Me at 2 a.m. drunkenly entranced by the slow spinning of a Hot Pocket in the microwave
WolfenRedux WolfenRedux
11 sep 2020
Me at 2 a.m. drunkenly entranced by the slow spinning of a Hot Pocket in the microwave
ok tom holland is cute and all but he constantly looks like he's hiding a frog in his mouth and it's uncomfortably hopping around in there but he can't open his mouth or the frogs gonna escape
fruitmeats
all
SpareParts SpareParts
25 sep 2020
ok tom holland is cute and all but he constantly looks like he's hiding a frog in his mouth and it's uncomfortably hopping around in there but he can't open his mouth or the frogs gonna escape fruitmeats all
OUR FAMILY CARD
MANAGED TO INCLUDE EVERYONE THIS YEAR
OUR FAMILY CARD MANAGED TO INCLUDE EVERYONE THIS YEAR
HIM: what r u coin
HER: just here in a tank too
HIM: send me pic
HER:
LaMadrina LaMadrina
29 mar
HIM: what r u coin HER: just here in a tank too HIM: send me pic HER:
Taco Tuesday
The Weeknd
Monday
The
Open_Road Open_Road
25 jan
Taco Tuesday The Weeknd Monday The
Just took that Dolly Parton vaccine so far no side effects
MrEcchiKing MrEcchiKing
24 nov 2020
Just took that Dolly Parton vaccine so far no side effects
When you accidentally catch your little
Hulkster in your zipper.
The_Beard The_Beard
28 jan
When you accidentally catch your little Hulkster in your zipper.
Waiting for your girlfriend to calm down when she is mad because u love her and don't want to make her more mad
Waiting for your girlfriend to calm down when she is mad because u love her and don't want to make her more mad
Here's my painting i've been working on for a few days now. Too bad no one cares
. : The,
Just_A_Girl_With_A_Brush
24 sep 2020
Here's my painting i've been working on for a few days now. Too bad no one cares . : The,
My beloved cat had died. My family mourns for her death. I've cried too much for her dying in my arms. - My beloved cat had died. My family mourns for her death. I’ve cried too much for her dying in my arms.
Niceme Niceme
24 sep 2020
My beloved cat had died. My family mourns for her death. I've cried too much for her dying in my arms. - My beloved cat had died. My family mourns for her death. I’ve cried too much for her dying in my arms.
Me giving advice Me living my life
Tabby Tabby
5 mar
Me giving advice Me living my life
Americans when someone knocks aggressively on the door
Americans when someone knocks aggressively on the door
Someone needs to tell her...
That is not how you open a beer
Someone needs to tell her... That is not how you open a beer
When you run out of masks but need to wear something to buy more
HighBalls HighBalls
11 dec 2020
When you run out of masks but need to wear something to buy more
me telling my computer i'll update everything tomorrow
dirtydog69 dirtydog69
2 mar
me telling my computer i'll update everything tomorrow
When you find a picture of your dog years after he passed away
You're as beautiful as the day I lost you
smol_borb smol_borb
17 mar
When you find a picture of your dog years after he passed away You're as beautiful as the day I lost you
me: *goes to a website for the first time*
kavsQ\
the website:
me: *goes to a website for the first time* kavsQ\ the website:
his mustache alone has a purple heart and 14 confirmed kills
SnekByte SnekByte
5 oct 2020
his mustache alone has a purple heart and 14 confirmed kills