me made it to otn period betore getting in trouble Imao
Mommy_Mordred Mommy_Mordred
25 may
me made it to otn period betore getting in trouble Imao
Take this Crunchwrap Supreme, for it is my body. Take this Baja
Blast, for it is my blood.
Take this Crunchwrap Supreme, for it is my body. Take this Baja Blast, for it is my blood.
BIG TITS MATTER
" ~
hooligandem1985
6 jan 2021
BIG TITS MATTER " ~
A FOOLISH MAN IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT
A WISE.MAN SIMPLY TOLERATES IT
A FOOLISH MAN IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT A WISE.MAN SIMPLY TOLERATES IT
Humans in 2020:
"The worst year to date."
Dogs in 2020:
"OH MY!
I can't believe my humans have chosen to stay with me, rather than going to work.
We snuggle, go for walks & get extra treats.
THIS IS THE BEST YEAR EVER!"
unicornfucker
21 sep 2020
Humans in 2020: "The worst year to date." Dogs in 2020: "OH MY! I can't believe my humans have chosen to stay with me, rather than going to work. We snuggle, go for walks & get extra treats. THIS IS THE BEST YEAR EVER!"
When someone takes your joke
seriously and starts an argument
KNGZ KNGZ
26d
When someone takes your joke seriously and starts an argument
lift so that one day I may crush my enemies with a giant rock like my ancestors did.
lift so that one day I may crush my enemies with a giant rock like my ancestors did.
Her clit watching you try to go in dry with no foreplay
Magoth Magoth
26 mar
Her clit watching you try to go in dry with no foreplay
When you and the guy in the pickup next to you catch each other taking a sip of a beer at
the stoplight.
When you and the guy in the pickup next to you catch each other taking a sip of a beer at the stoplight.
when you trying to be a tough dog but you actually just look like cute mash potato
MilkedAlienCow MilkedAlienCow
25 sep 2020
when you trying to be a tough dog but you actually just look like cute mash potato
Looking at the Kroger Plus card take my cart from $25.32 to $16.80
AM - - Twitter for iPhone
Moosiejr Moosiejr
10 jun
Looking at the Kroger Plus card take my cart from $25.32 to $16.80 AM - - Twitter for iPhone
rescued her from Ohio where nobody should ever be.
Lilbrooke Lilbrooke
23 sep 2020
rescued her from Ohio where nobody should ever be.
Everyone is thanking Dave Filoni and Jon
Favreau for The Mandalorian season 2 but
no one is thanking Ludwig Goransson for his extraordinary music
STAR. WARS
\ _THE
\DALORIA
smokersandjokers smokersandjokers
30 dec 2020
Everyone is thanking Dave Filoni and Jon Favreau for The Mandalorian season 2 but no one is thanking Ludwig Goransson for his extraordinary music STAR. WARS \ _THE \DALORIA
Did the photographer just pull his
dick out or something?
Oreos_ Oreos_
11 dec 2020
Did the photographer just pull his dick out or something?
me: google give me a gentle coyote
google:
fandomdeity36 fandomdeity36
22 jan 2021
me: google give me a gentle coyote google:
Cyberpunk Mark Zuckerberg looks more
human than the actual Mark Zuckerberg
OTHER CHARACTERS WILL REFE PRONOUNS (LE.
VOICE TONE
SKIN TONE
SKIN TYPE
HAIRSTYLE
HAIR COLOR
@ ate
brobreezy brobreezy
16 dec 2020
Cyberpunk Mark Zuckerberg looks more human than the actual Mark Zuckerberg OTHER CHARACTERS WILL REFE PRONOUNS (LE. VOICE TONE SKIN TONE SKIN TYPE HAIRSTYLE HAIR COLOR @ ate
"Sorry Sarah, I can't treat you today. I'm a family doctor and you're an orphan"
AWAL57 AWAL57
20 apr
"Sorry Sarah, I can't treat you today. I'm a family doctor and you're an orphan"
earthquakes suck bet your titties were bouncing so much tho... were they? 99@ ahaha im just joking... unless?
GandalfTheBIack GandalfTheBIack
4 dec 2020
earthquakes suck bet your titties were bouncing so much tho... were they? 99@ ahaha im just joking... unless?
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with an incredibly rare disease.
Me: How rare?
Doctor: What do you want to name it?
White_Rabbit_Reality White_Rabbit_Reality
31 dec 2020
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with an incredibly rare disease. Me: How rare? Doctor: What do you want to name it?