me shouting at the birds outside my window at every morning
THE SUN.
THE SUN!
me shouting at the birds outside my window at every morning THE SUN. THE SUN!
"Y'all broke up?"
Nah, she broke. I'm Up.
TimmyTheStreamer TimmyTheStreamer
16 oct 2020
"Y'all broke up?" Nah, she broke. I'm Up.
WHEN.YOU-RE AT DAYCARE'AND EVERYONE IS SINGIN NURSERY RHYMES
BUT YOU'RE INTO LED ZEPPELIN
ErosOne ErosOne
20 mar
WHEN.YOU-RE AT DAYCARE'AND EVERYONE IS SINGIN NURSERY RHYMES BUT YOU'RE INTO LED ZEPPELIN
You want to know where I store all my dad jokes?
in dad-a-base
You want to know where I store all my dad jokes? in dad-a-base
When you are a strong independent cat and don't need no handouts from Karen.
ErosOne ErosOne
23 sep 2020
When you are a strong independent cat and don't need no handouts from Karen.
"I don't want flowers!! I want you to find my fucking G Spot!"
FANTOMGOD FANTOMGOD
10 feb
"I don't want flowers!! I want you to find my fucking G Spot!"
Someone: *bites the dust*
Queen:
There is another one
Someone: *bites the dust* Queen: There is another one
Gabriel-iglesias@ ww
@fluffyguy
am the voice of Speedy Gonzales in the new Space Jam.
Does this mean they are gonna try to cancel Fluffy too? U can't catch me cancel culture. I'm the fastest mouse in all of
Mexico
Inmate_423 Inmate_423
9 mar
Gabriel-iglesias@ ww @fluffyguy am the voice of Speedy Gonzales in the new Space Jam. Does this mean they are gonna try to cancel Fluffy too? U can't catch me cancel culture. I'm the fastest mouse in all of Mexico
Me: "I don't need a grocery cart'
Me (6 mins later):
Pawnnoon Pawnnoon
8 jan 2021
Me: "I don't need a grocery cart' Me (6 mins later):
Female NPCs wondering I keep scrolling up while holding the CTRL key
womenarefire womenarefire
18 nov 2020
Female NPCs wondering I keep scrolling up while holding the CTRL key
mood mood
26 sep 2020
c} TikTok We have to stop pretending that these type of dogs are cute
Who supplies the laughter and
fuckery around here
Memithatsiwhot
Who supplies the laughter and fuckery around here Memithatsiwhot
When she likes watching you eat her
wifey87 wifey87
6 apr
When she likes watching you eat her
Heard your mom died in that fire. You got the place to yourself tonight? Ahaha
holder_ holder_
25 may
Heard your mom died in that fire. You got the place to yourself tonight? Ahaha
When you are the reason for the company safety video
@prowuitder_memes
lsssssss7_2014 lsssssss7_2014
23 dec 2020
When you are the reason for the company safety video @prowuitder_memes
When you text her to "calm down" and then you spend 15 minutes staring at
No matter what comes through that gate: you will stand your ground
jimthar jimthar
1 may
When you text her to "calm down" and then you spend 15 minutes staring at No matter what comes through that gate: you will stand your ground
New York Post @ @nypost-
Forget fake IDs! Teens are dressing up as mask-wearing grandmas to score alcohol
Harry @
@wroetoshaw i'm going to dress like a horse so i can get ketamine
Belluh Belluh
25 sep 2020
New York Post @ @nypost- Forget fake IDs! Teens are dressing up as mask-wearing grandmas to score alcohol Harry @ @wroetoshaw i'm going to dress like a horse so i can get ketamine
STONER THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
EACH TIME YOU LIGHT YOUR LIGHTER.
LIGHTER GETS LIGHTER.
UN YOUR LIGHTER GETS SO
LIGHT IT WONT LIGHT
Scarletbee Scarletbee
1 may
STONER THOUGHT OF THE DAY: EACH TIME YOU LIGHT YOUR LIGHTER. LIGHTER GETS LIGHTER. UN YOUR LIGHTER GETS SO LIGHT IT WONT LIGHT