Me: I have to start eating healthier
Me feeling even the slightest amount of stress:
ry
Download the @memes app
itsham itsham
28 sep 2020
Me: I have to start eating healthier Me feeling even the slightest amount of stress: ry Download the @memes app
He looks like when Shaggy drank that potion that made him super buff
Lythicus
10
TheVentStation
6
BraidedVeins BraidedVeins
18 feb
He looks like when Shaggy drank that potion that made him super buff Lythicus 10 TheVentStation 6
girls who wanna dress like hippies: I was born in the wrong decade @
people with insomnia whose circadian rhythm is biologically delayed so their ancestors could keep guard while the tribe is sleeping at night
sully201 sully201
30 dec 2020
girls who wanna dress like hippies: I was born in the wrong decade @ people with insomnia whose circadian rhythm is biologically delayed so their ancestors could keep guard while the tribe is sleeping at night
I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us
He's not dead, just very condescending
pastelInsertrave5 pastelInsertrave5
17 jun
I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us He's not dead, just very condescending
MARVELOUS NEWS RICHARD E. GRANT HAS CONFIRMED HE'S IN LOKI & HAS POSSIBLY ALLUDED THAT HE !/IS AN GGLDER LOKI.
Marvelous7 Marvelous7
25 sep 2020
MARVELOUS NEWS RICHARD E. GRANT HAS CONFIRMED HE'S IN LOKI & HAS POSSIBLY ALLUDED THAT HE !/IS AN GGLDER LOKI.
Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out
percules30 percules30
27 jan
Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out
Replying to @elonmusk
You are my hero, Elon.
Magoth Magoth
13 mar
Replying to @elonmusk You are my hero, Elon.
The two reactions I get on my sense of humor
SweetAssSquatch SweetAssSquatch
8 jan 2021
The two reactions I get on my sense of humor
It finally came in! - It finally came in!
iwannafuckRey iwannafuckRey
29 sep 2020
It finally came in! - It finally came in!
me: why does my back hurt
my posture everyday from 9-5:
me: why does my back hurt my posture everyday from 9-5:
Am Confused
are they laughing or eryting
Am Confused are they laughing or eryting
Look into the eyes challenge
you failed bro
Look into the eyes challenge you failed bro
Me making eye contact with my dog who's trying to sleep in her crate while my mom, who's high on her sleep meds, tries to get my dog's attention
I'm sorry, little one.
Pathless Pathless
24 sep 2020
Me making eye contact with my dog who's trying to sleep in her crate while my mom, who's high on her sleep meds, tries to get my dog's attention I'm sorry, little one.
How will look once finish burying my inner demons
cursedMadden cursedMadden
12 jan 2021
How will look once finish burying my inner demons
Me to my overprotective parents every time I leave the house and come back
As youtcan see, I am dead
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
25 nov 2020
Me to my overprotective parents every time I leave the house and come back As youtcan see, I am dead
My answer whenever someone asks me how old am
ON
BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO
captaincrunchberries captaincrunchberries
30 dec 2020
My answer whenever someone asks me how old am ON BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO
My cat as soon as I open any drawer in the house:
if
__zorak__ __zorak__
24 sep 2020
My cat as soon as I open any drawer in the house: if
Me coming home My dog who wasn't sure if
I was coming back but is
to see my dog super glad I am home now
PyroKen PyroKen
26 sep 2020
Me coming home My dog who wasn't sure if I was coming back but is to see my dog super glad I am home now
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in
German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to
Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in
English.
One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob
Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in English. One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.