• Me: I have a car, a house, and a career.
I'm only 5'9 though
Women 25 and up: y
Women with careers: 45
Women under 25 with no career: oh
nah that ain't gon' work, i like my men at
least 6'3"
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    • Literally any woman who isn’t shallow:😍
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    • I am 6'3", pretty much never had a gf in school ir college, met my wife and we have been together for almost 12 years. You dont need "girls", you need "the girl".
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    • I think you mean whores
      Wet_Memes 26 jul
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    • Imma be honest, I like my man equal or just a few inches taller than me. Over 6' is way too tall. I'm 5'3 btw
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    • Ight... listen. Kings... Homies... stop it. Y'all being shallow too. Chasing after the generic pretty girls. You know the ones. Youre prolly chasin after one right now as we speak. STOP IT. Theres some absolute queens out there that you are ignoring that want to give you that love and affection no
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    • I'm 6'3 and a sped let's fucking goooooo
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    • My man didn't have much when I met him, but I liked him so much for who he was. I used my money to help him up and start a real career that was worthy of his intelligence and work ethic. We're married and had a kid. He just needed someone to support him and push him and believe in him.
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    • Height ain’t no excuse DONT LIMIT YOURSELVES young kings. My gf 6’4 and I’m 5’8. The world ain’t cookie cutter and rules break all the time. Anything is possible!
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    • Fuck it. Those bitches be looking like this:
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    • I’m 5’8” and recently married my 6’ wife! I’m not as tall as her boyfriend but she loves me for me. Anything is possible you guys!
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    • Heck I dated a dude who was 4’10” he was great
      Piperlk 26 jul
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    • I’m 5’8 and 16 y/o, I hope to god I get taller 😔
      Gaenoon 26 jul
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    • What? I thought I was safe at 6’1” what do you mean 6’3”!??! You BIIITCH!!!!
      Horny69 26 jul
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    • I'm 3 inches taller than my husband and he's dope as hell I love his little ass
      hoekage 26 jul
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    • Well there literally isn't enough men over 6ft in the world for girls to date considering the average height is 5'9. Only 14.5 fucking percent of men are 6ft or over... Y'all are literally disregarding 85.5% of men for some stupid standard
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    • If you are below 5’6” and want a dude that’s 6’3”+, then just know it’s gonna be awkward as shit when he has to bend down everytime to kiss you
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    • God I just want to meet a man who is developed in his career at least around the same level as I am and who is comfortable with at home pasta nights and not partying all the time. Or just being content with each other. I know that there is great guys out there I just have a problem with only
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    • I kinda wish I was short enough to have a girl who is taller than me. But I'm 6'1" so I'm just going to jerk off the WNBA games.
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    • I'm 6 feet and 4 inches. Those are separate measures
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    • i’m five feet so idc
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    • In my experience girls won't care at all as long as you are taller than them
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    • Yall ain't ready for this convo but it's guys who use the height bs as to why they cant get a girl, when in reality they just suck at talking to girls and cant even make solid eye contact. But they'll turn around and say its bc theyre 5'8.
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    • I’ve learned that the type of girls that are like that only have their looks going for them. Date for personality
      Oshawatt 26 jul
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    • Just go to church short fellas. I hear the catholic priests prefer their men under 5’0
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    • Women with a brain: 😍
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    • I'm only short cuz the weight of my massive ding song drags me down.
      Geico 26 jul
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    • Boi im 5'9 almost 18 im trying okay its rough
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    • I can tell you that being tall isn’t enough. I’m 6’5” but pretty much socially retarded and I ain’t got nothing comin my way
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    • I get that isn't fair, but it is a preference, just move on, if she doesn't like you for your height, thats the end of the story, you'll win in the long run anyway
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    • Its all fun in games until my 6'4 ass dont get no fucking girls!!
      Gage72 26 jul
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    • Ur saying there’s hope?!?!
      Phoenix58 28 jul
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    • I’m over 6 foot but I’m ✨gay✨
      amokev 27 jul
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    • Tall chicks don't have it much easier than short dudes in the hetero dating world. Let's get us some tall queen, short king pairings!!
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    • Just remember 5’9”=69”
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    • I'm 5'7", I am 27yrs old and am just now at the beginning of building my career in manufacturing. It's going really well. I have not had any issues with women and height. Men/boys of ifunny. Just focus on yourself. Women come and go until one stays so focus on you and an independent happiness.
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    • I’m 6’5” and my gf is 5’1”
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    • So you’re telling me you would rather date Andre the Giant?
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    • I'm really insecure about my height, I'm 5'9 but I really wanna be 5'10. if I just had that extra inch all of my problems would be fixed overnight
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    • Too fucking real
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    • I’m 6’4”, and those kinds of women don’t actually care about height. They’ll just complain about something else like “being a nerd”
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    • Nah idc I’m 19 I am 5.10 though so he’s gotta be ok with that I know a lotta up tight guys who hate y’all girls
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    • 5’9 gang
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    • Do y’all think OP actually has these things??
      HongDong 26 jul
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    • Look at every kid ranting & attempting to justify what a random post said on ifunny
      C_Matic 26 jul
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    • Honestly I'm 5'9 and any guy my height or shorter gets my biscuit buttered
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    • Okay bottom line is looks (height included) can get you in the door or even as far as physicality will get you (sex, a deluded sense of love), but your personality is what cements a true connection. Now, there are those who will only let you in the door via personality. Pick those when you can
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    • If ur sweet as hell and will smoke weed with me we probably good bro size doesn’t matter it’s the emotion and connection lol
      jface 28 jul
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    • My 1 Year Old Crush Only Likes 6 Foot Men Smh 😤
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    • I’m almost 6’0 at 15 and I’m 150 lbs. I wish I was 5’2 and 100 lbs. short kings are always better
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    • The problem isn’t finding a girl. The problem is finding one that doesn’t play with me and hurt my feelings
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    • I absolutely love being 5’11 3/4 inches because its an easy idiot filter
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    • You mean 35 and under right?
      luck_lord 26 jul
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    • Im 19 i have a car a career own an apartment building and still cant get laid lmao.
      dankjr 26 jul
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    • my man is only 5'8 or 5'9. When you're 5'2 everyone is a giant to you
      weoui 26 jul
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    • Maybe it’s cause I’m an introvert but seriously I’m 6’6 loser who lives with his parents still and my coworkers try and be my wingmen and say I should be fucking every woman in sight all the while I have a different co worker who single as far as I can tell who has his own place and a bunch of off-
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    • So i gotta wait till 25 before women grow up? Man life just aint fair
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    • The reason I personally like tall guys is because it’s really nice when someone makes you feel small. You feel more feminine. I’m 5’1” so I only want a guy to be about a head taller so maybe 5’11” and up that’s all I ask
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    • I like a guy that’s taller than me, luckily, I’m 5 foot. Everyone is taller than me
      Oofens 26 jul
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    • Im 18 and is it normal to feel like ive been hit by a truck
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    • Men: here let me do these works so you will conditionally love me. Women: I will only love you if you have a good career, a house, and a car. Even if you’re in the process of those things, doesn’t matter, you need to already have them.
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    • You get to around 28 and realize nothing matters outside of personal development. Everything you thought you wanted before that changes. I’m 31 and wish I had my mindset when I was 21, I woulda gave up the parties and the hoes to save mad money. Coulda started my business years before I did.
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    • Height isn’t that important to me.
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    • I'm 30 and I can't tell you how easy it is banging these highschool hoes
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    • I don’t need a job or personality I’m 6ft 1 and still growin and I’ve got blue eyes
      _shorsey_ 26 jul
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    • This meme brought to you by midgets
      Tonkadwil 26 jul
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    • I like them taller than me or pretty fairly shorter than me so I can fulfill my Amazonian dream. I’m 5’9 so it has to be a small king lol. But if we’re the same height I can give butterfly kisses so that rocks too!
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    • Imma be honest I haven’t measured my self in years I have no clue to how y’all I am not short but not tall enough is all I know
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    • 5’7 is average height bitches
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    • Intelligent women: 😍
      Vexati0n 26 jul
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    • If we are talking about dick size then I’m in trouble 😩
      Xsinity 26 jul
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    • As a male a girls height isn’t even a standard to me.
      Duharoo2 26 jul
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    • Why would you want such a height difference honestly??? Makes sex awkward, makes cuddles awkward, and showering together awkward... like wtf
      s9jialxit 26 jul
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    • Can I have someone who shares the same interests as me?
      Boat_Man 26 jul
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    • Also can't be having a job because you have to spend your time with me.
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    • Listen fellas. The girl for you isnt the insanely hot goth girl with an only fans. Sometimes its the little chubby girl that treats you right and loves you for who you are. Been with a girl for 5 years I never thought id love and im head over heels for her and never been happier
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    • My bfs 5’9 and it’s honestly the perfect height, he’s taller than me but I can still kiss him easily and hold his hand comfortably, and his body fits perfectly against mine while cuddling, it’s so optimal
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    • I’m 17 working part time and have never once judged a guy based on height, my last boyfriend of a year and a half was 5’6 and I’m 5’5, and it never bothered either of us height doesn’t matter
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    • Honestly I don’t care about height if everything else about him is great
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    • nah, I'm a 5'9 teen girl and I like my men with a decent personality.
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    • Bro but 5’9’’ is tall tho
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    • I never understood wanting to have someone taller than you. As a girl, I always wanted someone shorter than me bc It makes me feel more dominant. I’ve got myself a nice 5’10” queen tho, love her to bits. I’m 5’4”
      ginnNoon 26 jul
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    • I’m the 6”3 guy that’s taken all the girls
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    • I’m 5’4”, have an income more stable than that thing you put horses in, and I will be kind to you and treat you like a human being. Unfortunately me being shorter and having an IQ higher than 70 makes me undesirable
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    • The love of my life is 5'10 and hes the most important thing to me. We've gone through a lot and we are still very young. But height and size doesnt matter to us at all. He has a beautiful mind and I'll never let anything stop me from loving him
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    • That’s the perfect height. 69 inches
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    • My king is 5'9" and he is perfect <3
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    • I have a car, 2 bedroom apartment only I live in, and a career in the military AND I’m 6’3. But my last two girlfriends cheated on me so it’s not this fucking simple
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    • I’m 5’4. I would prefer if he’s taller than me even just a cm. But if I find a guy shorter that I fancy inside and out, ofc I’ll go for him. One of the cutest guys I met was like 5’1. He was an asshole so we were only friends but man I had a crush on him for a bit
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    • If you’re 5’9” and good looking you will have absolutely no trouble finding a girl. That is not short. If you’re 5’9” and kinda ugly that’s a different story
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    • I'd date a guy like that in a heartbeat. Does he have a dog too?
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    • Im 5.7 and a half and can get laid. Theres no excuse, confidence is key
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    • Height ain’t all chief being fat ain’t gonna help one bit speaking from experience...sadly
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    • I don't understand the height "must" that women have. I've dated guys shorter than me.
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    • Anyone else stuck in the 5"11 limbo?
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    • Tfw 6'4" and no female simps
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    • Ill admit, I want a guy to be my height or taller. So as long as they are at least 5 3" its all good. Though its more of a perk than an actually request
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    • Bruh y’all are talking bad about a type like that is they’re type I’m 5:8 and I have a beautiful girl that loves me just find someone else there’s plenty of fish in the sea find someone who likes you
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