• Me: people keep celebrating
Christmas earlier and earlier each
year, it's so annoying.
Me the first day it gets cold:
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    • I love Christmas but don't skip Halloween
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    • That but HALLOWEEN🎃🎃🎃
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    • I listen to Christmas music in the summer sometimes. I just love Christmas. It feels so warm and cozy and everybody’s being nice and the decorations are so pretty and there’s lights
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    • Why can't we start getting ready for Halloween a month early?
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    • Halloween is better
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    • Yo halloween first. Then Thanksgiving. Then Christmas. There's other great holidays besides Christmas and you can't just skip over them.
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    • You can start listening to Christmas music in November
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    • Sorry it I halloween season
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    • I feel a slight breeze, it doesnt even have to be cold, and it is officially halloween
      Sketchy 4 sep
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    • Shut the hell your mouth
      PalmTR3 4 sep
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    • We still need to get through spooky month
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    • I thought it was a joke about nipples at first
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    • I celebrate Christmas year-round. Fight me
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    • Guys don’t forget to check out the new Mario Direct that Nintendo put out yesterday. Shit’s fire
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    • Motherducker its supposed to be in the 110s this week where I live, what the fuck? September is supposed to be cold
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    • I've listened to christmas music since July. Christmas tree comes in tomorrow.
      xMandy 4 sep
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    • No comments, fuck.
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    • That's an awesome ugly Christmas sweater,
      Fox_Cock 4 sep
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    • Tits the season to be jolly falalalala lalalala
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    • I hate chritmas and my birtday litterally any otjer day is fine. I just hate receiving and I'll try to get out of it any way possible just so I don't get the gifts. I'm grateful yea, but I honestly don't deserve them I already have so much shit I didnt earn I wish sometimes it would all dissapear.
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    • Me at 12 am January 1st
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    • If ur bored as hell like I am check out my mc server bros. I know this ain’t the best place to advert but part of the ship, part of the crew :) lp is operationcraft (.) net
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    • Another porn feature. How iFunny of you
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    • Bro it was 115 degrees yesterday. It is NOT Christmas time.
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    • Christmas is for suckers and losers.
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    • I’ve worked retail 2 Christmases in a row now. The Grinch was right all along, dammit!
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    • No! Halloween first
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    • Bro they started advertising christmas shit in fucking July
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    • If you do Christmas too early it won’t be as special
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    • What has better music. Halloween or Christmas.
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    • I need it to be cold again. I'm tired of it being so fucking hot all the fucking time and I don't even have air conditioning
      Savi1 6 sep
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    • I honestly don't like Christmas. I like the meaning of Christmas and the happiness it brings, but Christmas itself just isn't for me
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    • Fat chick's aren't even people
      NRogue13 6 sep
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    • Man, I used to sing Christmas songs in June
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    • I'm in Arizona, what is this cold you speak of
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    • Anyone who mentions their excitement for Christmas before Thanksgiving is banned from celebrating Thanksgiving
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    • But christmas is a garbage holiday. Halloween is where it’s at 🎃
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    • Its suppose to snow in two days. Today it was 95.
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    • I hate that if people talk about halloween three months early it’s fine but I bring up Christmas in November and everyone gets so pissy.
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    • The high here is gonna be fuckin 35 F on Tuesday, it's gonna be a cold motherfucker and I'm gonna love every minute of it
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    • noon
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    • SPOOKY TIME BITCHES 💀🎃
      RealOdd1 5 sep
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    • This looks like a typical white people christmas
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    • But Thanksgiving and Halloween
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    • Halloween
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    • There are already Christmas products showing up at my store
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    • After 13 years old I just kinda stopped liking the holidays.
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    • Let's be honest. We may not even get a Christmas this year, so for once, I'll accept it.
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    • You have to celebrate fall/Halloween first
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    • Imma get crucified for saying this but i fucking hate chrismas. Holloween is my day
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    • I fucking cannot stand the Christmas holiday anymore. There's fucking Christmas shit up in my local Walmart. But Lowes had them beat, Christmas trash up August first. Fucking AUGUST
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    • I can't fucking wait for that one day that is the start of the cold days
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    • If y'all think I'm letting y'all third wheel halloween y'all got another thing coming
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    • If you start decorating for Christmas before Halloween (or even Thanksgiving) you are a god damn disgrace. I know some are excited for Christmas, but let the other holidays be enjoyed and celebrated before you bring that bullshit around.
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    • At wallmart there's Christmas ornaments and Halloween costumes out at the same time I'm tired of people celebrating when they want to dammit
      Rhet0401 5 sep
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    • Buy the gifts early. Like rn to save money
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    • Spooky day will prevail!
      TyFyter 5 sep
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    • Otter box gang
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    • If I didn’t have kids, I wouldn’t celebrate any holidays other than the 4th of July
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    • It’s already snowed once here. Cry
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    • Christmas is so fucking annoying
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    • This might be me soon. We’ve had 60/62 days over 100.
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    • Honestly im to the point where Christians is so over done, and with me working at hobby lobby, we get our Christmas stuff in in May. So seeing it 7 months out of the year makes it get old really fast. But I fucking love Halloween. Also me in December: I DONT WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS THERE IS JUST
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    • Trick or treating probably wont exist this year. Or will it? It is america afterall
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    • Yo what about thanks giving
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    • Me with Halloween
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    • People who get ready for Halloween the second a leaf falls off a tree, are on the same level of annoying as people who put up christmas lights a day after Thanksgiving.
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    • Halloween is superior
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    • Christmas is from the day after thanksgiving on, not Halloween not the 1st of September. Stop premature Christmas decorations.
      doobe 4 sep
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    • It’s spooky season the first time I hear spooky scary skeletons
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    • Nah its all about Halloween for me
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    • Daylights saving
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    • Hanukkah has better food than Christmas from my experience. I'm not Jewish btw.
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    • I can promise that people have celebrated Christmas on the 25th of December for a long time
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    • Who gives a shit about Christmas, it’s ALL ABOUT MOENY AND ADVERTISING
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    • gnomeguy 4 sep
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    • Christmas gettin too greedy, it’s already taken over Thanksgiving’s turf and has been steadily encroaching on Halloween.
      WolfBV 4 sep
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    • I start celebrating in the middle of November so there’s more hype
      hmhm2007 4 sep
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    • eh I prefer Halloween always have
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    • I saw Christmas shit at Walmart in September last year.
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    • HOW DARE YOU SKIP HALLOWEEN
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    • Dude i live in wisconsin fucking 45 degrees this morning its so nice i hated the heat
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    • I live in Texas so that doesn’t happen
      awejames 4 sep
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    • I can't stand people who start Christmas in fucking October. Let us have the holidays that come first. Once December first hits, go all out!
      Anti2790 4 sep
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    • The lady gaga of Christmas
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    • Hard nippies
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    • We gonna skip the fact that she has hard nips
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    • Davo10 4 sep
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    • Halloween is better than Christmas.
      teromine 4 sep
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    • I think this year we should let people go a little nuts. After the year we've had we just need santa
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    • Halloween is the only holiday I care about.
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    • Me rn
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    • Christmas is meh tbh I wish I had the spirit everyone else does but growing in an abusive household for 1 house and then going to the 2nd household who loves you but you yourself push away because you dont trust anyone due to the abuse of the first, Christmas was always a game of who bought who more
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