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    • The guy they just wont fire
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    • Me being confined to the back room so I don’t tell new hires about the shit pay, and lack of benefits.
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    • I'm that guy. But they won't fire me because I'm the best at my job. I love the job. Hate the company and their bullshit
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    • Is my birthday today, I gotta work at 1 and don't get off until 9, have a shot for me or something pls.
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    • PorkSword 22 jul
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    • Ahh yes, the never ending cycle of being a bright eyed new hire only to ultimately be the jaded pessimist warning all new who enter.
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    • Just a reminder: you don’t have to tolerate toxic work environments. There are plenty of awesome places to work with genuinely nice and understanding people
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    • It’s too late for me, but not for them.
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    • Did you mean the military
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    • I made it a habit to say “welcome to hell” to every new hire I met
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    • I got fired today after working for one week. I arrived on time and worked hard and was friendly and never complained. They said I just didn't "fit"
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    • I’ve been working a part time job for the last 5 years and it’s honestly really good. I always tell the new people they will like it
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    • That's Walmart right there
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    • red_reign 22 jul
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    • I been at my job 4 years, work about 50 hours a week and I still only make $10 an hour, fuck jobs bro
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    • FUCK CVS, so glad to be leaving in September.
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    • Last summer my new boss was about 350lbs and like 29. He was stealing money from us because we get payed cash the day we work, and if you didn’t count it up right there it was always 10$ short. Then I heard he gave the most respected and longtime employee some fake money, and he’s asking some other
      Nigwar_d 22 jul
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    • I work at Walmart and my coworkers and people from other departments are great to work with, I work 4-1 so the hours aren’t great but my people make up fror it. Most managers are super nice and down to earth, but all it takes is one of assistant manager being an ass and it ruins it
      Delayio 23 jul
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    • The Walmart process
      NunYan 23 jul
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    • I tell every new hire at Pizza hut that if you're over 18 you don't get a break and the boss will bitch at you if you make a mistake
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    • I dont trash talk the company to the new person. I let them figure out how fucked up the company is on their own.
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    • Not for me when/if we get a new hire I’m gonna say it’s the best here so I can quit.
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    • I just started a job and I’m going to get paid 4K to eat cereal in my room while watching Netflix because of corona
      newindian 23 jul
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    • Basically anywhere you work at
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    • Marine Corps in a nutshell
      H2Toxic 23 jul
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    • My supervisor has to hide me from their boss so I don’t impulsively shit on their leadership abilities
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    • Worked at Chick Fil A for 5 years. Never gets old.
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    • My general manager makes it a living hell for anyone to report to HR about her practices. Which is retaliation and she can be arrested for it. But everyone is afraid of her to do anything, even her district manager
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    • My boss complains just as much
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    • I love watching the new hires, so full of life, happy and optimistic... thinking, “I used to be them” and then slowly watching the life and joy drain from them over the years.
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    • AT&T is the shittiest company to work for
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    • The place I work at is actually great so I don’t have this issue
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    • I just had an interview for a new job hope I get it
      Vistory 23 jul
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    • I had a guy that had been there for a few months, he was in warehouse, I worked office, and he said "hopefully one day I can be in there with you guys" and I flat out told him to dodge that bullet because once you go in there the work is bullshit and you gain 10 pounds
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    • I’m an ETL for target and this is accurate as hell. Can’t scare me off too fast. The $15/hr starting pay lures them in.
      aivir 23 jul
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    • I'm quitting my shitty job at menards. My last day of my 2 weeks is the 30th
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    • Joke's on them. I'm the manager, and our district manager visits only once every few weeks. I shittalk our company day in and day out. But I'm a good manager, so nobody cares.
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    • Showing up to your first duty station, and you meet your division
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    • I just had my orientation at bed bath and beyond and I do my cashier training friday
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    • Every specialist in an army unit to incoming privates
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    • Foams 22 jul
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    • Ok can I get some advice, I work freight and do overnights but due to corona And reduced hours it moved to daytime, now i have to deal with my store manager who will do nothing but sit in back and text her bf, and when she does do something she takes hours on it so she never really has to do-
      mdkd0 25 jul
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    • I think this is most jobs. The people actively making policies usually are not on the front lines and do not fully understand how it works.
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    • I tell temp employees to get out while they can at all costs... as a note to everyone out there don’t work at Magna Mirrors ever! It is a hell hole with shit pay and no respect for its employees
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    • This is the military
      SlowHomie 24 jul
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    • I work at jiffy Lube and anytime someone comes in for an interview they show them around they bring them into the basement where I work (draining oil/changing filters) I'm always drenched in oil, gearbox fluid, and sweat straight puffin' cigs and every time my intro is "welcome to hell I'm Sean"
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    • I like my company, freedom reigns
      Scully 23 jul
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    • This is me and my game group to the new recruits lmao
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    • I feel this on a spiritual level, they can't fire me but they sure can hide me
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    • Damn I’m glad I like where I work
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    • I think I just got fired from my job and it's only my 4th day idk yet. I was dehydrated and they told me to wait until my break to buy a bottle water, I then started puking bc of dehydration and my gm said in an angry voice to "just go home nxt time bring it from home."
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    • Trying to quit a job for another much better job, having difficulty because my boss is too fucking nice and too trusting...I feel bad af leaving but its 3 hour shifts at 12.50 and I’m not getting paid for all my hours.
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    • There's new staff doing observation shifts at my work tomorrow. Gonna do my best to make it hell for them. It's a prison so should be easy
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    • A quote from me at work to the new guy “this is technically against company policy but if you type NONAME in the computer you don’t have to type in any customer information.
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    • I'm a land surveyor and I love the job itself but my coworker and my boss both have serious anger issues and get so mad when something messes up even though it can be fixed in 2 seconds. Then j get yelled at all the time even when im just doing what I am supposed to
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    • I'm surprised at how fast some people get annoyed and complacent at work. At least try to fake it for a little longer.
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    • make sure to get your evaluations because if there’s no proof you are getting better then there’s no proof that you are eligible for a raise or a better position within the company.
      SuchDank 23 jul
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    • I’m in the middle of trying to get my first job at publix. Started to work at chic-fil-a only because a friend of my mom got me in. Went through all the training and they let me go at the very end. Told me I wasn’t fast enough. I’m hoping I can get the job at Publix, but I have no self confidence
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    • See I’m technically one of the bosses at my work who has the power to fire and blah blah paperwork shit, but when my new GM came in he decided to take that away from me and make me a normal assistant manager. Kinda fucked. Now I just shit on the company any chance I get.
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    • working for someone that actually gives a fuck about you is nice
      deb8able 23 jul
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    • Definitely when working at Lowe's
      NiggaBee 23 jul
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    • I work in a warehouse where all they care about is production. If you're not up to standard, you're gone. Had a guy from the airforce apply and I was explaining how hard the job could be and he gets all snarky and says, (1/2)
      zhezhu 23 jul
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    • I’d fuck the one in grey.
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    • Crusty ass specialists waiting to get the new privates alone away from leadership
      iPokemon 23 jul
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    • McDonald's is really bad for if you don't take it seriously and if you're slow like a turtle or can't read. Had it happen from a retard who somehow got hired in. Guy couldn't read, slow af, and out of nowhere runs out
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    • Hahahahah same
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    • I feel as though any company that needs to scilence its workers criticism is shit. But workers will always bitch no matter what
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    • Amazon
      slicer940 23 jul
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    • Just found out our plants closing in “8 weeks” boys
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    • Basically Albertsons, do nooooot ever work for that company lol
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    • My boss would pull me over to tell me hires how great it is to work there… don't understand why he thought I liked it there
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    • Me being confined to the back so the boss can’t hear me complain about the lack of manpower.
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    • Thats what i would do to any new hires, tell em every little thing thats wrong or fucked up so they understand what bs they might be hit with one day.
      Torei 23 jul
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    • New gore walks in: I’m so excited to work here. My first words: why did you apply to this shit hole?
      SCP4055 23 jul
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    • Me working in retail, specifically homegoods
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    • I work at Gamestop, I don't have that problem.
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    • I literally did this 2 night ago when someone came in to subway asking for a job with my manager right next to me
      GormStorm 23 jul
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    • I actually wouldn’t, my company is great. Since covid, we’ve gotten a bonus, extra vacation time, paid leave if you get sick, and a visa card to help out a stranger. Really a great company.
      Pyroxx 23 jul
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    • Me currently
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    • When we get a corporate visit
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    • Braum’s
      Traumatik 23 jul
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    • Me mouthing the words “ For the love of God, just RUN !”
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    • I worked as a temp for a few years. And every time we got new temps in they think they'd get hired on right away. But once I tell them that I've been working there as a temp for a couple of years they either shut up about getting hired full time or they quit within a week.
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    • Me opening my 3rd Lidl store lmao
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    • My boss is also ready to shit on our company any chance he gets
      JNichs095 23 jul
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    • Bro I just read this and then went too the next one and it's the same exact thing featured by someone else
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    • Me at mcdonalds
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    • I believe in freedom of speech just can’t do it on the clock
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    • They can't stop me forever, I usually get to em before they get through training.
      GTOnizuka 22 jul
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    • Are you ready to shit on the company because they're actually bad, or because you haven't achieved what you thought you might? Shit on yourself before you try and shit on anything else.
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    • I hate my job but I’ve only had it for a month. Idk what to do
      AdultToys 26 jul
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    • I know the feels bro, me and my roommate just toasted some Macallan 15 for ya
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    • I love doing that to the new guys
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    • Chick needs to get her hands off that dog like that
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    • McDonalds when I'm getting underpaid :)
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    • A former employee warned me to run away from my current job because it would be hell. He was right at the time, but the manager transferred and his assistant was promoted, so it's a much better environment now.
      Noxify 26 jul
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    • I always ask if they regret working here yet
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