The first selfie my grandpa took with his
new phone.
Fox_Flame Fox_Flame
5 feb
The first selfie my grandpa took with his new phone.
I refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
I refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
How think I look like eating a watermelon
Reality
happy_sneakyrico26 happy_sneakyrico26
18 dec 2020
How think I look like eating a watermelon Reality
Me looking for the right song so I can carry on cleaning
AFloridian AFloridian
22 apr
Me looking for the right song so I can carry on cleaning
If a Southern woman says
"What did you say?", she isn't asking you to repeat it
She's asking if you're good with Jesus...cause you're about to meet Him
yaddayadda
23 oct 2020
If a Southern woman says "What did you say?", she isn't asking you to repeat it She's asking if you're good with Jesus...cause you're about to meet Him
In Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. (2017), Ego can be seen kissing a woman of Mantis' kind.
Actress Jennifer.Sharp said she played Mantis' mom and filmed a scene with Kurt Russell that was later cut, meaning Mantis and Quill are likely siblings.
NerdyGirl21 NerdyGirl21
19 mar
In Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. (2017), Ego can be seen kissing a woman of Mantis' kind. Actress Jennifer.Sharp said she played Mantis' mom and filmed a scene with Kurt Russell that was later cut, meaning Mantis and Quill are likely siblings.
Teacher: *asks the kid who isn't paying attention a question"
Kid: *answers it correctly*
'n
The teacher:
Teacher: *asks the kid who isn't paying attention a question" Kid: *answers it correctly* 'n The teacher:
Ash
guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking beautiful
2017-10-22, AM
KOB1T3H KOB1T3H
8 may
Ash guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking beautiful 2017-10-22, AM
if you ever feel like shit, just remember
Courteney Cox's hair in Scream 3
Courtenay
wow, what the fuck
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
16 nov 2020
if you ever feel like shit, just remember Courteney Cox's hair in Scream 3 Courtenay wow, what the fuck
When ur at your ex's funeral and they allow you to speak first
Ain't God good?
When ur at your ex's funeral and they allow you to speak first Ain't God good?
The price of a 2 story house in a 1934
American SEARS Can you say Wow? DOG
MODERN HOME No. 264B155_
BALCGNY
BED
PORCH
DINING
LIVING RooM
III
First Floor Plan. Second Floor Plan.
0aktown 0aktown
24 sep 2020
The price of a 2 story house in a 1934 American SEARS Can you say Wow? DOG MODERN HOME No. 264B155_ BALCGNY BED PORCH DINING LIVING RooM III First Floor Plan. Second Floor Plan.
character in marvel movie: *dies*
marvel:
ail
Spiders Spiders
9 mar
character in marvel movie: *dies* marvel: ail
What the first Minecraft tree sees
Spiltmilk Spiltmilk
21 nov 2020
What the first Minecraft tree sees
only plays super
persom
Plays on whatever diiticulty hie likes
Sergeant_Carter Sergeant_Carter
24 feb
only plays super persom Plays on whatever diiticulty hie likes
SO THE GAME IS A SIMPLE ONE. WITH THE CAT CLUTCHED IN YOUR ARMS, YOU FIRE THE GUN,
AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN HOLD ONTO THE CAT. THE WORLD RECORD IS 1.3 SECONDS.
Butts_Mehre Butts_Mehre
23 sep 2020
SO THE GAME IS A SIMPLE ONE. WITH THE CAT CLUTCHED IN YOUR ARMS, YOU FIRE THE GUN, AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN HOLD ONTO THE CAT. THE WORLD RECORD IS 1.3 SECONDS.
Hammer was invented in 8000 BC People in 7999 BC:
Tortoisle Tortoisle
11 feb
Hammer was invented in 8000 BC People in 7999 BC:
Some dogs have all the luck.
plush_zucctheberg plush_zucctheberg
29 oct 2020
Some dogs have all the luck.