Me: Is about to leave a bench
Person: *Sits next to me*
Me waiting a few extra minutes before leaving so I don't hurt the persons feelings:
AgeekableGirl97 AgeekableGirl97
5 mar
Me: Is about to leave a bench Person: *Sits next to me* Me waiting a few extra minutes before leaving so I don't hurt the persons feelings:
Me: *Goes to a family dinner*
Some woman I've never seen in my life:
"I cleaned your ass when you were little"
Me: *Goes to a family dinner* Some woman I've never seen in my life: "I cleaned your ass when you were little"
*5 mins after getting kidnapped*
"So what made you choose me
*5 mins after getting kidnapped* "So what made you choose me
When ur havin a hard time but ur best friend is there for u
QueenSpire QueenSpire
22 sep 2020
When ur havin a hard time but ur best friend is there for u
Dress code: Formal
Girl: *Wears fancy dress*
Guys:
PARENT SHANE,
Gilberto Gilberto
19 mar
Dress code: Formal Girl: *Wears fancy dress* Guys: PARENT SHANE,
My face when I've had a fulltime job for years and never lost it through Covid plus just got a raise making $30 an hour and now I'm only getting $600 from the government BUT that won't cover the graphics card I want.
Unstopabull Unstopabull
21 dec 2020
My face when I've had a fulltime job for years and never lost it through Covid plus just got a raise making $30 an hour and now I'm only getting $600 from the government BUT that won't cover the graphics card I want.
Everytime!
Me: *Stretches*
My Dog: "Already got my shit packed, where we goin'?"
Everytime! Me: *Stretches* My Dog: "Already got my shit packed, where we goin'?"
When you see someone take their first dab ever and they rip it hard as fuck
When you see someone take their first dab ever and they rip it hard as fuck
Bartender : This is from the guy at the end of the bar
The guy:
wildmagnolia wildmagnolia
10 nov 2020
Bartender : This is from the guy at the end of the bar The guy:
Times are tough. Even Mona
Lisa is starting an OnlyFans!
marginal_dank_panda marginal_dank_panda
6 jan 2021
Times are tough. Even Mona Lisa is starting an OnlyFans!
me explaining to my future wife
SS
that we need fast internet:
do not want my son to have to go through what I went through.
Disapparate Disapparate
8 oct 2020
me explaining to my future wife SS that we need fast internet: do not want my son to have to go through what I went through.
Lily at makes me want to start a family plan
Saitamasaitama Saitamasaitama
14 sep 2020
Lily at makes me want to start a family plan
Soft Titty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Firm
Happy Titty, Sleepy Kitty,
Prrr. Prrr. Prrr
causewerefemales4 causewerefemales4
17 dec 2020
Soft Titty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Firm Happy Titty, Sleepy Kitty, Prrr. Prrr. Prrr
as a child*
Padme:
Se...
JuicyJuicy JuicyJuicy
26 sep 2020
as a child* Padme: Se...
If anyone sees me at the beach this summer, mind your own business. I ate a lot of bread over the past 12 months.
1blondie 1blondie
14 apr
If anyone sees me at the beach this summer, mind your own business. I ate a lot of bread over the past 12 months.
It's the new rock-paper-scissors
fa
DISCLOSE.TV Bites Cow, Deputy Tases Cow
Kicks Deputy
DeepWebIntel DeepWebIntel
26 feb
It's the new rock-paper-scissors fa DISCLOSE.TV Bites Cow, Deputy Tases Cow Kicks Deputy
DAMN, SISTER CATHERINE IS A NILF
Bs
LouisianaProud LouisianaProud
2 mar
DAMN, SISTER CATHERINE IS A NILF Bs
ally begg tr Follow
True story, flight attendant on Delta Airways posted ths pic with caption "only 1 paying attention to safety demo" &
levelDad levelDad
16 mar
ally begg tr Follow True story, flight attendant on Delta Airways posted ths pic with caption "only 1 paying attention to safety demo" &
Gonna be
lake
Wait, gotta kiss my dog
iWholesome iWholesome
25 sep 2020
Gonna be lake Wait, gotta kiss my dog