• Me: *slips in the shower and gets knocked out*
My sleep paralysis- and my shower demon:
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    • Jerk him off
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    • Guys if you ever have sleep paralysis just close your eyes and fall back asleep. It’s also a good opportunity to lucid dream
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    • I have a question that's completely unrelated, why is the so much fucking salt in the ocean
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    • My shower deamon is a monke but the sleep paralysis one is a glowwy cat
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    • They try to nut on me if this happens
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    • They jerked me off.
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    • Oh God that monke really dead someone save him
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    • “I’ve been died.”
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    • I’ve never had a sleep paralysis or shower demon but I pass out a lot, especially in the shower, last time I almost drowned and I think I have a concussion
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    • My sleep paralysis demon Is a pure black slender man with equally long legs, he has to crouch to enter my room
      YatoSan 7 sep
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    • So I’m not the only one who will be brushing their teeth and suddenly pull back the shower curtains to try and see a demon? Good to know
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    • Scene from Saving Private Ryan
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    • Is this the after math of the orangutan meme before this?
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    • What
      Neoo 8 sep
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    • My demon chills on the futon looking at the tv tapping it's finger on the rail. Just wears a badass black cloak. He kinda chill, at least he uses the futon.
      H0RNY 8 sep
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    • Ive seen my shower demon, and i dont fuckin like it, it looks like something that always creeped me the fuck out when i was a kid, it looks like the old Slappy from goosebumps
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    • This is legit how my friend died two months ago. Had a seizure while taking a shower and died.
      CUL8erzz 8 sep
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    • And then they fuckrd
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    • "ayo you good bro"
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    • I want my paralysis demon to fuck me
      Clickink 8 sep
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    • Wtf is a shower demon and why would a sleep paralysis demom be ther this is dumb
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    • Hmm
      Joe175 7 sep
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    • I don’t think this was sleep paralysis because I’m pretty sure I could still move, but I remember waking up and seeing what looked like a cat person in my room
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    • "Wake the fuck up before they find you naked!"
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    • Just gets totally fucked up
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    • Who else had one sexy fucking sleep paralysis demon but it still scared the living shit out of you at the same time
      Fuccadis 7 sep
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    • If you die your paralysis demon will die
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    • I want to fuck my sleep paralysis demon but I'm too shy to ask her out
      FBIKronk 7 sep
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    • they play w my ovaries
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    • I’ve fell in the shower once water was looking at my feet causing me to slip and bash my head on the toilet, got a gash into my head and had to go to the Er to get stiches
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    • “That was a nasty fall. What? 2020? What the fuck do you mean we’re not real? We been trying to help you out for the past year.”
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      S1K3 7 sep
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    • Oh on god
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    • When i was like 7 our shower was usally very slippy and one day i tried to get out and ate it on the side and knocked 3 teeth out but hey the "tooth fairy" got me a pokemon collection set and a role of choclate donuts
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    • My sleep paralysis demon is actually a man with long hair and orange wings who sits at my desk and reads this huge book, hes dressed like a priest with red robes
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    • Salt
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    • What I’d you actually did that one day and you wake to your sleep paralysis demon and your shower demon tending to your wounds
      yase 7 sep
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    • i guess youll drown
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    • Is it bad i can force myself out of sleep paralysis but every time i do i hear sirens in my head?
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    • I ate chili last night. My sleep paralysis demon never stood a chance! 😁
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    • Nice
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    • Say what now....shower demon.
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    • I thought she was giving birth
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