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    • Sometimes in my dreams I’d know I was dreaming but like not enough to become lucid or anything and I’d wake up the next morning like wait a second
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    • Every once in a while I become lucid and fly just like if I were in dragon ball. Really is a fun experience.
      Empirony 6 aug
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    • one time i was in a dream and i slowly grew lucid and then i was like “oh im in a dream i can do anything, just dont think about being awake-“ and then i woke up :(
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    • Hmm
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    • One time I realized I was dreaming, tried to take control of my dream while in it, and failed. So I walked around school, doing dumb shit, to see what I thought everyone's reactions would be since I couldn't control it. It was extremely surrueal to see my own thoughts. Haven't managed to do it again
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    • My dreams seem so real that I wake up and question whether it happened or not
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    • You think it's all perfectly normal because the logical part of your brain is turned off when you're dreaming
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    • I dreamed I was eating my own foot and almost cried when I woke up and saw I didn’t actually eat it
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    • I learned a technique to fly in my dreams, sometimes if I try hard enough I can do it when I'm not lucid dreaming. Idk how but I do. It's amazing to me. It may seem easy for some but I always saw it as learning my abilities. Like Superman or something.
      Applesss 6 aug
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    • Damn my dreams since last month just got sadder. 2 of them were my friends committing breathent, and the last one was me in a relationship with a really beautiful girl. And then I shed a tear because it’s August 6 and I woke up for the first day of school.
      PIL0T 6 aug
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    • When you wake up and you’re mad at yourself for not being smart enough to realize you can’t fly a plane let alone through a meteor field
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    • A girl smiled at me when they said hello and it was the closest thing I've had to a compliment in months
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    • My dreams always end with me realising I'm dreaming, then all of a sudden a flying squirrel says "ah, you got me" then I wake up
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    • Last night I had a dream that a black widow bit my nipple and it started decaying and falling off
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    • I basically never have dreams except for like once a month and today i had one were i slept with a girl and my brain just released a lot of the happy chemical and now im really happy this morning for no real reason other than that
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    • I once had this dream that made me laugh my ass off so bad I woke up laughing in this dream me and my family were on family trip and for some reason stop to look at a tourist attraction which was this vortex and I'm behind the safety line trying to get a picture and as I look through the camera 1/2
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    • Had a dream where I was doing it with an old crush of mine in an Olive Garden bathroom. I questioned how did I get her to want this, but I wasn't surprised I chose Olive Garden to have trashy bathroom sex
      L3465 6 aug
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    • I had a dream that my friends, my dad and I all went to the movies to watch Life of Brian, but I kept falling asleep. At one point, someone came in with a whole ass pizza they baked at the theater. After the movie, one of those guys with the flashlight came in and asked (1)
      Xale1231 6 aug
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    • The part of the brain that is responsible for “ logic “ is not as active or almost completely off when you are dreaming.
      Tazer 6 aug
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    • Anyone know tips on how to lucid dream? I’ve tried for so long and still can’t.
      Getes 7 aug
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    • I can lucid dream but like 2 nights ago the previous night had only got 2 hours of sleep. So when I passed out I was stuck in auto pilot. All I knew is I was pointlessly preparing for an attack from something with death beams... by duck taping metal to things. That was it..... (1/2)
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    • Foundry 6 aug
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    • Everything’s great until you wake up thinking the dream you had was the day before bc of how realistic it was and you go use the thing you got in the dream then realize it was a dream
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    • That moment when you realize you didn’t really run over someone and aren’t hiding out from the cops because it was all a dream. That feeling of relief is like nothing else
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    • I have one reoccurring lucid dream where I'm running across building tops like a parkour expert, just jumping & flying across. But in my dream there's no painful impact feeling in my joints, so I just keep doing these crazy gravity defying jumps, bouncing up & down like 20+ feet in one leap. So cool
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    • My brain sometimes puts things from real life happening as I sleep in my dreams, like birds or wind blowing or rain but I’m too stupid to realize I’m dreaming every time
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    • I had one last night where I was talking to this cute chick from my high school class that I never interacted with much and didn't once question why I was holding a cat naked in Walmart while this conversation happened.
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    • I had a dream that my friend got stabbed to death in front of me and then suddenly a shadow thing told me I could give my blood to save them and it handed me a syringe. Of course I accepted and I had to slowly push the needle into my neck and fill it. Finally after I handed the syringe instead of
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    • Had a dream last night that I couldn't hear anybody because there was music in my ears, I ended up finding out there was earbuds in my ear so I took them out but still couldn't..
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    • Last night I had a dream where one of my favorite streamers was doing a bit where she had Ben Shapiro on but then his mustache fell off and it was really her girlfriend pretending to be Ben Shapiro, and they both laughed hysterically.
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    • Obviously not plugged in else that shark would be no where near
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    • I’m kind of a dumbass until I wake up, who am I kidding though I’m always a dumbass.
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    • My favorite weird dream is one I had where me and my family were baby shark dealers. The most memorable part being when I opened the trunk of my mom's car it was just filled with water and there were baby sharks swimming in it.
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    • I’ve been having dreams lately that are so real, I can’t tell what’s real and what’s fake. I’m actually scared of it sometimes.
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    • Sometimes i question if im dreaming while in my dream and think “nah id know if i was dreaming, this is definitely real”
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    • Bro all I have is bad dreams it sucks so hard I’ve had sleep paralysis happening for a while it just came back this past week it’s been so bad I’ll wake with sleep paralysis go back to sleep for a little and it happens again few times a night and each time I see different shit scary af!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    • In several dreams I've started to jack off with other people in the room and I try to be sneaky about it. Then realise, "oh shit, I shouldn't be jacking off with other people in the room" and I stop. Nobody ever brings it up so I'm left paranoid and embarrassed. This has happened multiple times.
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    • Ah yes the sport of extreme ironing. Very gentlemanly.
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    • I dont get how people say "check for weird things to lucid dream" while this exact scenerio happens
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    • Dude I just had a fream where I co hosted the morning News with the jeepers creepers guy and I had to tell him were letting him go... God I hope he doesn't have a family
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    • The shark in the back like “honey I’m home”
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    • Same and then I’ll wake up and remember the dream like “what the fuck was happening”
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    • I’ve been having dreams lately where I get intoxicated (whether it’s with alcohol, nicotine, or weed) then I sit there concerned over how my perception is gonna changed, and then I “feel the effects” but really it’s just the weird fuzzy feeling of the dream. Idk what’s wrong with me.
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    • Behind you!!
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    • sensible
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    • I really want to lucid dream but that also is correlated to sleep paralysis which I’d rather not have
      amokev 8 aug
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    • The people in my dreams constantly try to point out I’m dreaming. I’m so stupid that I tried defending cooking carrots and corn without butter untill they were burnt black was how people do it. People in my dreams just want me to realize I’m dreaming. They’ll do anything, lately they’ve become argum
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    • im actually starting to lose track of shit that happened in real life and in dreams. its genuinely starting to scare me. my memories between sleeping and waking are starting to blend. scary shit fr remembering entire events only to realize you dreamed it
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    • You ever "wake up" in your dream so it feels like your dream reality is reality
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    • Actually yes. Holy shit. I constantly have really weird dreams, nightmares really, and I'm retrespective they're all so nonsensical and weird, but holy shit are they fucking depressing when I'm in them.
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    • I dreamt that I was a sex slave and my punishment for misbehavior was being crushed by a giant stamp
      Lennny 6 aug
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    • Sometimes I'm so tired that when I go to the bathroom I'm scared Imma piss myself. Cause I think I'm dreaming.
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    • I always know in the back of my head that I'm dreaming and it feels more like I'm just playing the role
      egch 6 aug
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    • Whenever I have a lucid dream it’s like “Huh this isn’t real. Ok then”
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    • That’s one way to make fish sticks...
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    • Realizing the abnormality of a situation is one of the first steps to lucid dreaming. Also you can’t think too hard about what you’re doing or you’ll just wake up.
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    • Just enjoying it
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    • Dreams are weird.
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    • A few weeks ago I had a dream that felt like it was supposed to be a wet dream but instead i ended up refusing a threesome to eat chicken nuggets and tatortots
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    • I had a dream that my dad and his gf broke up and it seemed so real I had to ask him if their relationship was fine. If anyone cares, he said they’re doing great
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    • I’m actually first for once
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    • White poeple...
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    • lmao that happens when im actually awake
      C60qaze 9 aug
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    • I dreamed last night that I stumbled into a cult ritual during the warzone pregame lobby and i just said fuck it and went along with it so they gave me a bill charging me $1000 irl for the meeting fee
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    • I've only had one dream that's felt so much like reality that to this day I can't distinguish if it was real or not, but logic dictates that it must've been fake.
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    • I had a dream I was at football practice, and I realized I was in a dream in it enough to tell another player that im in a dream but i couldn't control it
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    • One time i was dreaming and i had to use the bathroom... Guys never use the bathroom in your sleep.
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    • Anyone got tips for dreaming more
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    • Once in a dream a little boy wearing a tweed jacket and a flat cap floated up to me in the dark abyss and said “Du bist Shlafen”. I immediately woke up, and am still very confused.
      Rick337 9 aug
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    • I had a dream where there were a bunch of broken pc just thrown everywhere and my first thought was to start gathering them for parts because my pc needs more ram
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    • I wish i could lucid dream idk how or if i can
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    • I dreamt that i rubbed a stick of butter and a cookie against my cock and the poured a glass of milk on it. What the fuck
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    • You ever have something great happen in a dream so you are happy the next day and can't remember why. Then you suddenly remember you didn't win the lottery and get sad.
      ClemTWD 9 aug
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    • Someone with electric knowledge. If that iron were to release electric shock in that big of a tank, would you get electrocuted like 20-30 feet away in that water?
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    • It really be like that for some reason
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    • Ever since my neighbor took my outside calico and took her to the vet (he fucking better of cause that mf didn't tell me like he was supposed to) I've had weird dreams like seeing more than 1 and last night she became a perfect ferret with her colors. I miss pooder 🥺
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    • I had a dream that the youtuber kryoz owned dairy queen
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    • I dreamed I was peeing in a bathroom and someone was pointing a gun at me through the door mid piss and said “do you got any car keys?” I said “no” and he just left
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    • I had a dream that felt like two real life days and in the dream I got a girlfriend and had a lot of fun and my life was just better then I woke up and was depressed for like a week
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    • Sometimes I can tell I'm in a dream because I'm not tired but it is really bright and hard to keep my eyes open
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    • I’ve had a few dreams that were so unrealistic my mind said this is bullshit and woke me up
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    • Lucid dreams are wack. Normally i cant feel pain in a dream, but last time i lucid dreamed i pinched my hand and actually felt it. I could feel myself getting tossed around in a car wreck and i could even feel the snow around my legs. Pretty wild dream
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    • I recently had a nightmare that I was finally getting a surgery I've needed for years, but try as I might, I couldn't fall asleep on the table. I wasn't paralyzed, but I just couldn't get to sleep. I needed the surgery, but I was terrified of having it done while I was conscious.
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    • True
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    • Like if you see it, xd XD lmao
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    • I love lucid dreams because its the only place i feel safe. The nightmares only begin when i wake up
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    • Never had a dream I could remember. Its usually just black. I remember just about every nightmare I've ever had though.
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    • Extreme Ironing. Look it up, it's great.
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    • One time, dreaming made me late for work bcuz I dreamt that I had woken up and gotten ready
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    • I have kinda lucid dreams. If I'm dreaming ill know I'm dreaming, and I can kinda control what happens, but usually I just watch like its a movie, waiting to see what bizzare scenario my brain comes up with next.
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