Nobody:
That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
Nobody: That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
ChastityDefender ChastityDefender
25 may
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
day *eats cake*
Me: Sleeps with her sister
Her:
The_Kraken124 The_Kraken124
23 oct 2020
day *eats cake* Me: Sleeps with her sister Her:
OBVIOUSLY
you're not a golfer
made while high
OBVIOUSLY you're not a golfer made while high
When someone gets loud with you and you thinking about unleashing every single one of your inner demons
rbob1 rbob1
28 dec 2020
When someone gets loud with you and you thinking about unleashing every single one of your inner demons
BABY IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE ANTENNA
ITS HOW FAR You
CAN SHOOT YOUR COMM
pl4y80y pl4y80y
14 apr
BABY IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE ANTENNA ITS HOW FAR You CAN SHOOT YOUR COMM
Going to america and seeing their serving sizes
AS ff!
linearLove linearLove
21 sep 2020
Going to america and seeing their serving sizes AS ff!
Tweet
Buck
@a_nogr
Olive Garden gave me a spoon for
my spaghetti
PM - 26 Sep 20 Twitter for Android
KentuckyFriedColonel KentuckyFriedColonel
26 sep 2020
Tweet Buck @a_nogr Olive Garden gave me a spoon for my spaghetti PM - 26 Sep 20 Twitter for Android
'This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love
Seat,' Says Man Who Would Have Been
Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago
+ SEE MORE: LOCAL
The man who would have spilled the innards of any rival warlord that did not prostrate himself at his feet confirmed that the love seat came with
two accent pillows.
BrysonTiller BrysonTiller
31 dec 2020
'This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love Seat,' Says Man Who Would Have Been Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago + SEE MORE: LOCAL The man who would have spilled the innards of any rival warlord that did not prostrate himself at his feet confirmed that the love seat came with two accent pillows.
When your cheat meal turns into a 6 month long
FamGuy1 FamGuy1
24 feb
When your cheat meal turns into a 6 month long
RIP Poor Doggy
acridSpicyweetbix acridSpicyweetbix
18 feb
RIP Poor Doggy
ANIMALS
Kids Leave Puppy To Die After
Covering It With Industrial Glue,
However It Refuses To Give Up
*Ignites lightsaber with malicious intent*
Camarath Camarath
26 sep 2020
ANIMALS Kids Leave Puppy To Die After Covering It With Industrial Glue, However It Refuses To Give Up *Ignites lightsaber with malicious intent*
When Jesus hits me with the Holy
love and forgivness:
*Incoherent sobbing*
When Jesus hits me with the Holy love and forgivness: *Incoherent sobbing*
Hey look, an alien!
This is my planet.
So you're the f*cking alien here..
RolaF RolaF
25 sep 2020
Hey look, an alien! This is my planet. So you're the f*cking alien here..
WISH PEOPLE RANDOMLY OFFERED ME WEED
AS OFTEN AS MIDDLE SCHOOL DARE, CLASSES SAID THEY WOULD
HighonMemesandWeed HighonMemesandWeed
22 jun
WISH PEOPLE RANDOMLY OFFERED ME WEED AS OFTEN AS MIDDLE SCHOOL DARE, CLASSES SAID THEY WOULD
It's sweater season time.
Hope they still fit after quarantine
mealyjust mealyjust
29 oct 2020
It's sweater season time. Hope they still fit after quarantine