Me: Loses 1v5
My dead teammates:
yieldingcsgo yieldingcsgo
5 apr 2020
Me: Loses 1v5 My dead teammates:
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys...
and she brought one from the street...
You may have outsmarted me, but outsmarted your outsmarting!
angelic angelic
20 sep 2020
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys... and she brought one from the street... You may have outsmarted me, but outsmarted your outsmarting!
When you go to look up your favorite video on PH, only to find out it was lost
during the great porn purge of 2020
made with cxists now, Only in my memory.
made with I
sammi907 sammi907
17 dec 2020
When you go to look up your favorite video on PH, only to find out it was lost during the great porn purge of 2020 made with cxists now, Only in my memory. made with I
"You ordered the "meat lovers" baby girl?"
flipper_fire flipper_fire
19 may
"You ordered the "meat lovers" baby girl?"
NEW YORK POST
Cops bust thief who stole
42,000 pounds of pistachios
Scarletbee Scarletbee
22 jun
NEW YORK POST Cops bust thief who stole 42,000 pounds of pistachios
Yuri Gagarin didn't drink, didn't smoke and trained all his life in order to spend
108 minutes outside the USSR.
Lost_in_Collective Lost_in_Collective
22 apr
Yuri Gagarin didn't drink, didn't smoke and trained all his life in order to spend 108 minutes outside the USSR.
starwarsthingsO
CLONE
We're just Cartoons. sir. We're meant to be kid shows
Not tome
Whats 21?
21 boy
YOU STUPID
Eivor Eivor
29 sep 2020
starwarsthingsO CLONE We're just Cartoons. sir. We're meant to be kid shows Not tome Whats 21? 21 boy YOU STUPID
Wie the ols trying to tigure out how to fly the F-15 we just bought off the dark web
Wie the ols trying to tigure out how to fly the F-15 we just bought off the dark web
Natalie Natalie
25 sep 2020
© Based on: ANIMAL
Mr. Hobnob looks better in a beanie than I do Reply to domnosrdkayion' comment BEANIEEEE HAT
my boyfriend is a teacher and he emailed his class the work they need to be getting on with while they're all self- isolating for the next two weeks and one of his students
lauren
just replied wi this
It's a no from me.
kissYu kissYu
17 nov 2020
my boyfriend is a teacher and he emailed his class the work they need to be getting on with while they're all self- isolating for the next two weeks and one of his students lauren just replied wi this It's a no from me.
Lachino_A Lachino_A
25 sep 2020
Lol nothing funnier than childhood trauma
*5 mins after getting kidnapped*
"So what made you choose me
*5 mins after getting kidnapped* "So what made you choose me
don't know what crime he committed, but he should have heard the police coming.
TiffanyOdell TiffanyOdell
23 oct 2020
don't know what crime he committed, but he should have heard the police coming.
"A cringe man will always
think he's based, but a based man is truthful to his cringe self."
RS
Lao Tzu
"A cringe man will always think he's based, but a based man is truthful to his cringe self." RS Lao Tzu
I just hired this babysitter, can anyone tell me where can find a baby
ReHillbillyTated ReHillbillyTated
24 feb
I just hired this babysitter, can anyone tell me where can find a baby
"A hot dog is not a sandwich." The crowd murmurs in general agreement.
"In fact.....Itis a taco." The crowd forms into an angry mob as I am forcibly carried towards the guillotine.
ladefuckingda ladefuckingda
24 sep 2020
"A hot dog is not a sandwich." The crowd murmurs in general agreement. "In fact.....Itis a taco." The crowd forms into an angry mob as I am forcibly carried towards the guillotine.
Mace windu whenever ahsoka or Anakin do something heroic
highestvibes highestvibes
27 sep 2020
Mace windu whenever ahsoka or Anakin do something heroic
winona ryder invented the titanic leo dicaprio Look before leo dicaprio
dadhopper
Titanic where everything is the same but winona ryder plays Jack and we get to see her and Kate winslet fall in love
magyaroxcy magyaroxcy
9 mar
winona ryder invented the titanic leo dicaprio Look before leo dicaprio dadhopper Titanic where everything is the same but winona ryder plays Jack and we get to see her and Kate winslet fall in love
Macaulay Culkin
@IncredibleCulk
Just staying Covid-safe wearing by the flayed skin of my younger self.
Don't forget to wear your masks, kids.
lancecorporalhawk30
8 oct 2020
Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk Just staying Covid-safe wearing by the flayed skin of my younger self. Don't forget to wear your masks, kids.
Knockouts Allowed, No Judges, No Winner:
Official Floyd Mayweather vs. Logan Paul Rules
Released
coughing coughing
3 jun
Knockouts Allowed, No Judges, No Winner: Official Floyd Mayweather vs. Logan Paul Rules Released