Me: Opens bag of chips*
My kid:
DontBeTacky DontBeTacky
29 sep 2020
Me: Opens bag of chips* My kid:
Fish Sep 12, 2020 AM
Someone punched a wall in the men's toilets and staff decided to frame it.
"Fragile Mesaulinrty'
Artist Unknown
balck sep 12, 2020 AM cum on the wall
"a quick satisfaction but a long disappointment"
ShrineofAzura ShrineofAzura
26 sep 2020
Fish Sep 12, 2020 AM Someone punched a wall in the men's toilets and staff decided to frame it. "Fragile Mesaulinrty' Artist Unknown balck sep 12, 2020 AM cum on the wall "a quick satisfaction but a long disappointment"
Me trying to put my The next change and receipt person in line in my pock
fetusprime666 fetusprime666
3 nov 2020
Me trying to put my The next change and receipt person in line in my pock
Linda Hathaway Foster
21 No at
I remember watching a YouTube video about a feral lady who built her own home in nature and lived on her own, using fresh spring for water and cooking on the floor of her house (which looked beautiful), and a guy was interviewing her and went
"Isn't this inconvenient though? To have to light a fire every day, before you can even make tea?" and she shot back "Isn't it inconvenient for you to work 8 hours a day just so you don't have to light a fire?" and I was shook. This lady knew what's up while we were still babies. Legendary savage.
~ balkanradfem
CadetBoneSpurs CadetBoneSpurs
21 dec 2020
Linda Hathaway Foster 21 No at I remember watching a YouTube video about a feral lady who built her own home in nature and lived on her own, using fresh spring for water and cooking on the floor of her house (which looked beautiful), and a guy was interviewing her and went "Isn't this inconvenient though? To have to light a fire every day, before you can even make tea?" and she shot back "Isn't it inconvenient for you to work 8 hours a day just so you don't have to light a fire?" and I was shook. This lady knew what's up while we were still babies. Legendary savage. ~ balkanradfem
When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you
Porno Porno
27 jan 2021
When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you
Natsuki Subaru
@Brol eBe,ondCompare
Ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her 5,000 year-old ancient cat spirit familiar.
Sakurauchi Sakurauchi
20 sep 2020
Natsuki Subaru @Brol eBe,ondCompare Ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her 5,000 year-old ancient cat spirit familiar.
Re UNDER ARREST
YOu
FOR BEING GAMK CUTE
Re UNDER ARREST YOu FOR BEING GAMK CUTE
NOT KNOWING THE TRUTH DOESN'T MAKE YOU IGNORANT
HOT TO
KNOW THE TRUTH IS WHAT MAKES YOU IGNORANT
DickHoits DickHoits
16 oct 2020
NOT KNOWING THE TRUTH DOESN'T MAKE YOU IGNORANT HOT TO KNOW THE TRUTH IS WHAT MAKES YOU IGNORANT
Would you fight prime Mike Tyson for
20 million?
SPECIAL
> Professor Barclay
@AlbertBarclay69
20 mil and a free nap sign me up
Rumple4skin649 Rumple4skin649
8 mar
Would you fight prime Mike Tyson for 20 million? SPECIAL > Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69 20 mil and a free nap sign me up
Do I have your attention now?
SS
cutekinkyuwumemes5 cutekinkyuwumemes5
14 apr
Do I have your attention now? SS
Hi my name is Meagan, I'm here for the Girl's track meet...
noonerINtheDARK noonerINtheDARK
27 jan 2021
Hi my name is Meagan, I'm here for the Girl's track meet...
Grandmaa: "don't tell anyone I'm giving you this money"
EpicFurball EpicFurball
18 may
Grandmaa: "don't tell anyone I'm giving you this money"
South Florida priest encourages, engages youth through weight lifting
SolidDucky9 SolidDucky9
15 apr
South Florida priest encourages, engages youth through weight lifting
One of the rarest dog breeds in the world, the
Tibetan mastiff can grow up to 2.7 feet in height and weigh up to 198 lb. These huge dogs can be
super expensive, and a puppy was sold for $2
million in China back in 2014.
AM3RICA AM3RICA
27 sep 2020
One of the rarest dog breeds in the world, the Tibetan mastiff can grow up to 2.7 feet in height and weigh up to 198 lb. These huge dogs can be super expensive, and a puppy was sold for $2 million in China back in 2014.
The commonly found "Me" (or "Mac") before an Irish name means "Son of", while the even
you did it. you raz McBitch you did it
staples1724 staples1724
12 jan 2021
The commonly found "Me" (or "Mac") before an Irish name means "Son of", while the even you did it. you raz McBitch you did it
The average hot dog machine will have
547,500 wieners in it and catch 4,277 gallons of juice in its trap during its lifetime
JUST LIKE YOU
BigBoobTinyNip BigBoobTinyNip
25 sep 2020
The average hot dog machine will have 547,500 wieners in it and catch 4,277 gallons of juice in its trap during its lifetime JUST LIKE YOU
My face when I've had a fulltime job for years and never lost it through Covid plus just got a raise making $30 an hour and now I'm only getting $600 from the government BUT that won't cover the graphics card I want.
Unstopabull Unstopabull
21 dec 2020
My face when I've had a fulltime job for years and never lost it through Covid plus just got a raise making $30 an hour and now I'm only getting $600 from the government BUT that won't cover the graphics card I want.
If she got a dog like this, she a hoe
cumnog
my grandma has a dog like this..
Ya grandma a hoe
Yumji Yumji
13 may
If she got a dog like this, she a hoe cumnog my grandma has a dog like this.. Ya grandma a hoe
Me: after saving money for months I finally have enough to buy the
My girlfriend:
Mandygally Mandygally
1 oct 2020
Me: after saving money for months I finally have enough to buy the My girlfriend:
Why is shaved Keanu
Reeves about to take 20 points from Gryffindor
TrenDerX472 TrenDerX472
15 mar
Why is shaved Keanu Reeves about to take 20 points from Gryffindor
When your parents tell you not to have sex before marriage but you're
standing in their wedding picture
SekiSentai SekiSentai
15 mar
When your parents tell you not to have sex before marriage but you're standing in their wedding picture