Me in the mirror vs me in photos
Raspberryz Raspberryz
3 mar
Me in the mirror vs me in photos
When you laugh at the kids going back to school but realize you gotta work everyday for the rest of your life
Kodiak2A Kodiak2A
15 mar
When you laugh at the kids going back to school but realize you gotta work everyday for the rest of your life
Me during my current phase
Me during my where I'm 1000x
emo phase.
more sad, but
dress normal for work.
Girthquake666 Girthquake666
12 mar
Me during my current phase Me during my where I'm 1000x emo phase. more sad, but dress normal for work.
Flew in a helicopter for the first
time at work, the pilot's helmet
wasn't calming.
lockheed_Martin_F22 lockheed_Martin_F22
23 jul 2020
Flew in a helicopter for the first time at work, the pilot's helmet wasn't calming.
When visit someone and they mention that they have a cat
Bring her. to me
Tiara Tiara
25 sep 2020
When visit someone and they mention that they have a cat Bring her. to me
ff
EXCUSE ME MA'AM,
JUST BECAUSE THIS IS A CAT CAFE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TAKE YOUR OWN PUSSY
Suckable Suckable
22 sep 2020
ff EXCUSE ME MA'AM, JUST BECAUSE THIS IS A CAT CAFE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TAKE YOUR OWN PUSSY
Me: "barks back at my dog*
My dog wondering why I just started swearing at her:
PINEY
Pixey Pixey
22 may
Me: "barks back at my dog* My dog wondering why I just started swearing at her: PINEY
I'm only responsible for what I say,
not for what you understand.
- John Wayne
JudgementalRooster
15 dec 2020
I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand. - John Wayne
when you come out of the store and you have an airgasm
Airgasm: Intense pleasure from the air felt on the face when the mask is removed.
summersfullife summersfullife
8 sep 2020
when you come out of the store and you have an airgasm Airgasm: Intense pleasure from the air felt on the face when the mask is removed.
@PoisonPillar
Easy. That's fajita
Casey Dri @LeanandCuisine-
Ladies since y'all are so smart, who is this guy?
Show this thread
Death_Row Death_Row
25 sep 2020
@PoisonPillar Easy. That's fajita Casey Dri @LeanandCuisine- Ladies since y'all are so smart, who is this guy? Show this thread
Cat returns with sausage stolen from unknown neighbor's bbq...
AFloridian AFloridian
22 sep 2020
Cat returns with sausage stolen from unknown neighbor's bbq...
What I'm waiting to happen in
2021
cuddly_nova_xeno cuddly_nova_xeno
24 apr
What I'm waiting to happen in 2021
collaboration
lush_uncannedbeanss lush_uncannedbeanss
13 mar
collaboration
So... bought a facemask headwrap thing from walmart.
As sit here looking like a giant uncircumcised penis, I am regretting my purchase.
OfficialJohnnyFK OfficialJohnnyFK
18 jan 2021
So... bought a facemask headwrap thing from walmart. As sit here looking like a giant uncircumcised penis, I am regretting my purchase.
Taco Bell employee: Sir, you don't need to moan after every item you order
Taco Bell employee: Sir, you don't need to moan after every item you order
Vampires then: Vampires now:
Ceka Ceka
7 may
Vampires then: Vampires now:
A Father-To-Be Died While
Building A Gender-Reveal
Device That Exploded
Tasneem Nashrulla
Mocita
24 feb
A Father-To-Be Died While Building A Gender-Reveal Device That Exploded Tasneem Nashrulla
want some
Kidney ,stones,
ONLY
lakeonn lakeonn
8 may
want some Kidney ,stones, ONLY