girls who wanna dress like hippies: I was born in the wrong decade @
people with insomnia whose circadian rhythm is biologically delayed so their ancestors could keep guard while the tribe is sleeping at night
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in
German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to
Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in
One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob
Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.