I refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
I refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
This is my dog. Can we feature him so others can see? - This is my dog. Can we feature him so others can see?
imapotato12
23 sep 2020
This is my dog. Can we feature him so others can see? - This is my dog. Can we feature him so others can see?
When you tried really hard at white elephant but they keep trying to get people to steal it.
Markmarkmark
13 dec 2020
When you tried really hard at white elephant but they keep trying to get people to steal it.
"Can we listen to something besides
1700s Sea Shanties?"
lowgin_powerdrill lowgin_powerdrill
10 oct 2020
"Can we listen to something besides 1700s Sea Shanties?"
When you flush the toilet
and the water starts rising
KingIDK KingIDK
22 jun
When you flush the toilet and the water starts rising
When you see him after ti you let him waitress shove $1 $5 after your you let him hole.
shove $1 in your booty hole
DaddyCatfishSTL DaddyCatfishSTL
25 sep 2020
When you see him after ti you let him waitress shove $1 $5 after your you let him hole. shove $1 in your booty hole
Girls after finding out their end tiriendl is a lesbian:
Boys after finding out their bestfriend is gay:
Don't you touch my dick!
Legend903 Legend903
25 sep 2020
Girls after finding out their end tiriendl is a lesbian: Boys after finding out their bestfriend is gay: Don't you touch my dick!
When set an alarm for and it says
1 hour and 23 minutes remaining till it rings
When set an alarm for and it says 1 hour and 23 minutes remaining till it rings
Alright I'll bite. What do I do for a living
@Sp
@Sp y]
Work as a butler in a haunted mansion and put your little hand in the mashed potatoes
AFloridian AFloridian
22 jun
Alright I'll bite. What do I do for a living @Sp @Sp y] Work as a butler in a haunted mansion and put your little hand in the mashed potatoes
Florida man arrested for reportedly tossing gator into
Wendy's
I thought that was an acceptable form of payment in Florida.
GReen0ne GReen0ne
2 mar
Florida man arrested for reportedly tossing gator into Wendy's I thought that was an acceptable form of payment in Florida.
When they bring back the nasty mitt
Burt slower
(slow heavy metal music playaime))
metalhead6_6_6 metalhead6_6_6
24 apr
When they bring back the nasty mitt Burt slower (slow heavy metal music playaime))
SillyCaveman SillyCaveman
25 sep 2020
I JUST GOT A KITTEN AND MY DOG IS TREATING IT AS HER OWN
When anyone mentions anything about the Royal Family
give shit
SparklingWiggles SparklingWiggles
10 mar
When anyone mentions anything about the Royal Family give shit
To the man who was in my house and robbed me.
Keep the cash, and my DSLR. and whatever you took. But if you have the memory from the camera, please. it has photos
ot my dog's Last day alive on it. cannot
ace those photos, Please throw it onte,
Or put it in the mail slot. OF j
Toronto, Ontane
ot
Be She died a few days fcann
Teet, lose those photos as well
To the man who was in my house and robbed me. Keep the cash, and my DSLR. and whatever you took. But if you have the memory from the camera, please. it has photos ot my dog's Last day alive on it. cannot ace those photos, Please throw it onte, Or put it in the mail slot. OF j Toronto, Ontane ot Be She died a few days fcann Teet, lose those photos as well
When you're trying to Netflix and chill but David Attenborough is talking about the endangered turtles
Arsene Arsene
9 oct 2020
When you're trying to Netflix and chill but David Attenborough is talking about the endangered turtles
* * *
MEMORIAL DAY
IN HONOR OF OUR HEROES
* * * MEMORIAL DAY IN HONOR OF OUR HEROES
People tell me they come here for the I melons, but they never buy any
People tell me they come here for the I melons, but they never buy any
When your parents tell you no jumping on the bed but you hear them doing it at 2 am
aster
CoffeeCreme CoffeeCreme
30 dec 2020
When your parents tell you no jumping on the bed but you hear them doing it at 2 am aster