Me: Leaves the house for 10 minutes to go to the store
My dogs:
in terms of. parents. we have-no parents
Samspade666 Samspade666
22 sep 2020
Me: Leaves the house for 10 minutes to go to the store My dogs: in terms of. parents. we have-no parents
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Y'all ever be chillin, then think.. damn this is real life
PM 26 Sep 20 Twitter for iPhone
Whats_My_Username
27 sep 2020
Elon Musk @elonmusk Y'all ever be chillin, then think.. damn this is real life PM 26 Sep 20 Twitter for iPhone
factxpress
Facebook shut down a pair of it's
Al Robots nicknamed Alice and
Bob after they started talking to
each other in their own language.
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
27 sep 2020
factxpress Facebook shut down a pair of it's Al Robots nicknamed Alice and Bob after they started talking to each other in their own language.
Jesus is here to give you strength during NNN
Be strong my child.
thelastairbenderp thelastairbenderp
5 nov 2020
Jesus is here to give you strength during NNN Be strong my child.
Silvi_bb Silvi_bb
22 sep 2020
© Based on: happycatfamily
HOW MY CAT SEES HIMSELF
Ever since someone told me that Troy
Aikman looks like a Caucasian Jay-Z I
cant unsee it.
VeSSeL_NoMaD VeSSeL_NoMaD
8 jan 2021
Ever since someone told me that Troy Aikman looks like a Caucasian Jay-Z I cant unsee it.
Hospital worker arrested for using a dead patient's debit card to buy snacks just 17 minutes after the patient passed away!
RSV
You're not you when you're hungry
YRRAH YRRAH
22 jun
Hospital worker arrested for using a dead patient's debit card to buy snacks just 17 minutes after the patient passed away! RSV You're not you when you're hungry
GrouchoMarks GrouchoMarks
25 sep 2020
Tony Rigatoni My goose thinks he's a dog and has been barking at me...
ere dhen, imeer
y'all to stop fucking leaving the game because you didn't get to be the imposter
SilverSleet987 SilverSleet987
24 sep 2020
ere dhen, imeer y'all to stop fucking leaving the game because you didn't get to be the imposter
no one:
Egyptian gods:
Th3Architect Th3Architect
30 mar
no one: Egyptian gods:
When it's time to wash the car
Expectation
Reality
of
simpleSneakyrico26 simpleSneakyrico26
18 dec 2020
When it's time to wash the car Expectation Reality of
TEXAS REMOVED STATEWIDE MASK MANDATE
OKLAHOMA CAN'T REMOVE SOMETHING THEY NEVER HAD
AWCY AWCY
3 mar
TEXAS REMOVED STATEWIDE MASK MANDATE OKLAHOMA CAN'T REMOVE SOMETHING THEY NEVER HAD
Captain's Log, Star Date: 44253.7,
Imotekh Imotekh
28 sep 2020
Captain's Log, Star Date: 44253.7,
Waiting for your girlfriend to calm down when she is mad because u love her and don't want to make her more mad
Waiting for your girlfriend to calm down when she is mad because u love her and don't want to make her more mad
atl T-Mobile > AM 73 91%
Dad
Yesterday
What's that fat cat doing
He has a job interview
He's hired
(MA) @
rotten_olive rotten_olive
21 sep 2020
atl T-Mobile > AM 73 91% Dad Yesterday What's that fat cat doing He has a job interview He's hired (MA) @
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
FunnyOverlordX
16 jun
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
hate when people confuse education with intelligence.
You can have a Bachelor's degree and still be an idiot.
hate when people confuse education with intelligence. You can have a Bachelor's degree and still be an idiot.
This statue dog's nose is worn away from all the people who pet it
hive_of_many hive_of_many
23 sep 2020
This statue dog's nose is worn away from all the people who pet it