Me making eye contact with my dog who's trying to sleep in her crate while my mom, who's high on her sleep meds, tries to get my dog's attention
I'm sorry, little one.
Pathless Pathless
24 sep 2020
Me making eye contact with my dog who's trying to sleep in her crate while my mom, who's high on her sleep meds, tries to get my dog's attention I'm sorry, little one.
When the titty is wrinkled and taste like Marlboro's
JDHadx
19 oct 2020
When the titty is wrinkled and taste like Marlboro's
Meghan Markle every time
her car passes a tunnel
ilovejamesholmes ilovejamesholmes
10 mar
Meghan Markle every time her car passes a tunnel
Costco food courts have sold the hot dog and soda combo for without changing its price since 1985 when it was first introduced.
When the company president complained about losing money, CEO Jim Sinegal famously said,
"If you raise the [price of the] effing hot dog, I will kill you."
Heroes_vamp Heroes_vamp
29 sep 2020
Costco food courts have sold the hot dog and soda combo for without changing its price since 1985 when it was first introduced. When the company president complained about losing money, CEO Jim Sinegal famously said, "If you raise the [price of the] effing hot dog, I will kill you."
Michael Margolis
@yipe
Alexa: remind me to feed the baby
Defeat
the
Skrappy Skrappy
25 nov 2020
Michael Margolis @yipe Alexa: remind me to feed the baby Defeat the
Gebby
the new hospital dogs are getting their pictures taken and
DevilGirl DevilGirl
29 sep 2020
Gebby the new hospital dogs are getting their pictures taken and
Kid: *comes out of nowhere*
My car:
Wack
memeolade memeolade
24 nov 2020
Kid: *comes out of nowhere* My car: Wack
When someone says "It should be a quick job"
(Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkkk]
When someone says "It should be a quick job" (Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkkk]
Leonardo DiCaprio is one lucky man
= ad
Camila Morrone has a great smile!
Leonardo DiCaprio is one lucky man = ad Camila Morrone has a great smile!
When you smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of a time you almost died
biscuitsandgravy biscuitsandgravy
4 dec 2020
When you smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of a time you almost died
KingAlex KingAlex
23 sep 2020
How do you even teach a cat this...
ere dhen, imeer
y'all to stop fucking leaving the game because you didn't get to be the imposter
SilverSleet987 SilverSleet987
24 sep 2020
ere dhen, imeer y'all to stop fucking leaving the game because you didn't get to be the imposter
My resume pales in comparison.
ALAN MOORE
Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator
News
marinara_pastasauce marinara_pastasauce
17 mar
My resume pales in comparison. ALAN MOORE Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator News
Psychologist: Danny from the maths problem isn't real
Danny from the maths problem:
dtrain20061 dtrain20061
1 oct 2020
Psychologist: Danny from the maths problem isn't real Danny from the maths problem:
Henry Ford is held down and forced to watch in horror as a Mustang gets LS Swapped for the first time.
funnytime funnytime
1 may
Henry Ford is held down and forced to watch in horror as a Mustang gets LS Swapped for the first time.
me to myself: you need to get your shit together
my mental stability:
Erik_The_Autismo Erik_The_Autismo
9 oct 2020
me to myself: you need to get your shit together my mental stability:
chyrsoprases
I hope you like host clubs, cat.
LIVIAy LIVIAy
21 sep 2020
chyrsoprases I hope you like host clubs, cat.