Me: Kills a huge mouse with baseball bat
Everyone else at Disneyland:
Rascar Rascar
18 feb
Me: Kills a huge mouse with baseball bat Everyone else at Disneyland:
my dog just walked into my room with a jar of peanut butter and the biggest smile on her face, I dont know where she got it from. - my dog just walked into my room with a jar of peanut butter and the biggest smile on her face, I dont know where she got it from.😭😭🤣🤣
QueenElizabeth123 QueenElizabeth123
21 sep 2020
my dog just walked into my room with a jar of peanut butter and the biggest smile on her face, I dont know where she got it from. - my dog just walked into my room with a jar of peanut butter and the biggest smile on her face, I dont know where she got it from.😭😭🤣🤣
Mando during S3E1:
made with mematic OW, cara dune fucking died
DarkSavior DarkSavior
11 feb
Mando during S3E1: made with mematic OW, cara dune fucking died
When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep.
When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep.
Online classes are great! IDK why people keep complaining, my teacher is great!
earlyUnbreakingiv2 earlyUnbreakingiv2
15 dec 2020
Online classes are great! IDK why people keep complaining, my teacher is great!
fakepale
It's and I googled "spongedog" because was thinking about spongebob and dogs at the same time and i have never been this satisfied in my life
fakepale It's and I googled "spongedog" because was thinking about spongebob and dogs at the same time and i have never been this satisfied in my life
Anything: *Happens*
Gordon Ramsay:
faxdax faxdax
13 may
Anything: *Happens* Gordon Ramsay:
Boop for goodluck
ty
YulkyTulky YulkyTulky
17 sep 2020
Boop for goodluck ty
Good morning everyone - Good morning everyone 😊
MeepSheep420 MeepSheep420
22 sep 2020
Good morning everyone - Good morning everyone 😊
Yeah sex is cool. But have you ever woken up from a dream and slept again and the dream continued from where you left.
Tabby Tabby
5 dec 2020
Yeah sex is cool. But have you ever woken up from a dream and slept again and the dream continued from where you left.
Be nice with them, you have no idea what they have suffered on the streets.
SenorDeadpoolio SenorDeadpoolio
28 sep 2020
Be nice with them, you have no idea what they have suffered on the streets.
"COMPLAINING ABOUT A PROBLEM WITHOUT POSING A SOLUTION IS CALLED WHINING."
TEDDY ROOSEVELT
ThePatnoonicTemplar ThePatnoonicTemplar
5 oct 2020
"COMPLAINING ABOUT A PROBLEM WITHOUT POSING A SOLUTION IS CALLED WHINING." TEDDY ROOSEVELT
Anyone can piss their pants. It takes a real man to piss his shirt too.
- Clit Eastwood
Andrew_fitz78 Andrew_fitz78
17 mar
Anyone can piss their pants. It takes a real man to piss his shirt too. - Clit Eastwood
"mans best friend".
..but a cat
will never tell the police where your drugs are.,
Dogs might be
LaughMask LaughMask
23 sep 2020
"mans best friend". ..but a cat will never tell the police where your drugs are., Dogs might be
The Cultured Ruffian
@CulturedRuffian
There's no such thing as a perfect name for a firefigh.....
Lieutenant Les Burney
Sun Prairie Fire
PM - 03 Feb 20 - Twitter for Android
AnimeandNightcore AnimeandNightcore
5 nov 2020
The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian There's no such thing as a perfect name for a firefigh..... Lieutenant Les Burney Sun Prairie Fire PM - 03 Feb 20 - Twitter for Android
You get what you work for, not what you wish for!
glum_peporixist glum_peporixist
3 jun
You get what you work for, not what you wish for!
No one cares but here is my dog - No one cares but here is my dog
CheeeeseMan CheeeeseMan
26 sep 2020
No one cares but here is my dog - No one cares but here is my dog
Your thoughts dwell on your mother?
My thoughts dwell on your mother
"At
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SenorDeadpoolio SenorDeadpoolio
26 sep 2020
Your thoughts dwell on your mother? My thoughts dwell on your mother "At ooooooh