Me: I got bitten on my walk by a
Great Dane
Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child
Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice
ladytank ladytank
24 sep 2020
Me: I got bitten on my walk by a Great Dane Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice
DaenerysClarke DaenerysClarke
23 sep 2020
"2020 sucks, really hope next year everything will get better." 2021:
Finished my 501st squad. Next will be painted as the 212th with Obi Wan - Finished my 501st squad. Next will be painted as the 212th with Obi Wan
gigitygoo gigitygoo
26 sep 2020
Finished my 501st squad. Next will be painted as the 212th with Obi Wan - Finished my 501st squad. Next will be painted as the 212th with Obi Wan
When she wants Netflix and chill but the show is actually pretty good
When she wants Netflix and chill but the show is actually pretty good
My dog Is 16, so figured it's time for some driving lessons
QueenSpire QueenSpire
22 sep 2020
My dog Is 16, so figured it's time for some driving lessons
Brian Blickenstaff
My wife got this thing for our ridiculously spoiled cat and now when we're cooking the cat throws temper tantrums and the only way to make her stop is to break out the cat bag and let her ride in it.
AM 25 Sep 20 - TweetDeck
PsiloDragon PsiloDragon
28 sep 2020
Brian Blickenstaff My wife got this thing for our ridiculously spoiled cat and now when we're cooking the cat throws temper tantrums and the only way to make her stop is to break out the cat bag and let her ride in it. AM 25 Sep 20 - TweetDeck
McDonald's: "The 20pc serves 4 ppl"
Me:
Dawson Dawson
9 oct 2020
McDonald's: "The 20pc serves 4 ppl" Me:
Dogs as soon as they are born be like:
@memessss28)
All know is that I must be a good boy
TexasWind TexasWind
21 sep 2020
Dogs as soon as they are born be like: @memessss28) All know is that I must be a good boy
THIS DOG TELLS ME YOU'RE ON
I'M ON DRUGS? YOU'RE THE ONE TALKING TO A DOG!
datdude13 datdude13
26 sep 2020
THIS DOG TELLS ME YOU'RE ON I'M ON DRUGS? YOU'RE THE ONE TALKING TO A DOG!
stepping out today hide ya girl
childish
@datassque
ima hide wit her
DenkiKaminari01 DenkiKaminari01
5 mar
stepping out today hide ya girl childish @datassque ima hide wit her
When you see someone take their first dab ever and they rip it hard as fuck
When you see someone take their first dab ever and they rip it hard as fuck
THE PRIZE STATE FAIR
ME AND THE HOMIE AFTER USING IT j INCORRECTLY
Ny
ShitPostGod ShitPostGod
8 may
THE PRIZE STATE FAIR ME AND THE HOMIE AFTER USING IT j INCORRECTLY Ny
Know the difference
It has come to my attention that many people mistake wyverns for dragons, so here's a post to help you remember
Dragon: 4 legs, 2 wings
Wwern: 2 legs, 2 wings
Drake: 4 legs, flightless
wyrms: long snake like body with no appendages, can also appear as a traditional Chinese dragon with 4. Legs and no wings yet can fly
Amphithere: 0 legs 2 wings, can be feathered
William
Lindwurms: 2 legs, 0 wings, long body
Dragon's are not Wyvern's end of story. - Dragon’s are not Wyvern’s end of story.
XxTheMan18xx XxTheMan18xx
23 sep 2020
Know the difference It has come to my attention that many people mistake wyverns for dragons, so here's a post to help you remember Dragon: 4 legs, 2 wings Wwern: 2 legs, 2 wings Drake: 4 legs, flightless wyrms: long snake like body with no appendages, can also appear as a traditional Chinese dragon with 4. Legs and no wings yet can fly Amphithere: 0 legs 2 wings, can be feathered William Lindwurms: 2 legs, 0 wings, long body Dragon's are not Wyvern's end of story. - Dragon’s are not Wyvern’s end of story.
Sleepy kittens - Sleepy kittens
KingChroma KingChroma
23 sep 2020
Sleepy kittens - Sleepy kittens
factxpress
Facebook shut down a pair of it's
Al Robots nicknamed Alice and
Bob after they started talking to
each other in their own language.
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
27 sep 2020
factxpress Facebook shut down a pair of it's Al Robots nicknamed Alice and Bob after they started talking to each other in their own language.
THAT AWESOME MOMENT WHEN...
YOUR CAT IS EVOLVING!
Starr7 Starr7
25 sep 2020
THAT AWESOME MOMENT WHEN... YOUR CAT IS EVOLVING!
Cashier at taco shop: "I hope all this food isnt just for you."
Me: It's for my family.
@SanDiegoHurcr
Cashier at taco shop: "I hope all this food isnt just for you." Me: It's for my family. @SanDiegoHurcr
FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE NEW THE SOUTH,
WHO CORN DOGS GROW IN THE WETLANDS AROUND THE ISLAND: TRY THEM WITH MUSTARD.
ReHillbillyTated ReHillbillyTated
22 sep 2020
FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE NEW THE SOUTH, WHO CORN DOGS GROW IN THE WETLANDS AROUND THE ISLAND: TRY THEM WITH MUSTARD.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU
We
YOU FOUND A NEW BOOB MEME?
whimsical195 whimsical195
23 sep 2020
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU We YOU FOUND A NEW BOOB MEME?