• Me: need a library card, but I just moved so I don't have an ID with my address or any mail with it.
Librarian: -slides me a blank library postcard- Write your address on this like it would be mailed to you.
Me: Sure?
Librarian: -takes it back- Great! Now we have mail with your address on it!
Me: ...does it really work that way?
Librarian: the rules don't say it DOESN'T work that way. Here's your new library card!
Librarians are the most dangerous magic users because they can aquire infinite knowlege
"There actually isn't a rule that says I can't cast this spell. I checked."
"Which book?"
"ALLOFTHEM."
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    • As a librarian, I agree
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    • What qualification do you have to have to become a librarian. Do you need a degree? How much does it pay? Librarians are the most mysterious people I don’t know why anyone would want to be a librarian
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    • Chaotic neutral
      SEKK 13 aug
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    • Studying to be a librarian. Can confirm.
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    • I needed a new library card once and I didn't have any ID. They just said "anything with your name on it" and I reached into my backpack and pulled out my homework.
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    • Chuckles im in danger
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    • Slides jar of cum your way. "How about now?"
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    • I DM D&D, and I’ve always wanted to have a pocket dimension with a single person. The entire dimension is the Library of Babel, which contains every POSSIBLE book out to 410 pages (10^1,830,000 books). That “person” has a full knowledge of every single one, even the nonsense ones.
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    • Just give them the fucking card and skip the bullshit
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    • That's sweet. I wish all librarians were like this. My middle school one was an absolute asshole, if you asked for help she would talk down to you for not knowing how to do it yourself
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    • Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing
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    • Hey, what do you guys think of my idea of a library bar? During the day, it sells coffee and tea and such, but after 6pm it become an actual bar. All of the walls are shelves covered in books (I collect old and interesting looking books for this purpose), and you can read any that aren't for display
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    • Mfw no magic using librarian gf
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    • my mom is a librarian and I can confirm she is like this
      Zorshy 13 aug
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    • I thought librarians wanted less government
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    • Free to all
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    • I love reading but haven't met a librarian that wasn't an asshole
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    • Being a librarian is great because I can help people and be near books all day.
      RoxieBlue 16 aug
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    • Of course she would do that. Why would she let something as trivial as not being able to prove where you live prevent you from gaining more knowledge.
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    • Twilight Sparkle.
      Rhulayne 16 aug
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    • Well features are fucking shit
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    • Why is there so much words on IFUNNY like post after post CHAPTERS OF STORYS like goddam stop
      ButPie25 16 aug
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    • The scholar class is vastly underrated
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    • since this will get lost in the comments, neck stumps are hot as fuck
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    • I fucking hate tumblr
      Logurt 15 aug
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    • I wish the librarians at my library were that cool.
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    • since this will get lost in the comments, a nice long, flat on top and round neck stump is hot af
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    • Libraries are just computer labs now and it saddens me
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    • Person: says anything. Tumblr: this is just like dungeons and dragons omg
      MANTA_ 15 aug
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    • This is literally the niche of a wizard. They basically spend their whole life studying and learning, and while they may have less experience than other magic users, they have a bigger magic reservoir and more spells at their disposal.
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    • As someone who worked in a library. I can confirm this.
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    • I worked in a children’s library for 2 years. One day a child walked up to me and asked “Did you have to read all these books to work here?” I said absolutely. It was nice to have the respect of a six year old.
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    • “Knowlege”
      m33p 14 aug
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    • I am also libertarian
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    • Wow! The libraries I've been to have been super strict! I wish I met this one!
      wendywhy 14 aug
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    • How do you become a librarian? I’d like a new or second job and I’m wondering what it would take...
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    • I was trying to get a card for a place I'm not a resident of (but I'm a student there) so they were nice enough to over look it bc I go to the school. Librarians are amazing ppl
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    • Man wish our librarians were like that. Nope I had to go through a whole ordeal because we were renting without a written contract
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    • Worked at a library. No chance it would have worked there, but cute nevertheless
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    • Write a fake address then steal all the books
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    • No wonder the Parks Department doesn't like the Library...
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    • Librarians are God’s gift to us we need to treasure them
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    • Pretty much how I got my library card when I moved out of town for a while. Mrs. Beatrice was the shit and she's the only reason I still use Facebook
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    • On behalf of the Parks department... fuck the library
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    • Yeah I’m the front desk circulation person at a library and if they don’t have it too bad
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    • In the show “The Magicians,” there’s a higher tier of magicians that work in “The Library” where they have like nigh-omnipotent knowledge available.
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    • I have library fees that I’ve had since middle school I’m just too scared to go back out of fear of getting in trouble
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    • Dank
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    • That’s why they’re all master magicians
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    • When I tried getting a library card I went in with my drivers license, and they wouldn’t give me a library card bc they said I needed 2 forms of ID with the address
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    • This has nothing to do with the post but when I was 5 a tarantula hawk (look it up its not fun) basically intimidated me and my dad while backpacking and my first instinct was to reach for it
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    • Liberry* liberrian*
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    • Fuck this my library is mean af
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    • Great way to get a new identity.
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    • Guess Night Vale was onto something...
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    • Hermaeus Mora you daedric piece of shit get your tentacles out of the books you bad excuse of a bootlegged hentai and give me my fucking forbidden knowledge
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    • We librarians don’t know everything, but we know how to find the answers
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    • They are just happy to have.... new blood.... in an age where barely anyone bothers with the library anymore. Plus they are technically a state institution where no one above them in govt has any interest. So basically, librarians do what they want dewey decimally.
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    • Wow. My local library will tell you you live in a different county even when your apartment is right freaking next door, so they can't give you a card. But if you'd like to buy one from them, then maybe they could make an exception...
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    • As a librarian, I do this often.
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    • Where did you think the phrase “Silent but deadly.” Came from??
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    • Bookworm by chris nuttall. The heroine has the worlds largest magic library dumped into her head.
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    • Librarians, what is it like to be a librarian?
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    • I was best friends with all the librarians at the last library I went to. They even gave me first pick of the books they were getting rid of because they knew I checked out certain ones so many times . 😁
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