Me smoking weed
My lungs
My 'liver knowing it's next
PyroniusThePenguin PyroniusThePenguin
26 sep 2020
Me smoking weed My lungs My 'liver knowing it's next
The Catholic Church convicts Galileo of heresy (1633)
SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN.
SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!
staples1724 staples1724
3 jan 2021
The Catholic Church convicts Galileo of heresy (1633) SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN. SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!
ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate
their guns too...
ME: Well, ain't this place a
geographical oddity!...
DickHoits DickHoits
18 mar
ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate their guns too... ME: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity!...
THEMANDALORIAN
ISASIDESTORY STARWARS NOW
ma Sith Lord!
could wipeut a fleet of you
Mandolorians!
bed
*re an emo with a glow stick
MothaFuckingDeadPool MothaFuckingDeadPool
28 sep 2020
THEMANDALORIAN ISASIDESTORY STARWARS NOW ma Sith Lord! could wipeut a fleet of you Mandolorians! bed *re an emo with a glow stick
Yosef Norm Ozia
Officer Chad Thundercock reporting for duty
tastydetecter tastydetecter
8 jan 2021
Yosef Norm Ozia Officer Chad Thundercock reporting for duty
When re getting a package and
When you' don't want the cat to escape out the door
Tabby Tabby
20 sep 2020
When re getting a package and When you' don't want the cat to escape out the door
Me: I named my cat after Fortnite
Friend: You named him "fortnite"?
Me: No....
4 His name is Garbage.
TheFinestTrashYT TheFinestTrashYT
29 oct 2020
Me: I named my cat after Fortnite Friend: You named him "fortnite"? Me: No.... 4 His name is Garbage.
when you're watching a marvel movie and
Stan Lee shows up
melkor106 melkor106
25 sep 2020
when you're watching a marvel movie and Stan Lee shows up
Government: You need to be 21 to drink
Military when someone is 18:
Hi kids! Do you like violence?
StarWarstheory StarWarstheory
3 aug 2020
Government: You need to be 21 to drink Military when someone is 18: Hi kids! Do you like violence?
Googled 'pussy fisting' and was not disappointed
jdub1559
25 may
Googled 'pussy fisting' and was not disappointed
Hey there sexy
MakeShiftArtist MakeShiftArtist
15 jan 2021
Hey there sexy
10 year old me learning that spiders eat other bad bugs
Perhaps I treated you too harshly
10 year old me learning that spiders eat other bad bugs Perhaps I treated you too harshly
Me and my Cat Mo - Me and my Cat Mo
ArealgamerC ArealgamerC
24 sep 2020
Me and my Cat Mo - Me and my Cat Mo
gilet paper was' so last year.
bags with gasoline now.
gilet paper was' so last year. bags with gasoline now.
Typically having several dogs at any given time,
Curly was known to come home often with strays he found along his travels. He would foster the strays until he was able to find new homes. It is estimated that Curly saved and re-homed more than 5000 dogs in his lifetime - making him a man before his time with his humane concern for man's best friend.
American_Patnoon425 American_Patnoon425
22 sep 2020
Typically having several dogs at any given time, Curly was known to come home often with strays he found along his travels. He would foster the strays until he was able to find new homes. It is estimated that Curly saved and re-homed more than 5000 dogs in his lifetime - making him a man before his time with his humane concern for man's best friend.
Alright, fellas, give me a name for this little bean. - Alright, fellas, give me a name for this little bean.
Bumo64 Bumo64
26 sep 2020
Alright, fellas, give me a name for this little bean. - Alright, fellas, give me a name for this little bean.
feeding my dog
* * *My food
dog:
me eating my cheese burger and fries
Our food
TrashBot TrashBot
24 sep 2020
feeding my dog * * *My food dog: me eating my cheese burger and fries Our food
Pov: you see me walk in Dollar
General after that stimmy hits.
EN
B4UShout B4UShout
16 mar
Pov: you see me walk in Dollar General after that stimmy hits. EN
That' the
Another rerun on Bob, the Food ChgnneI
GGain.
OldAbnInf OldAbnInf
26 sep 2020
That' the Another rerun on Bob, the Food ChgnneI GGain.
Not gonna say what I'm thinking cause don't wanna be startin something.
rinja rinja
23 oct 2020
Not gonna say what I'm thinking cause don't wanna be startin something.