Me making eye contact with my dog who's trying to sleep in her crate while my mom, who's high on her sleep meds, tries to get my dog's attention
I'm sorry, little one.
Pathless Pathless
24 sep 2020
Me making eye contact with my dog who's trying to sleep in her crate while my mom, who's high on her sleep meds, tries to get my dog's attention I'm sorry, little one.
Daily_Pitbulls Daily_Pitbulls
27 sep 2020
of TikTok @d4363 noises my dog makes to boost your
Thought 'all should meet my new child, Sir
Baloo He's about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him - Thought y’all should meet my new child, Sir Baloo🥰 He’s about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him
basementbaby basementbaby
20 sep 2020
Thought 'all should meet my new child, Sir Baloo He's about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him - Thought y’all should meet my new child, Sir Baloo🥰 He’s about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him
*while creating snake and spider*
God: Only 8 legs are left
Snake: Cool, I and spider will share 4-4
God:
sorry bro
*while creating snake and spider* God: Only 8 legs are left Snake: Cool, I and spider will share 4-4 God: sorry bro
Never tuck your shirt in again
daytonablu daytonablu
26 apr
Never tuck your shirt in again
character in marvel movie: *dies*
marvel:
ail
Spiders Spiders
9 mar
character in marvel movie: *dies* marvel: ail
Doctor: I fixed your broken arm.
Here's your bill.
My Card: *Declines*
Doctor:
codar455 codar455
28 sep 2020
Doctor: I fixed your broken arm. Here's your bill. My Card: *Declines* Doctor:
GLOWS IN THE DARK:
Us
we
CATS!
Ge
CATS
if
SheerMania SheerMania
24 sep 2020
GLOWS IN THE DARK: Us we CATS! Ge CATS if
What if 2020 isn't a bad year, but the start of a bad decade?
{softly]
Don't.
ThePunisher4 ThePunisher4
29 dec 2020
What if 2020 isn't a bad year, but the start of a bad decade? {softly] Don't.
My girlfriend knows how much I love soccer. She sent me a picture of a graffiti mural of my favorite player, Diego Maradona, in Naples.
tart_wallstreetbets tart_wallstreetbets
2 mar
My girlfriend knows how much I love soccer. She sent me a picture of a graffiti mural of my favorite player, Diego Maradona, in Naples.
Who supplies the laughter and
fuckery around here
Memithatsiwhot
Who supplies the laughter and fuckery around here Memithatsiwhot
When all those shrugs from not knowing what to eat are starting to pay off.
PandaKaticorn20 PandaKaticorn20
6 apr
When all those shrugs from not knowing what to eat are starting to pay off.
Cats with fluffy tails reblog if you agree
kaijuno
kaijuno
UgH I just love cats with fluffy tails so much???? Little squirrel cats. So cute. So soft. Look at this fluffy tail
This is a squirrel
Nerdygirl314 Nerdygirl314
28 sep 2020
Cats with fluffy tails reblog if you agree kaijuno kaijuno UgH I just love cats with fluffy tails so much???? Little squirrel cats. So cute. So soft. Look at this fluffy tail This is a squirrel
I hate eating around kids. U know they bout to beg when they start looking at you like this
I hate eating around kids. U know they bout to beg when they start looking at you like this
showerfeelings
Shower Thoughts
A chess match between a mind reader and someone who can see the future would glitch the matrix.
THEOUTCAST THEOUTCAST
26 sep 2020
showerfeelings Shower Thoughts A chess match between a mind reader and someone who can see the future would glitch the matrix.
Cat more spagooters
Tabby Tabby
15 jan 2021
Cat more spagooters
This is Nugget. For 10 years whenever he gets anxious he sits in bed and cries, pawing at blankets until I make a fort for him to crawl into, and suddenly every- thing is right in his little world
AN
luistg2012 luistg2012
20 sep 2020
This is Nugget. For 10 years whenever he gets anxious he sits in bed and cries, pawing at blankets until I make a fort for him to crawl into, and suddenly every- thing is right in his little world AN
heuteshow
We faceswapped Putin and the pope and it doesn't even look weird.
heuteshow We faceswapped Putin and the pope and it doesn't even look weird.