• Me: Is it a crime to throw sodium chlorid in your enemy's eyes?
Judge: yes that's assault
Me: know it's a salt but is it a crime?
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    • It's actually battery, not assault.
      Darceus 9 aug
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    • Gottem
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    • Actually dude this is iodized table salt which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency, so not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday day items, you are (1/2)
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    • No dude, it’s S A L T
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    • All I want is to be stick bugged
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    • Pocket sand
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    • Okay? But is throwing pocket sand at someone’s eye assault?
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    • iFappy 9 aug
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    • How it feels arguing with some people on social media
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    • Don't need to, Skeet.
      Ryxarde2 9 aug
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    • I mean if you’re able to manage to do that then that’s just their fault
      Fritzor 9 aug
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    • Unfortunately it is
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    • Didn’t read the chloride part and thought it said she just threw straight sodium in someone’s eyes.
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    • Time to throw some salt at my enemies
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    • That's what i said. Sodium chloride
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    • Lol
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    • Thx Dad
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    • Sometimes it's a crime not to assault someone
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    • Lol
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    • Clincots 9 aug
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    • Gotten
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    • :|
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    • Can you guys check out my channel it’s called ACE
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    • wait how come we can't say kiII?
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    • Actually battery
      Eeyyy 10 aug
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    • Loophole!!
      LilahBaby 10 aug
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    • Very unfunny
      JoMan 10 aug
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    • Ok we get the pun..sodium chloride aka salt..ha ha! now can we stop featuring the same old memes?!
      LaMadrina 10 aug
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    • 10/10 funny joke made me breathe erratically
      MT06 10 aug
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    • What if you threw pure sodium in someone’s eyes
      Bloo21 10 aug
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    • Just a little sodium chloride. No dude that's Salt..... That's what I said Sodium chloride. Look if you dont know what salt is maybe a job being a lawyer is too complicated for you...
      JeffyD88 9 aug
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    • *sniffs* punny
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    • Ok jimmy go sit in your corner of shame
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    • Its funny and all but the judge can hold you for contempt for holding up the court for making a joke.
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    • Dude your supposed to push the buttons with the pictures of food on them
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    • Send dIcK pIcS ;) ple
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    • Aggravated battery
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    • Na
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    • Next person to say some shit I’m gonna hack into your League of Legends account and constantly run it down mid
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    • God dammit
      Tuna156 9 aug
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    • Dad humor
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    • Actually had this happen did not feel so good especially considering I had contacts in......yup it sucked!
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    • Meme_God 9 aug
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    • anyone have that jimmy neutron vid where he says “its sodium chloride” and skeet just fucks him up with more science
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    • Jimmy neutron ass
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    • Hi
      rjoyce 9 aug
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    • Italian Jimmy neutron
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    • Xavier renegade angel, is that you?
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    • Hehe mario
      Mustard 9 aug
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    • Did someone say Salt?
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    • This made me blow air through my nose, 10/10 good feature
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    • Your honor, My client has pled oopsie dassies and would like a a cold Caprisun
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    • What about apepper
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    • actually table salt isnt only NaCl but also mixes of Iodine and other minerals as well for added nutrients.
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    • Smart
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    • Thought it just said sodium for a second and that's funnier
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    • Uh dude, this is salt
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