am two frustrating job applications away from selling pictures of my dogs butt on the internet.
Tabby Tabby
24 sep 2020
am two frustrating job applications away from selling pictures of my dogs butt on the internet.
"I kinda look like Joker from
Persona 5"
Choccy_Milk Choccy_Milk
8 feb
"I kinda look like Joker from Persona 5"
Wanna buy some spells?
IN
17,477 likes
drgrayfang Harry Potter and the crystals of meth
gold_eagle gold_eagle
8 may
Wanna buy some spells? IN 17,477 likes drgrayfang Harry Potter and the crystals of meth
Undeniable evidence that Snoopy really is a beagle
GataLoca GataLoca
13 may
Undeniable evidence that Snoopy really is a beagle
This statue dog's nose is worn away from all the people who pet it
Follow
Same here in Edinburgh:
GREYFRIARS BOBBY
soundlessdragon Follows
Maybe we don't have Kind Midas's touch, but with enough love we turn things to gold
Follow
this good boy in moscow metro is believed to bring
good luck to students
Jordanmichelle93 Jordanmichelle93
23 sep 2020
This statue dog's nose is worn away from all the people who pet it Follow Same here in Edinburgh: GREYFRIARS BOBBY soundlessdragon Follows Maybe we don't have Kind Midas's touch, but with enough love we turn things to gold Follow this good boy in moscow metro is believed to bring good luck to students
About to watch some Netflix
About to watch some Netflix
*stimmy hits*
Me at PetSmart: Yall got lions?
ES
snailtrailz snailtrailz
16 mar
*stimmy hits* Me at PetSmart: Yall got lions? ES
Alice Roosevelt with her dog Leo. She smoked cigarettes in public, chewed gum, placed bets with bookies, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, and kept a pet snake named Emily
Spinach, which she often wore wrapped around one arm and took to parties. Her father President Theodore Roosevelt once said of her "I can either run the country or I can attend to Alice, but cannot possibly do both." 1902
SpareParts SpareParts
23 sep 2020
Alice Roosevelt with her dog Leo. She smoked cigarettes in public, chewed gum, placed bets with bookies, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, and kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach, which she often wore wrapped around one arm and took to parties. Her father President Theodore Roosevelt once said of her "I can either run the country or I can attend to Alice, but cannot possibly do both." 1902
Teacher: *asks the kid who isn't paying attention a question"
Kid: *answers it correctly*
'n
The teacher:
Teacher: *asks the kid who isn't paying attention a question" Kid: *answers it correctly* 'n The teacher:
Whatever she's squirting...I'm drinking!
Whatever she's squirting...I'm drinking!
GF: Wears my hoodie everyday
Me: Wears her bra everyday
Me:
We're even bitch.
Meth Meth
28 nov 2020
GF: Wears my hoodie everyday Me: Wears her bra everyday Me: We're even bitch.
When you get home and you and your dog see each other
sliced_ankle sliced_ankle
23 sep 2020
When you get home and you and your dog see each other
Ah, to be a dog on the couch- is there anything better in life to strive for?? - Ah, to be a dog on the couch- is there anything better in life to strive for??
agentill agentill
24 sep 2020
Ah, to be a dog on the couch- is there anything better in life to strive for?? - Ah, to be a dog on the couch- is there anything better in life to strive for??
YOU'RE NOT BIPOLAR
YOU'RE JUST 2 STUPID BITCHES IN 1
ReHillbillyTated ReHillbillyTated
15 jan 2021
YOU'RE NOT BIPOLAR YOU'RE JUST 2 STUPID BITCHES IN 1
Enemies Can't Leak Our Plan, We
Don't Have One
- Monkey D. Luffy
Heller97 Heller97
7 dec 2020
Enemies Can't Leak Our Plan, We Don't Have One - Monkey D. Luffy
Macaulay Culkin
@IncredibleCulk
Just staying Covid-safe wearing by the flayed skin of my younger self.
Don't forget to wear your masks, kids.
lancecorporalhawk30
8 oct 2020
Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk Just staying Covid-safe wearing by the flayed skin of my younger self. Don't forget to wear your masks, kids.
Me at watching them Indian guys build a swimming pool
MisterM_15 MisterM_15
27 may
Me at watching them Indian guys build a swimming pool