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    • Me returning to the barracks to get my dick sucked 😎
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    • Straight up expect sex after a first date? Cringe.
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    • If you want your dick sucked, save some money and find a cheap prostitute. Y’all get mad when she acts like a hoe, and then you get mad when she’s not hopping on your millimeter Peter.
      vrmvrm 19 jul
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    • If your only take someone on a date for sex, you're a whore. Men whores are just as bad as women whores. Pathetic losers
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      Corvo12 18 jul
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    • Yo men are pulling double standards now. Women, don’t expect men to pay. Men, don’t expect wet dick.
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    • Me already in the barracks, pulling out the list of who’s turn it’s going to be, to get my dick sucked.
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    • Imagine expecting sex as if you’re entitled to it after a date. I’m dating to find a spouse. It’s super difficult in the military where guys just want to have sex.
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    • I fucking hate you guys. Every post about a girl all the comments i see is how much of a slut she is and "wow what a whore" now that a girl isnt being one you guys are calling her prude. Fuck you all and have a shit night.
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    • Men hate whores but then say shit like this.
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    • Guys, paying for the date doesn't guarantee you poon; she's not a prostitute. Ladies, always come prepared to pay for yourself- even if only to show that you provide for yourself, and you're willing to treat him too.
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    • I date with the intention to find a spouse and live a long and prosperous life with them. Not for sex or a quick succ. Don’t date with no intentions to marry, it will lead to emotional disaster and hurt for everyone.
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    • She doesn't owe you shit you fuckwad.
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    • Imagine being a piece of shit military personnel who takes women out just to get sex in return
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    • There comes a point where you date to marry though. It’s better to find a real girlfriend now than later
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    • CL has a lot of ads for hookers in cities with bases. That $54 could've gotten more than a bj
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    • i like y’all belittle sex workers but y’all expect shit like this ? couldn’t be me.
      Godfall 19 jul
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    • I'd have sucked it for a four piece mcnugget
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    • But did you enjoy eachother's company? Did she share compassion?
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    • $54, did yall get water?
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    • First date is always coffee. It’s cheap, you don’t break the wallet, and it has a casual notion about it that even the high class hoes can’t hate. 2nd date is something free like going for a hike or a picnic. Something with nature. 3rd date is a I’ll make dinner for you date. If you don’t smash on-
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    • He dropped a Ulysses Grant on a bitch and didn't even get the SUCC
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    • Females that complain about sex after a date are the same bitches that are looking for a husband on Tinder with captions like “Single Mother.” Bitch it’s Tinder as in we want to fuck and move on or even come back for seconds not meet your fucking parents.
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    • Man being a single soldier in the barracks was wild, worlds biggest fraternity and something is ALWAYS happening
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    • Lol hoes mad in the comments.
      Bad_Wulph 19 jul
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    • Then she posts “just got dinner for free!” #BadBitch
      whatsup 19 jul
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    • So, when I was in 6th grade I met the love of my life. She and I dated for two years, but we had to break up because I was told that I was moving across country, I was deviated. We ended up staying for another year before I moved away. But we still talked and did things. Fast forward to last year1/2
      B_rock 19 jul
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    • zerosober 21 jul
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    • If she gave you head y’all would be like she’s a hoe for sucking dick on a first date but when she doesn’t you get mad and feel like a clown? So what tf do want? Head on the first date after a cheap as red lobster dinner? Or for women to stop being “hoes?” I swear y’all just wanna simp for pussy til
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    • I funny is just a bunch of Incels, I stg lmao.
      Mataetae 21 jul
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    • The guys in the military today will never live up to the men who came before them
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    • Going on a date and even buying everything on a date doesnt entitle you to their body. Spending money and expecting sex is called prostitution.
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    • Ohhhh I get it, you think I they should suck your dick cuz you enlisted? Or because you spent $54? Either way ur dumb...
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    • If a guy were to take me on a real date and paid for my meal and everything seemed cool about him then i would probably suck his dick at the very least.
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    • Because RedLobster is an overpriced Long John Silvers.
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    • Idk if 54 bucks is that much to spend expecting something amazing
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    • Get a gay boyfriend lol. If I had a boyfriend is suck his dick everyday. Ps I'm gay and single.
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    • I heard that what the Chinese use their battle buddy for.
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    • Is it bad that I kinda of wish I would have found my current girlfriend later in life? Like We started dating at 16 and she was my first girlfriend and I was hers and I’m 18 going into college now. She’s amazing and I don’t want to leave her but I kind of wish I would have experienced other women.
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    • Get fucked, incel. OH WAIT LOL
      Offworldr 20 jul
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    • Lmao if you think you can buy a chick food for a dick suckin you’re dumb, they’ll give that shit out for free if they like you
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    • ill suck you off for a French fry rn
      Camacho 19 jul
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    • The problem is that you called it “the red lobster”
      BSArtist 21 jul
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    • NiceAssSquiddy damn Eliza got another one
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      TheGrey 19 jul
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      connaho 19 jul
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    • Comment above is gay
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    • Bro... i feel ya. Im not suckin ur dick, but i feel ya.
      Webb 20 jul
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    • thats rough
      pizza_guy 20 jul
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    • “...because of the implication.”
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    • I need advice. How do I ask a girl on a date? Also I don’t know any restaurants or something she likes...I want to do something more fun than a restaurant like a memorable thing
      japaj 20 jul
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    • That’s not very cash money of her
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    • Y'all really needed an obvious joke post to start ratting on men
      SirTobi 19 jul
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    • One of my mom’s friends has a son. She got a call from him on his first spring break, he needed money to get home. What happened to all his you ask? He “fell in love with a stripper” so he spent all his money on her. Guess what happened when he ran out of cash?
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    • How do u unsuck a dick?
      cruz813 19 jul
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    • Just fuck a wookie theyre always down
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    • *taps starts to play*
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    • 🤡🤡🤡🤡 even though it's an f
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      mikotos 19 jul
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      Ofenced 19 jul
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      Jarquice 19 jul
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      rogen80 19 jul
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    • I hate everyone in these comments it’s all stupid political shit it’s a fucking joke that probably flew over everyone’s heads because everyone who is crying has never served it’s a joke about soldiers always trying to get laid but never can was probably posted by a soldier and got turned into shit
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    • Yeah. You know that bitch is a sure thing, and you just wanna crush some puss. But silence is awkward, and you cant stand awkward situations so you fuck up the whole night with "small talk" lol fucking amateurs STOP GOING TO RED LOBSTER! Chillis has better deals.
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    • You shouldn’t expect sex in exchange for paying for a meal. It’s your choice to pay for the meal, just like it’s her choice to have sex
      ReIicanth 19 jul
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    • Wait a second thats the definition of a simp isn’t it?? Spending money on ladies in hopes of sex?? Just go on a date and have a good time, if you focus on that, she might want a second or a third. If she just wanted food, then she belongs to the streets right??
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    • This hits so close to home :(
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    • Then she posts "Had an amazing night. Thanks buddy"
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    • psyop 19 jul
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    • I'd suck some Marine dick for my country
      ReddStuff 19 jul
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    • i would do it for some fries ngl i wasn’t born with dick sucking lips to not use them
      nitwitty 19 jul
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    • Fucking loser
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    • I think they don't expect sex in of itself but more expect their kindness to be reciprocated with kindness in return. Whether that means sucking his dick or just being a loving and attentive spouse is up to you
      DatTop 19 jul
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    • The way I see it, if she doesn't have a body count? Good for her, don't ruin it, let her wait for marriage. If she's already fucked like 5 dudes than who cares, treat her for what she is. A toy to be used. That's all.
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    • you’ll get your dick sucked at the barracks in the navy
      _Ebony_ 22 jul
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    • If this were a meme about a girl talking about how she didnt get sex, the replies would be far different. You all are sexist pigs
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    • Navy guys have no worries about that
      me24 22 jul
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    • If you want a good relationship don't fuck or suck on the first few dates
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    • Oh boo hoo
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    • The main problem here is that you were expecting to receive some sort of sexual pleasure from spending copious amounts of money on a cheesy restaurant chain. The more you expect to receive sex, especially if you're doing something like spending money to get it, the less you actually deserve it.
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    • What's with the sjw comments? You're missing the point. He paid for a first date to red lobster when he could've picked somewhere much cheaper
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    • U fuckin incell, boohoo your point didn’t get sucked even though you paid for a meal
      FOXFlRE 22 jul
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    • Go to Korea, spend 10 bux. Hell u can get drunk for a dollar there on a bottle of soju and a coke
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    • If u ugly u can’t raise the bar like that
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    • Lmao that’s one dude on here. I don’t think all of us think that way. And the memes making fun of a person like that right?
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    • $54? I want to know what Red Lobster he eats at
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    • Did u at least get the biscuits that’s the only thing good there
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    • If you only spend $54 on a date what the fuck did you expect
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