man borrowed BMW from a dealership, robbed a bank, then returned to buy the car with t...
Clarysmh
15 mar
Texas man borrowed BMW from a dealership, robbed a bank, then returned to buy the car with the stolen money Lubbock County Detention Center Texas Man Who Used Car Dealer Loaner Car To Rob Bank Sentenced To Twenty Years In Prison Texas man borrowed BMW from a dealership, robbed a bank, then returned to buy the car with t...
One of these things is not like the other....
limpMadden128 limpMadden128
12 jan 2021
One of these things is not like the other....
Cats Can Have Somuch Salami
Cats are expert hunters and have a keen sense of smell, especially in the case of meat. Your cat should be just fine with a hundred pieces of salami as a feast 2017
Aitaxb Aitaxb
22 sep 2020
Cats Can Have Somuch Salami Cats are expert hunters and have a keen sense of smell, especially in the case of meat. Your cat should be just fine with a hundred pieces of salami as a feast 2017
One day the cassette got mangled in the machine and sounded all slow and depressing, and was like, "Can we do that, but on purpose?"
EdgarAllenPoe EdgarAllenPoe
14 dec 2020
One day the cassette got mangled in the machine and sounded all slow and depressing, and was like, "Can we do that, but on purpose?"
THE IMAGE YOU SEE FIRST SAYS LOT ABOUT YOU
if you see the cat, you are caring.
if you see the musician, you are artistic.
if you see the bread, you are hungry.
if you see all three at once,
you have excellent purr-riff-a roll vision
CalmPanic CalmPanic
21 sep 2020
THE IMAGE YOU SEE FIRST SAYS LOT ABOUT YOU if you see the cat, you are caring. if you see the musician, you are artistic. if you see the bread, you are hungry. if you see all three at once, you have excellent purr-riff-a roll vision
Bobby...there's it one for me- someone special I IIwill you, Rusty?
Mikk Mikk
25 sep 2020
Bobby...there's it one for me- someone special I IIwill you, Rusty?
Bro went from the "The weekend" to the "The month"
Quarantine really did this dude in
La_Chula La_Chula
3 oct 2020
Bro went from the "The weekend" to the "The month" Quarantine really did this dude in
HELLO. I'M war's
FAT, YOUR NAME?
LAZ? CAT! O
Konzu Konzu
24 sep 2020
HELLO. I'M war's FAT, YOUR NAME? LAZ? CAT! O
AH, THE "DAD-BIRD', A TRULY REMARKABLE cREATURE !
WE'RE LUCKY WE MAY BE ABLE TO see -
NAMED So BECAUSE OF IT'S DISTINCTIVE CALL
ConsTRUCTING AN
\KEA SmELF ITHOUT uSing TRE INSTRUCTIONS!
Fuck
THERE'S A
PLECE miiSSiNG SWEARL
Heck If Rnow Comics
imabigdumbass imabigdumbass
23 sep 2020
AH, THE "DAD-BIRD', A TRULY REMARKABLE cREATURE ! WE'RE LUCKY WE MAY BE ABLE TO see - NAMED So BECAUSE OF IT'S DISTINCTIVE CALL ConsTRUCTING AN \KEA SmELF ITHOUT uSing TRE INSTRUCTIONS! Fuck THERE'S A PLECE miiSSiNG SWEARL Heck If Rnow Comics
You have hr to eat 500 nuggets, who do you choose to help you?
ash420 ash420
12 mar
You have hr to eat 500 nuggets, who do you choose to help you?
''M THE
DUMBEST
MAN ALIVE
think Admiral
Ackbar's death was appropriate and needed
DUMBER
MemesPage MemesPage
28 sep 2020
''M THE DUMBEST MAN ALIVE think Admiral Ackbar's death was appropriate and needed DUMBER
isabella steger @
yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
Agentdeness Agentdeness
20 sep 2020
isabella steger @ yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
Never been shit
< @sadnhoeless
What's a toxic trait that you have?
I'm the type to wake up on time but lay in bed until i end up being latte.
SwiftUI SwiftUI
19 oct 2020
Never been shit < @sadnhoeless What's a toxic trait that you have? I'm the type to wake up on time but lay in bed until i end up being latte.
When you accidentally catch your little
Hulkster in your zipper.
The_Beard The_Beard
28 jan 2021
When you accidentally catch your little Hulkster in your zipper.
winona ryder invented the titanic leo dicaprio Look before leo dicaprio
dadhopper
Titanic where everything is the same but winona ryder plays Jack and we get to see her and Kate winslet fall in love
magyaroxcy magyaroxcy
9 mar
winona ryder invented the titanic leo dicaprio Look before leo dicaprio dadhopper Titanic where everything is the same but winona ryder plays Jack and we get to see her and Kate winslet fall in love
My dog can see up to the sidewalk in the reflection of my crystal ball so he watches for people and cars but he looks like he's seeing the future.
Fox_Flame Fox_Flame
29 sep 2020
My dog can see up to the sidewalk in the reflection of my crystal ball so he watches for people and cars but he looks like he's seeing the future.
i keep saying "it is what it is" but like what is it
LisaHarris LisaHarris
9 feb
i keep saying "it is what it is" but like what is it