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    • I fucking hate people like this.
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    • What a ungrateful cunt. Nobody has texted me in weeks. I try to make conversation with the two friends I have but they always respond with one word answers and are uninterested. Starting to think maybe I should give up on a social life and just keep focusing on myself as I have been.
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    • Imagine being so socially privileged that you turn on your “do not disturb” regularly
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    • KiIl yourself
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    • I literally haven’t heard any of my notification sounds in months. I keep them on in case but no one cares.
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    • Correction: the people you wish were talking to you don’t talk back
      no4hh 2 may
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    • Worst part is, that poor person on the other side of the convo prolly thinks the same thing but means it. Cuz even when they START the convo they still don’t talk to anyone
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    • Guys I have a girl I talk to I dedicate literally hours talking to her and whenever she feels down I feel down and I spend hours making her feel better, but whenever I feel down she doesn’t try to make me feel better she just ghosts me
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    • haha wow you’re so quirky and cool
      Cyanic 2 may
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    • Fuck off no one talks to me for real 🖕
      Zumato 2 may
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    • When you feel like you don’t deserve your friends and don’t want to waste their time with a text/call but then they never send anything to you so you’re just sitting there like you want to be hugged by a car at 220 mph
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    • I keep getting messages from taco bell.... i dont have the app
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    • go fucking hang yourself
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    • JetPorn 2 may
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    • This person is posting this to try and trick you.
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    • I never have anyone to talk to me and now I have a lovely person in my life who likes to talk to me most nights ❤ I never like talking on the phone but I will with him 😊
      Elpho 2 may
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    • Chill, they texted her from WhatsApp. They were prolly a scammer
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    • I can count the amount of times someone has texted me first in the last 2 years on one hand
      Spectrei 3 may
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    • Honestly nobody texts me or calls me
      Sechmode 2 may
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    • It me
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    • So you’re an asshole?
      PeePeeee 7 may
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    • My best bud is stationed in korea and im still in Michigan so one of us has to stay up late as fk so we can talk
      THUNT 2 may
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    • ablap 2 may
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    • sometimes i like
      jukebo 2 may
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    • I’ll talk to you if you’re lonely
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    • I hate when people call me. If it’s not short enough to say over text, then it’s too long for a phone call. I’d rather hear it in person
      NotSoFun 2 may
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    • These people have social anxiety and just ignore it
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    • Yea dude I fkn hate when people call me even my girl
      ElPapa 2 may
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    • Women
      Mycin 2 may
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    • Me: Nobody ever talks to me. Thank you jesus.
      wijibo 2 may
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    • K but I’m a loser and literally don’t have any friends so.....
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    • I mean the people that text me stuff like that are going through shit so personally I couldn't do that to them
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    • Jesus fuck, just shut the fuck up please
      Flexible 7 may
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    • This bitch did that to me, once she finds out I secure the bag she wanna talk to me and sht. Now I do the opposite fk her bitchass
      Pureness 7 may
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    • Fuck you. Genuinely, just. Fuck you
      IcedLava 7 may
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    • niggas got to sleep, y’all clingy as a mf
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    • I fucking hate women.
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    • Lucky
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    • i have streaks with people that i don't talk to and that's about it
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    • I get lonely, I get tinder, I get girl, I get her Snapchat, we text for 2 weeks, I ask if we can FaceTime, she says “will you be up at around 2am”, I reply with “yeah I’ll be up”, she doesn’t open it till the next day and leaves me on read. Am I missing something?
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    • They’re the worst kind of people
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    • Really only my boyfriend and his friends talk to me. My brother decides to call me at 2am sometimes and I'm not a nice person if I'm woken up so I decided to keep my phone on silent at night
      Foodyumq 5 may
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    • I do this and I’m a dude niggas are fake I’ll respond to you when I want you don’t care about me anyways p
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    • *laughs in sad*
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    • Anyone else may with their blanket like that?
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    • Self importance is way too abundant
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    • Only women are like that
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    • More like the person I want to talk to doesn’t talk to me
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    • I had to leave the house or go into the yard when I got that message because my mom hella nosy.
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    • Who tf has people text them can I call you?
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    • Me:no one talks to me also me:*0 notifications on all communication/social media platforms*
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    • It really do be like that
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    • Fuck you
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    • it do be like that
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    • Remember everybody, don’t get attached
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    • Fucking cunt as bitch I get text 1 a month fuck you sheep as person
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    • No seriously no one talks to me. I always try to start a convo in the group chat, but they leave me on read. It sucks but what else can I do?
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    • These are the same people who will get pissed at you for being “dry” as they send one word texts
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    • I honestly prefer talking on the phone vs texting, especially now that im older. I feel like you can say so much more and its just nice to hear my family's/friends voices.
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    • I don't have to do that. People just don't talk to me.
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    • Ha ha ha me too! Except nobody texts me ever, nobody calls me ever, I don’t get any notifications except from Duolingo.
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    • If something happens after I close my eyes, that's between you and God.
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    • If I'm sleeping I'm sleeping, fuck off. Only the essentials are unmuted
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    • I am the only person who can actually say this because nobody actually fucking talks to me.
      Shibbies 4 may
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    • Idk my phone kinda shut my notifications off on it's own. Kinda like it knows I won't ever need them.
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    • When u have strict parents you already know why
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    • Fuck you nobody talks to me for real
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    • I’ve stopped initiating conversations wt people, now I “cut off” basically everyone. People don’t give a shut about u
      ameer000 4 may
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    • Nah no one actually talks to me
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    • I talk to people all day, never leave them on read, but when I’m going to sleep, I’m going to sleep
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    • I thought she was packing some serious cock and balls under there
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    • I love how many people people are just shitting all over this guy
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    • Nah I have everything turned on and no one gives a damn
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    • I have more twitch notifications than iMessage notifications
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    • ive seen so many people say they havent talked to their friends in months. Ive played video games and faced timed with my main groups of friends almost everyweek during this. i feel so lucky to have ppl like that
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    • Sure you can text people and go now where in life or you can work on yourself like a smart person
      eye123 3 may
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    • Wtf’s WhatsApp
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    • Me: Nobody talks to me. Also me: *Sits in the middle of the crippling screams of the night's darkness enveloping me because nobody, in fact, talks to me.*
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    • Haha being a fucking cunt is so quirky haha
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    • I sleep at 8pm now
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    • Just straight up no one talks to me
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    • I must say I’m lucky and grateful to have made a strong friendship with 4 people one of which is now my girlfriend
      graphicp 3 may
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    • Who in the fuck uses WhatsApp
      AmPotato 3 may
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    • I turn on do not disturb because I get too many notifications. It’s annoying.
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    • y’all stop yelling at them. id understand ur anger if it was a friend, but if it’s someone you don’t know on a personal level, then i kind of understand where they’re coming from.
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    • Kinda fucked up ngl. It really doesnt feel great when someone flakes on you, or when you call everyone of your friends in your contact list and no one picks up
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    • i put dnd on every night because i’m in a few group chats/discord’s and the international people blow up my phone without it
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    • Call? What is this, the year of 1981?
      biozon 3 may
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    • Shut up. Sincerely, us who actually are never spoken to
      EDP__445 3 may
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    • How is it a wild idea that I might want to sleep with out being disturbed?
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    • Who puts their phone on do not disturb and airplane mode when they go to sleep? What if an emergency happens?
      Jon_Bovi 3 may
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    • Lmao u lonely fucks all triggered
      EL_Peter 3 may
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    • Yeah unless u r actually lonely and not just bullshitting urself
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