Me: I'm so lonely
Family: Why don't you try being more social?
Me:
swiftie_13 swiftie_13
20 apr
Me: I'm so lonely Family: Why don't you try being more social? Me:
KingTickle KingTickle
25 sep 2020
When your dad beats you for taking his pain meds but you can't feel his) belt
My beloved cat had died. My family mourns for her death. I've cried too much for her dying in my arms. - My beloved cat had died. My family mourns for her death. I’ve cried too much for her dying in my arms.
Niceme Niceme
24 sep 2020
My beloved cat had died. My family mourns for her death. I've cried too much for her dying in my arms. - My beloved cat had died. My family mourns for her death. I’ve cried too much for her dying in my arms.
i'mlovin' it
This look like the patty that killed
that one detective on spongebob
Iunar Iunar
26 sep 2020
i'mlovin' it This look like the patty that killed that one detective on spongebob
luistg2012 luistg2012
24 sep 2020
WE USED TO THINK OF SEA TURTLES
Nutmeg, the world's oldest cat, celebrating his
31st birthday. (141 in human years)
Dude is so over this shit
I Final
rthy opponent!
Our battle will be etidary!
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
25 sep 2020
Nutmeg, the world's oldest cat, celebrating his 31st birthday. (141 in human years) Dude is so over this shit I Final rthy opponent! Our battle will be etidary!
Watching the part in V for Vendetta where the government creates a virus and uses it to seize power over its people
SenoirConsuela SenoirConsuela
17 feb
Watching the part in V for Vendetta where the government creates a virus and uses it to seize power over its people
Me: God Give Me A Reason To Go To Work
God:
You're Broke And Weed Ain't Free My Child
@goldlung_420_insta
Dustin_K Dustin_K
16 oct 2020
Me: God Give Me A Reason To Go To Work God: You're Broke And Weed Ain't Free My Child @goldlung_420_insta
Cashier: Your total is $110.25
My girl: Here baby
Xinity Xinity
25 sep 2020
Cashier: Your total is $110.25 My girl: Here baby
When the teacher already yelled I at you and your classmate but then the joke kicks a second time
Kenzie_OP Kenzie_OP
12 mar
When the teacher already yelled I at you and your classmate but then the joke kicks a second time
Mayweather announces next
Youtuber he will fight
Posted on June 7, 2021, EDT
@ le
Mayweather announces next Youtuber he will fight Posted on June 7, 2021, EDT @ le
Ari LaBelja
Me making sure everyone on the couch is paying attention when I'm the one that picked the movie:
7-08 PM - Twitter for iPhone
Ari LaBelja Me making sure everyone on the couch is paying attention when I'm the one that picked the movie: 7-08 PM - Twitter for iPhone
Everyone going to prom:
*wears a nice suit and dress*
That one kid:
Everyone going to prom: *wears a nice suit and dress* That one kid:
Her: You're just too childish, I'm sorry but mi leaving...
Me: Good luck with that, the floor is lava.
snailtrailz snailtrailz
2 mar
Her: You're just too childish, I'm sorry but mi leaving... Me: Good luck with that, the floor is lava.
The Dolphins
are worth
looking at as well!
trim_okthatsfunnyaf trim_okthatsfunnyaf
19 may
The Dolphins are worth looking at as well!
My girt whe's into it
Our Gat
PiercedMetalHead PiercedMetalHead
25 sep 2020
My girt whe's into it Our Gat
it was at this moment this dog knew he didn't want to lick his butt anymore
that_dude225 that_dude225
15 dec 2020
it was at this moment this dog knew he didn't want to lick his butt anymore
Yosef Norm Ozia
Officer Chad Thundercock reporting for duty
tastydetecter tastydetecter
8 jan 2021
Yosef Norm Ozia Officer Chad Thundercock reporting for duty
Remember to be thankful for
NS
what you have. This poor woman can only afford a shirt that partly covers her. Be thankful!
earlyUnbreakingiv2 earlyUnbreakingiv2
17 dec 2020
Remember to be thankful for NS what you have. This poor woman can only afford a shirt that partly covers her. Be thankful!
IF YOU MURDER SOMEONE BURY THE VICTIM
6-10 FEET UNDERNEATH DEAD
BODY. SNIFFING HOUNDS WILL DIG UP THE DEAD DOG AND POLICE WILL THINK IT'S A FALSE POSITIVE
whosuperlockedyou:
tumbiedore-:
the-wolfbats:
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS
I'm more concerned with the fact that I'm taking murdering advice from a duck.
whatthefvckjay whatthefvckjay
21 sep 2020
IF YOU MURDER SOMEONE BURY THE VICTIM 6-10 FEET UNDERNEATH DEAD BODY. SNIFFING HOUNDS WILL DIG UP THE DEAD DOG AND POLICE WILL THINK IT'S A FALSE POSITIVE whosuperlockedyou: tumbiedore-: the-wolfbats: HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS I'm more concerned with the fact that I'm taking murdering advice from a duck.