Me: Is about to leave a bench
Person: *Sits next to me*
Me waiting a few extra minutes before leaving so I don't hurt the persons feelings:
AgeekableGirl97 AgeekableGirl97
5 mar
Me: Is about to leave a bench Person: *Sits next to me* Me waiting a few extra minutes before leaving so I don't hurt the persons feelings:
My Adopted Dad explaining why I Me waiting for him to finish so I it's ok if I want to try to find my I can tell him found my real dad real dad. the day he brought me home.
Debatable Debatable
20 nov 2020
My Adopted Dad explaining why I Me waiting for him to finish so I it's ok if I want to try to find my I can tell him found my real dad real dad. the day he brought me home.
Satan, 5 days into Armaggedon, realizing
humans are already adapting and started making memes about the demons
PiedPiper815 PiedPiper815
28 may
Satan, 5 days into Armaggedon, realizing humans are already adapting and started making memes about the demons
Your thoughts dwell on your mother?
My thoughts dwell on your mother
"At
ooooooh
SenorDeadpoolio SenorDeadpoolio
26 sep 2020
Your thoughts dwell on your mother? My thoughts dwell on your mother "At ooooooh
ok you're not going to believe this but ball went under couch AGAIN pls help
Midnight_the_Dragon Midnight_the_Dragon
19 jan 2021
ok you're not going to believe this but ball went under couch AGAIN pls help
"Can we listen to something besides
1700s Sea Shanties?"
lowgin_powerdrill lowgin_powerdrill
10 oct 2020
"Can we listen to something besides 1700s Sea Shanties?"
SO THE GAME IS A SIMPLE ONE. WITH THE CAT CLUTCHED IN YOUR ARMS, YOU FIRE THE GUN,
AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN HOLD ONTO THE CAT. THE WORLD RECORD IS 1.3 SECONDS.
Butts_Mehre Butts_Mehre
23 sep 2020
SO THE GAME IS A SIMPLE ONE. WITH THE CAT CLUTCHED IN YOUR ARMS, YOU FIRE THE GUN, AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN HOLD ONTO THE CAT. THE WORLD RECORD IS 1.3 SECONDS.
What are the animals trying to tell us?
Danger!
Beware!
What are the animals trying to tell us? Danger! Beware!
"Sorry Sarah, I can't treat you today. I'm a family doctor and you're an orphan"
AWAL57 AWAL57
20 apr
"Sorry Sarah, I can't treat you today. I'm a family doctor and you're an orphan"
justshitsandgiggle justshitsandgiggle
26 sep 2020
© Based on: briskydogs
He was like:" Are you coming or what?!' TikTok @puppyontiktok
"You thought I had run out of ways to make you buy Skyrim...but now that
Skyrim is on Game Pass, you'll buy
Skyrim every single month...forever..."
OfficialCockNBallTorture OfficialCockNBallTorture
23 sep 2020
"You thought I had run out of ways to make you buy Skyrim...but now that Skyrim is on Game Pass, you'll buy Skyrim every single month...forever..."
When you accidently choke her to death but she has nipple piercings
Wyked Wyked
28 oct 2020
When you accidently choke her to death but she has nipple piercings
Nobody:
History channel at midnight:
shadey12 shadey12
7 apr
Nobody: History channel at midnight:
This puppy has one of the prettiest dog faces of all time
PanhandleAce PanhandleAce
24 sep 2020
This puppy has one of the prettiest dog faces of all time
The deep thoughts of a
simple working man
What can be better than pizza and beer?
boobs
extreme_tinfoilmp4 extreme_tinfoilmp4
27 jan
The deep thoughts of a simple working man What can be better than pizza and beer? boobs
Michael Margolis
@yipe
Alexa: remind me to feed the baby
Defeat
the
Skrappy Skrappy
25 nov 2020
Michael Margolis @yipe Alexa: remind me to feed the baby Defeat the
DIP MY PIZZA IN KETCHUR
staples1724 staples1724
28 jan
DIP MY PIZZA IN KETCHUR
Wonder if she filled my bowl today?
blind_storagefull69 blind_storagefull69
14 apr
Wonder if she filled my bowl today?
Does anyone else feel troubled by the fact that the name of next year is literally 2020 won?
Does anyone else feel troubled by the fact that the name of next year is literally 2020 won?
CaptainForehead CaptainForehead
25 sep 2020
FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!
No one cared wno was I on the hat
No one cared wno was I on the hat