• Me in school: "I'll never do drugs."
Me in college:
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    • College is school...
      bkhaviturway 2 apr 2017
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    • Prop 208, legalize medicinal cocaine.
      E_75 2 apr 2017
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    • Marilize legajuana
      Guy_McManperson 2 apr 2017
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    • Legalize medical fried chicken
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    • Legalize all drugs and let natural selection take over
      Invaughncible 3 apr 2017
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    • Me: can I do cocaine? Government: that's dangerous and illegal. Me: Can I get into $100,000 dollars of debt in student loans? Government: we encourage it.
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    • The thing about weed though is its less dangerous and addictive than legal alchohol, but is classified as a schedule 1 drug where as meth and cocaine are schedule 2 drugs. The government views weed as dangerous as heroine. Which is ridiculous.
      Tylerh256_2013 2 apr 2017
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    • Can't relate. I'm 25 and never done drugs. Never will.
      Mindfreak 2 apr 2017
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    • We laugh about this today but 10 years from now the next generation will call this the next civil rights movement. Mark my words.
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    • Oh no baby what! Is you doing?
      180p 2 apr 2017
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    • Legalize recreational suicide
      Fertilo 2 apr 2017
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    • Legalize recreational murder
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    • Cops posting illegal things, I bet they're gonna post a cop murdering while drinking weed
      BarackoIi 2 apr 2017
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    • I've decided to support the legalization of drugs, so all the dumb fucking druggies will just kill themselves off
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    • Legalize recreational nukes 👌🏼
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    • 30 likes and ill suck a fart out of my own ass
      YeahImThatGuy 2 apr 2017
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    • If we legalized all drugs and gave proper education, people would use less drugs, organized crime would have nothing, the government can tax it and make money, and the people stupid enough to still do hard drugs (heroin, crack) can die off lowering our overpopulated Earth.
      710hio_2013 2 apr 2017
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    • Legalize Ranch
      Slyde 2 apr 2017
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    • This might sound crazy, but if you want to get rid of the drug cartels, legalizing safe forms of all these drugs is the way to gom
      CondescendingQ 2 apr 2017
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    • The war on drugs is a 3 trillion dollar failure
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    • Please legalize acid... just came off 2000ug heroic dose. Literally opened my mind to anything I wanted to. I saw hell, and myself projected as satan. While this may sounds terrifying (it was at first after the come-up) it became the most powerful experience ive ever had.
      azthespaz_2014 2 apr 2017
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    • Legal drugs = less overdoses... Legal drugs = No drug dealers = less violent crime... Legal drugs = tax revenue = more rehab centers & more jobs & less drug addicts
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    • *blank stare into the camera* cocaine is a hell of a drug
      coilporn_2013 2 apr 2017
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    • Can't relate. I don't need drugs to enjoy life.
      Agent_67_2013 2 apr 2017
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    • Let's just focus on legalizing Mary Jane, Prostitutes, and lowering the drinking age
      WhiteTrashTom 2 apr 2017
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    • I feel like I'm the only one in high school who doesn't want to smoke or drink
      ELYSlAN 2 apr 2017
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    • Legalise medical water boarding
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    • legalize married iguanas
      __seal__ 2 apr 2017
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    • There is no such thing as a gateway or a non gateway drug. It all depends on how much of an idiot you are. My brother smoked weed and then did heroin right after now he's in jail for threatening to kill my step dad over a Sega (to sell and buy drugs)
      GiggleDics 2 apr 2017
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    • Coke helps keep you going to stay up and right those papers. It's good for your GPA
      ajbug 2 apr 2017
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    • Does anyone still smoke smarties?
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    • GTA advertisements are slowly coming to reality
      90sJazzSolo 2 apr 2017
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    • If we let stoners be lazy. Lets let everyone have coke so they can get shit done
      Water_Temple 3 apr 2017
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    • Legalize recreational cocaine!
      BethanyTooTurnt 3 apr 2017
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    • They already have medicinal heroin. It's called oxycotin.
      Volcryn 2 apr 2017
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    • Legalize medicinal bleach
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    • Yooooo I know this guy, he goes to my college. Eastern Washington University
      NateDogg71 2 apr 2017
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    • Legalize gay marijuana
      BlackQueen 2 apr 2017
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    • I don't need drugs. I got memes
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    • Legalize gay marijuana
      NoStepOnSnaek 2 apr 2017
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    • Whoa whoa whoa. Let's start with medicinal cocaine hombre. Baby steps.
      DirtyFrankie 2 apr 2017
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    • #legalizemedicinalkrokodil
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    • Libertarians: *heavy breathing*
      LiquidGlitch 2 apr 2017
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    • this is what happens when you legalize one drug. then people will want you to legalize them all
      Peaces 2 apr 2017
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    • Cocaine is one hell of a drug- Rick James bitchhh
      Punanimon 2 apr 2017
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    • Legalize all drugs.. it won't last long before all these dope heads over dose
      illbehonest1 2 apr 2017
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    • Is that Jesse?? I thought he was into meth...
      snifflyhawk125 2 apr 2017
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    • "it's a plant. It's natural"
      JoeyWestSide 2 apr 2017
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    • College is a waste of time
      _Fallout_Baker_ 2 apr 2017
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    • Legalize medical methamphetamine
      NotActualSize 2 apr 2017
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    • Land of the free means you have the right to do anything to your body. If you want to destroy your life through hardcore drugs then you should have that right 🤷🏻‍♀️
      salsaa 2 apr 2017
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    • Reminds me of the radio ads in GTA 5 about legalizing medical cocaine
      Zambies_JFK_ 2 apr 2017
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    • The naked man was taken down already????
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    • Has anyone else noticed that he's standing right next to a cop
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    • Make feminism illegal.
      Raintrop_2017 3 apr 2017
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    • Cocaine is natural
      nk361 2 apr 2017
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    • I'm all for legalizing marijuana but not cocaine. I mean if you do cocaine your a threat to everyone, but who are you a threat to if you do marijuana, a cake.
      BlaidF 2 apr 2017
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    • Me: Can I do some drugs? Government: na fam... dat shits illegal. Me: What if its recreational? Government: Well... I guess so...
      OutrageousDavis 2 apr 2017
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    • This is Eastern Washington University
      ADagger 2 apr 2017
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    • next thing ya know they're gonna be asking for recreational rape..
      _AceBlazes_ 2 apr 2017
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    • You've discovered you have the power to transform your pc into the ultimate machine for your specific needs
      frenchy117_2014 2 apr 2017
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    • Legalize ranch
      PowdaKeg 2 apr 2017
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    • Legalize Ranch
      BrownKenDoll 2 apr 2017
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    • Right behind the cop
      Chocolatepuding 2 apr 2017
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    • Drugs are retarded
      nuclearcrunch 2 apr 2017
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    • Eastern Washington university!!!!!
      ElectraHeart3 2 apr 2017
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    • They do use medical cocaine in the hospital. My grandma went in with a humongous nose bleed that wouldn't stop, so they packed cocaine in her nose. She was irritated because she said "I was high but didn't get to enjoy it"
      Emma_Lemon_Girl 2 apr 2017
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    • Me in school and in COLLEGE: "Don't do drugs"
      Yukogt_2016 2 apr 2017
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    • All drugs should be legalized.
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    • I heard its only legal if you do it in front of a cop
      H8MEB8ME 2 apr 2017
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    • Cocaine helps students focus more on school work tho!
      lak3_ 2 apr 2017
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    • Me in 8th grade vs me in 9th grade
      Max_a000000 2 apr 2017
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    • Friendly reminder that Aderall is virtually the same thing as meth.
      FirebaII 2 apr 2017
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    • Legalize black tar heroin
      Ellen_Ripley 2 apr 2017
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    • I don't think drugs should be illegal they should all be legalized taxed and regulated if you believe otherwise you don't believe in Freedom
      smart_guy1_2015 2 apr 2017
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    • The more legal drugs like cocaine are, the less power drug dealers amd criminals have.
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    • legalize flying dildos
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    • Legalize adderall
      othello 2 apr 2017
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    • Why should any drugs be illegal?
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    • Legalize all drugs
      MagnusRufus 2 apr 2017
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    • I prefer cocaine over weed. No fuckin benefits from weed but being drowsy and just have lack of energy. Even though cocaine does the same thing after a day of use but you have time to use the benefits to stay awake and alert to pass the damn Complex Analysis Final Exam. So yeah.
      9268 2 apr 2017
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    • Legalize recreational heroine
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    • only weirdos and crack heads do coke
      nopfpmain 2 apr 2017
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    • But real talk as a drug choice cocaine is terrible.
      Comment_Tater 2 apr 2017
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    • Me at home: wont do drugs. Me at my house: does drugs
      penguinpusher1 2 apr 2017
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    • I love how people elect conservatives then are surprised when our drug laws continually are prehistoric prohibition based
      TeeAre 2 apr 2017
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    • Bastards. This is why they won't legalize pot
      Pandas00_2014 2 apr 2017
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    • no, you gotta legalize ranch
      Perplexion 2 apr 2017
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    • Legalize recreational heroine!
      _OFFICIAL_ 2 apr 2017
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    • There is a cop right next to him
      Sieged 2 apr 2017
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    • Feeling a coke hangover right now too
      GenericWhiteMan 2 apr 2017
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    • But isn't college school?
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    • It's only illegal if you get caught
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    • Legalize all fucking drugs
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    • I told them whippersnappers that weed was a gateway drug! See, I told ya!
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    • Legalize recreational nuclear bombs
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    • 12 year olds be like "same"
      FirmlyGraspEt 2 apr 2017
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    • You don't know how true this is until college. If you don't know how true this is and you're in college, you didn't college correctly.
      Asizzle123 3 apr 2017
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    • Behind a police officer
      MemeMicrowave 3 apr 2017
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    • legalize child p0rn
      the_real_kiwi 3 apr 2017
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