• me: stutters out fifteen sentence
fragments that no-one can make sense
of not even me
me: you know?
that one friend who knows you better
than you: yeah
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    • How the fuck can my best friend just translate what I say when all I say is complete gibberish? I’ve asked him what I said before or what I was asking and he would tell me exactly what I was trying to ask. Fucking amazes me every time
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    • xQc
      AshYe 14 jul
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    • I feel as though if you don't have a friend like that why live
      epic_wind 14 jul
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    • PorkSword 14 jul
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    • Bro, I stutter and combine my words on accident. It aint even funny
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    • As someone with a stutter, this is fr how it works. Your friend is like your unofficial translator when you can’t say something
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    • You ever just not understand someone so you’re just like... “ayup...”
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    • My friend sometimes drunk texts me, and I am able to read his pishposh silly mosh writing. It is funny what he says.
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    • Ooo man this one hits home. I have struggled with stuttering for years. It has gotten a lot better, but I still have my bad days. Like last year I just wanted a couple sausage biscuits after work, I pull into the drive though at like 6 am. I tried my best to get my order out for like 5 minutes (1/2)
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    • When I get hammered my friends figured out they can just respond in different tones to match my inflections when they cant understand me
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    • I have such strong adhd that my mind movez too fast most times for me to even keep my thoughts. I end up losing track of what i was talking about because i think about my conversation so far ahead I forget what im talking about and I switch topics mid sentence. My best homie is the only one who (1/2
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    • My best friend had a stuttering problem when we were kids, I'm proud of how far he's come. He doesn't stuttering in every sentence anymore, only when he loses control of his emotions.
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    • Sometimes you gotta lick your own balls to get your comment rolling
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    • I wish I had that cause two of my close friends vibe on a new level of vibing
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    • My stuttering has increased with age and my family mocks me for it (not my sister though, she's nice about it)
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    • More like my gf lol
      Behold 14 jul
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    • *calls someone a different name but I catch myself halfway and calls them by their real name but I think that's the wrong name so I try to use a different name and in different I just make weird noises and start the conversation over*
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    • There are 3 people in my life that are able to understand the random ass shit that comes out of my mouth, being my brother, my mom, and my best friend
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    • I don’t have that one friend. Just a few acquaintances
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    • I'm looking at features with a dog lying on my chest life is good
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    • Sometimes I try to explain a line of thought but get ahead of myself in my head and my mouth gets left behind. Then someone asks like "wait what" and I forget which part I was at so I just start over.
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    • Me and my friend were talking about kinks and were talking about if we liked bdsm and I said “ what about” as we both at the same time said choking
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    • Yeah bro I just went to red calendar farm hydrant
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    • I wish I had a friend that knew me better than me cause I have no clue what goes on in me melon
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    • Boomhauer
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    • Sometimes I will try so hard to explain something to my friends and end up just saying "its a thing." One of my friends figured out what that means in Liv language along with everything I say.
      Olivia00 14 jul
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    • Heugh, sometimes.
      Fundus 14 jul
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    • I just say yeah so I don’t have to ask them to repeat another 3 times
      Joelexion 14 jul
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    • Y’all ever just stutter so much that u just decide to shut ur mouth
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    • ADHD niggas
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    • But I, you know, it might, bud didn't, still could, with a mayonnaise jar, and possibly. . . Twin towers, oh! Needs. . . I don't know, you know?
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    • So that's what happened with the grandma in that one awful Christmas special rapsittie street kids: believe in Santa
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    • You lost me at friend
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    • Autauga 14 jul
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    • Yeah
      The_Deer 14 jul
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    • Give the fucking ifunny nude robot tc
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    • By the way end of school, my best friend and I would constantly finish each other’s sentences or just say the exact same thing as a reaction at the same time, it wasn’t on purpose, but it was pretty funny
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    • Friends.. must be nice.
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    • Ok but like is that infuriating to anyone else tho? Like just shut the fuck up until you figure it out
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    • See I can understand because I talk broken like most of the time, so that makes me really good with people just learning english
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    • “eXACTLY!! YES!!”
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    • My friend: *blurts out some random shit in a flurry of messed up words* Me: yeah buddy I gotchu
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    • Yeah that's me I have a stammer and a murmur
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    • This is like every other sentence between my buddy and I, especially on Xbox. I’ve been stuttering a shit ton while playing Apex idk why
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    • Im just waiting for yall to notice the nonbinary flag pfp and go batshit.
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    • I have trouble reading out loud normally and have problems breathing so to anxiety when talking to people sometimes. But if I talk in an accent or change my voice I can give the best readings anyone has ever heard. I use this in my shows to help me command the stage better.
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    • Bruh I thought this was just a mom thing.
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    • Watching a Biden speech
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    • That one fucking guy from king of the hill
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    • My friend understands me so well I have talked with my lips shut and he still understood what I was saying when it was basically hums and grunts
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    • i stutter really bad and sometimes cant even get my words out. i'll just stop talking sometimes when i get fed up with it and my family just goes "yeah we know what you meant"
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    • I don’t stutter but I’m well known as having moments where I’m an utter madman. during those moments everyone just watches confused. While my buds look over and understand what all I’m saying.
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    • *that sad moment when I don’t have one of them*
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    • I'm both of these people
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    • my friend is so shit at context clues that i can give him an entire sentence cut out one noun and he’ll be confused as fuck. then my other friend can translate my sentences when i go laggy ass robot
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    • Boomhauer
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    • Lmao, “friends”. Those don’t fucking exist.
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    • I call it speaking ________'s language, my roommate is Austin, I speak Austin, when no one knows what he meant, I do 🤣
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    • I'm just glad my kids didn't inherit my stutter. I've gotten it somewhat under control but if I get to mad or excited and start talking fast almost everything comes out wrong🙁
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    • Donald trump and the alt right
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    • My husband being able to translate almost any rambling of mine because I can barely talk when I need to but he understands me.
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    • God thats so accurate and i got so used to my friend deciphering my words to others now i get frustrated when people don’t understand me and i have to articulate myself now ughh
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    • Sometimes I just say yeah if I wasn’t following
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    • CaptButtCheeks this is you. Idk if I showed u this already
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    • My little brother used to speak gibberish and my sister and I would often have to translate for our parents.
      Tanky1000 16 jul
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    • Legit my friend is an idiot who can’t form sentences sometimes but all I gotta hear is the subject of the “sentence” and I know exactly what he wanted to say
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    • Same horse different saddle ya know what I’m saying?
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    • Someone’s a schizo and doesn’t know it
      Linx 16 jul
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    • I'm in a tech internship I barely understand so all my reports are to my boss are techy gibberish followed by "ya know?"
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    • Me: *absolutely plastered, making 0 sense* Friends: "while I could not understand what you were saying with words, I resonate with you, and therefore understand what you mean"
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    • After 7 years of being boys I better know that my homie is tryna say “476 meters out on the police building two snipers I’m down I need a revive” when he screams THEYRE ACTUALLY HACKING BRO
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    • very true
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    • My friend once told everyone in a group he had leprosy. I immediately told everyone to calm down, “he means he is dyslexic.” I was right.
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    • This meme isn’t about stuttering as a condition it’s just talking about when you don’t know how to phrase something so you just keep spewing out key words that still may not make sense
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    • Biden & his voters.
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    • Walking into my friends house, "i need the thing" Friend "bathrooms right there" me "thanks"
      Linest 15 jul
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    • Have you ever had a dream?
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    • Yeah I have a bad stuttering problem. I hate it cuz it gets worse when I meet someone new cuz I get nervous. And at work I’m constantly meeting people everyday. I hate my mouth so much
      OBBato 15 jul
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    • If seeing this makes you google scrupolocity
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    • No
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    • This hit home
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    • My friend made up a language whe re every word had random Gs in it. He would pronouns the Gs in every word so it straight up sounded like gibberish but I could still understand him perfectly. He would talk to me in his "chika" language in front of people and they would be soo confused lol.
      GMarkie 15 jul
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    • My friend stutters pretty badly so I gave him some of my good quality cbd I use for my knee pain and his stutter legit went away. We were both amazed it was pretty cool.
      black_dad 15 jul
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    • Mumble rappers when they speak
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    • how does one make friends without the small talk?
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    • I need a friend like that
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    • I talk all over the fucking place because my attention span is shit and so is my memory so I forget details and have to add them in later
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    • I'll straight up just say my sentences backwards alot
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    • In Hawaii this slang is known as"dakine"
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    • That's what my bestfriend and I call clown to clown communication
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    • Jeff Boomhauer be like
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    • My stutter is the one where I physically can’t say a word and have to switch to a different one and it can either change the sentence or stop it from continuing entirely.
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    • That’s how my science teacher explains things to us
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