Me: I'm so lonely
Family: Why don't you try being more social?
Me:
swiftie_13 swiftie_13
20 apr
Me: I'm so lonely Family: Why don't you try being more social? Me:
The Carolina dog is a feral dog breed native to the
Southeastern United States. DNA analysis suggests that they may have descended from the first canines that arrived in North America with the primitive humans who migrated from Asia across the Bering land bridge thousands of years ago.
DailyFacts DailyFacts
28 sep 2020
The Carolina dog is a feral dog breed native to the Southeastern United States. DNA analysis suggests that they may have descended from the first canines that arrived in North America with the primitive humans who migrated from Asia across the Bering land bridge thousands of years ago.
the doctor: calcium will help with your bones my girlfriend:
the doctor: calcium will help with your bones my girlfriend:
starry_animals_birb starry_animals_birb
26 sep 2020
idk what happens to my voice when see a cute dog
inyourmouthful inyourmouthful
23 sep 2020
This dog is a savage
Me: touches a body part that hurts
My brain:
do it again.
ShaneTrowell
17 feb
Me: touches a body part that hurts My brain: do it again.
POV: You ask Jesus for ice cream but he reminds
you of your sins
POV: You ask Jesus for ice cream but he reminds you of your sins
DILP
dog i'd like to pet
OldAbnInf OldAbnInf
26 sep 2020
DILP dog i'd like to pet
In 2010, a man in
In 2010, man in England was arrested
for recording his neighbor's noisy dogs and replaying the noise at full volume over the neighbor's fence.
The guy:
nervousari
29 sep 2020
In 2010, a man in In 2010, man in England was arrested for recording his neighbor's noisy dogs and replaying the noise at full volume over the neighbor's fence. The guy:
when you just paid $75 for $20 worth of food on DoorDash and your whole meal is cold and nasty
MadMacks MadMacks
24 sep 2020
when you just paid $75 for $20 worth of food on DoorDash and your whole meal is cold and nasty
How wet did that pussy get?
So many signs!
How wet did that pussy get? So many signs!
Jesus is here to give you strength during NNN
Be strong my child.
thelastairbenderp thelastairbenderp
5 nov 2020
Jesus is here to give you strength during NNN Be strong my child.
Meanwhile at the sleepover, the beatbox competition is getting very competitive!
Intoxicating Intoxicating
26 feb
Meanwhile at the sleepover, the beatbox competition is getting very competitive!
My cat: "escapes"
My cat a week later:
memzy memzy
24 sep 2020
My cat: "escapes" My cat a week later:
Classes in 2020 be like
mt.
Ma
Stap
ifightdikes ifightdikes
11 sep 2020
Classes in 2020 be like mt. Ma Stap
When accidently select "Espafol" at the ATM but still successfully complete my transaction.
When accidently select "Espafol" at the ATM but still successfully complete my transaction.
my dog got a haircut and now it looks like he gave up drinking.
Itachy Itachy
23 sep 2020
my dog got a haircut and now it looks like he gave up drinking.
Teacher: *asks the kid who isn't paying attention a question"
Kid: *answers it correctly*
'n
The teacher:
Teacher: *asks the kid who isn't paying attention a question" Kid: *answers it correctly* 'n The teacher:
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't
heard before.
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before.
When your co-workers keep quiting but you're in it for the long haul
keep telling everybody that they should move on.
Some do, but not us.
jemd3
10 mar
When your co-workers keep quiting but you're in it for the long haul keep telling everybody that they should move on. Some do, but not us.
HECK YEAH II 17 FAV CONSOLE?
A FRO GANER Doe!
FAV GATE?
PETIING Hit!
GOOD BOY
ba
hopefulComicsboi hopefulComicsboi
23 sep 2020
HECK YEAH II 17 FAV CONSOLE? A FRO GANER Doe! FAV GATE? PETIING Hit! GOOD BOY ba