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    • Well played
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    • Applause
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    • Definitely thought he was finna jerk the horse off lol
      Black 12 oct
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    • Billothy 12 oct
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    • mayo: [neighs] = mayonnaise
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    • I didn’t get it at first then the punchline hit me like a truck
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    • Oh. Mayo neighs. Like the full name of mayonnaise, not.... Neighing because.....he.... Never mind.
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    • I get it, the horses name was Friday
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    • Brilliant. But still, fuck you.
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    • The fact that I read through this twice then had to pull up the comments.....I am ashamed and aroused at the same time.
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    • Fuckin laughed way too hard at a mediocre joke, well done
      rtsax722 12 oct
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    • Me trying to figure out of there is a not-fucked up meaning to the joke
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    • I hate you
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    • Mayonaisse. Mayo neighs
      Kolor69 12 oct
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    • Im to fucking retarded to get this joke
      FOXY22 13 oct
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    • Oh god ok that’s better. Fuck me, my first reaction to reading that was “What in the fuck is horse mayo? God this is about to be a fucked up meme” but I guess it’s just my mind that’s fucked up for jumping to that. Good meme, my bad, Carry on
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    • I was expecting the horse to C U M
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    • Before I learned that Mayo was a name, I got real nervous about where this post was headed
      Davo10 12 oct
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    • The lack if a comma had been struggling....
      heckler09 12 oct
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    • Wait this isn't a joke about horse cum?
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    • I thought he was gonna cum
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    • I fucking hate myself that I laughed at this...
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    • MAYO-NEIGHS YOU DUMB FUCKS ITS A PUN.
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    • Amazing!
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    • God dammit
      Billothy 12 oct
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    • Oh I thought he jerked him off
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    • Oh that’s a gay ass joke
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    • Mayo neighs. Mayonnaise. Fuck you man
      MSG_Texas 13 oct
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    • The horse’s name was Wednesday
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    • I like this
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    • hahahaha thats an amazing joke
      Pekoyama 13 oct
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    • Zaark 13 oct
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    • I was on the next fucking meme when it hit me like a fucking train
      Taserface 13 oct
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    • Thought he was gonna come
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    • Noice
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    • Well neighed
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    • I thought he beat off the horse
      Godbob 12 oct
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    • I scrolled through 2 memes before laughing out loud and coming back to comment
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    • That took me a bit, but I got it. Well played
      MiiGunner 12 oct
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    • Okay, you need a comma between horse and mayo... I thought dude had mayo made from horse
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    • Thought he jerked off the horse
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    • Damn some good features this time
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    • Why was i thinking he was gonna jack off the horse to make horse mayonnaise
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    • Took me longer than I would’ve liked buuuut I got it 😂
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    • Hooked in, like a damn fool.
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    • Oh I get it, the horse’s name was friday
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    • This.... fuckkkk
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    • This joke literally only works in text format
      TwatWater 13 oct
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    • What’s horse mayo? Is it good?
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    • Horse mayo is slang for horse cum. I think that’s the joke.
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    • Warcestershure.
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    • That took me a good moment to get it. Have a nice day! (You get a smile for this.)
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    • I don’t get it
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    • Just 4am thoughts i guess
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    • I'm screwed for ten seconds after reading I thought you were talking about making mayo cum because white fluid
      river101 12 oct
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    • Fuck man that hit different
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    • Took me a sec
      tryston22 12 oct
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    • Breathed heavily
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    • Wow was this post made by my best friend because he did this.
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    • its bc Mayo Neighs XD i get it now
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    • My dog is named Mayo
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    • Dammit
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    • still not white
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    • loldab 12 oct
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    • Goddamnit
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    • Then it cums
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    • Fuck you
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    • Shit now I feel stupid I get it now
      FOXY22 13 oct
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    • Well played good sir
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    • God fucking damnit
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    • This took me longer to understand then I would've liked.
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    • I'll be damned
      TheWack97 13 oct
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    • Fuuuuuck youuuuu
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    • So you’d help your uncle Jack off a horse????
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    • People who don’t use commas should be shot. This is my horse, Mayo. Not, this is my horse mayo...horse mayo? Is that a type of horseradish?
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    • I don't fucking get it I'm too retarded
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    • God damn that's a good dad joke
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    • Oh mayo-neyes
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    • Omg lol
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    • Mayonnaise
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    • I hate that I liked this
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    • Nice!
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    • Fuck that was good
      _Poggers 12 oct
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    • Wow, yeah, I thought this was a horse cummy joke... am so glad it's not. XD
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    • Oh ffs
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    • Well played
      WhoIsJah 12 oct
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    • Oooohhhhhhhhhh
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    • Oh fuck off lmao
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    • I call my cum mayo
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    • This has made me incredibly happy holy crap thank you
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    • Why
      ungaunga1 12 oct
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    • I am retarded. Can someone explain?
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    • Then theres horse radish.
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    • Got me
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    • Man fuck you
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