Me smoking weed
My lungs
My 'liver knowing it's next
PyroniusThePenguin PyroniusThePenguin
26 sep 2020
Me smoking weed My lungs My 'liver knowing it's next
DID YOU)
KNOW?
Bird Facts
NAG
Birds were sent from hell to torture people on cocaine
EdgarAllenPoe EdgarAllenPoe
23 sep 2020
DID YOU) KNOW? Bird Facts NAG Birds were sent from hell to torture people on cocaine
Females: "My baby so smart"
Me: when's your birthday Lil man?"
Him: "Shickennugget"
loganbutler loganbutler
24 apr
Females: "My baby so smart" Me: when's your birthday Lil man?" Him: "Shickennugget"
When the teacher almost caught
you cheating so you hit em with
peepman peepman
13 may
When the teacher almost caught you cheating so you hit em with
when he says you're the only person he's talking to but he's also messaging the 7 fake accounts you made
T_O_P T_O_P
27 oct 2020
when he says you're the only person he's talking to but he's also messaging the 7 fake accounts you made
Me in the mirror vs me in photos
Raspberryz Raspberryz
3 mar
Me in the mirror vs me in photos
When your game has been out for 7 years but everyone
Starts to make jokes about your hair only now:
_Knightmare_ _Knightmare_
13 jan 2021
When your game has been out for 7 years but everyone Starts to make jokes about your hair only now:
When the thermometer breaks during your rectal examination
ay
I Mercury is in Uranus I
Hanover Hanover
22d
When the thermometer breaks during your rectal examination ay I Mercury is in Uranus I
My attempt at a banana for scale picture of my mini dachshund Rusty. It seems like he had other plans
My attempt at a banana for scale picture of my mini dachshund Rusty. It seems like he had other plans
No one:
People with pocket knives looking at a box that could easily be opened with your hands:
al
UselessOpinion UselessOpinion
26 apr
No one: People with pocket knives looking at a box that could easily be opened with your hands: al
Me: don't think any customers will come in this weather"
The customers:
Me: don't think any customers will come in this weather" The customers:
"Bought a new car. It came with a puppy holder..."
TrillSaint TrillSaint
19 may
"Bought a new car. It came with a puppy holder..."
BREAKING NEWS
Local cat caught boolin' too hard, 3 dead 4 wounded
pare
SorrowCat SorrowCat
25 sep 2020
BREAKING NEWS Local cat caught boolin' too hard, 3 dead 4 wounded pare
Big bird sees no other way to settle their dispute other than with a duel to the death
S00thsayer S00thsayer
23 sep 2020
Big bird sees no other way to settle their dispute other than with a duel to the death
You are pretty cute when
what am when I'm not nice
you are nice
Reiner Reiner
26 sep 2020
You are pretty cute when what am when I'm not nice you are nice
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
If you encounter wine snobs, confuse them by using this move
If you encounter wine snobs, confuse them by using this move
"You're hired! All you gotta do is pass this drug test"
"You're hired! All you gotta do is pass this drug test"
My milkshake brings the geeks to the yartl
and I'm like
"It's levidsa."
Moneyluv Moneyluv
18 feb
My milkshake brings the geeks to the yartl and I'm like "It's levidsa."