Me: I got bitten on my walk by a
Great Dane
Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child
Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice
ladytank ladytank
24 sep 2020
Me: I got bitten on my walk by a Great Dane Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice
Ah, to be a dog on the couch- is there anything better in life to strive for?? - Ah, to be a dog on the couch- is there anything better in life to strive for??
agentill agentill
24 sep 2020
Ah, to be a dog on the couch- is there anything better in life to strive for?? - Ah, to be a dog on the couch- is there anything better in life to strive for??
Drparrytheplatapus Drparrytheplatapus
23 sep 2020
@comicalcapture Dog had no idea
Girls on their friends posts: OMG so pretty I wish I was as beautiful as
Their friend:
kofiifuk kofiifuk
17 dec 2020
Girls on their friends posts: OMG so pretty I wish I was as beautiful as Their friend:
The word orchid comes from the
I Greek orkhis, meaning "testicle."
The word orchid comes from the I Greek orkhis, meaning "testicle."
GrouchoMarks GrouchoMarks
25 sep 2020
Tony Rigatoni My goose thinks he's a dog and has been barking at me...
Covid needs to end so can get a shave
Newcastle Herald iy
Barbershop has bikini-clad hairdressers, free beer, sport TV I Newc...
ahead_trypdamemev2 ahead_trypdamemev2
19 dec 2020
Covid needs to end so can get a shave Newcastle Herald iy Barbershop has bikini-clad hairdressers, free beer, sport TV I Newc...
This is Rico, and he suddenly loves my mom's bread machine for some reason.
QueenSpire QueenSpire
22 sep 2020
This is Rico, and he suddenly loves my mom's bread machine for some reason.
SALAD?
THAT'S WHAT MY FOOD EATS
SALAD? THAT'S WHAT MY FOOD EATS
humans: hate the year 2020 bc reasons
their pets who will remember this year because it's the year they got the most scritches n snuggles:
mematic
happymf happymf
23 sep 2020
humans: hate the year 2020 bc reasons their pets who will remember this year because it's the year they got the most scritches n snuggles: mematic
It still blows my mind that Steve Buscemi
delivered the line, "Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of
what he's created?" in a kid's movie.
AxlDavis2012
9 oct 2020
It still blows my mind that Steve Buscemi delivered the line, "Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?" in a kid's movie.
After spending 6 straight days with her and you tell her you're going to chill with
the homies for an hour
After spending 6 straight days with her and you tell her you're going to chill with the homies for an hour
When you just watched your human and the dog you constantly fucked with but secretly loved get yeeted by the Langley "Death of
Freedom" Debate Team and you know there won't be any more Fancy Feast ever again so you mash your face into a pile of the
Colombian Catnip, strap on John Arbuckle's nods, and head out into the embrace of a wintery death for a chance to avenge Odie and give those Fedfucks 7.62mm's of the
Ole Raze Dazzle...
SpamRadio SpamRadio
22 sep 2020
When you just watched your human and the dog you constantly fucked with but secretly loved get yeeted by the Langley "Death of Freedom" Debate Team and you know there won't be any more Fancy Feast ever again so you mash your face into a pile of the Colombian Catnip, strap on John Arbuckle's nods, and head out into the embrace of a wintery death for a chance to avenge Odie and give those Fedfucks 7.62mm's of the Ole Raze Dazzle...
Size doesn't matter, unless you're talking about what's underneath it all. Your heart!
hardWarthunder hardWarthunder
23 jun
Size doesn't matter, unless you're talking about what's underneath it all. Your heart!
/pcmasterrace
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My sister has been saving for a PC for over a year, but 2020 sucks. She had
to put her cat down, lost her job due to covid, had to burn though her PC savings in the last few months. Her birthday is next week, I decided to try and make this year a little better for her.
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/pcmasterrace @1 Bi @3 @1 Posted by i.redd.it My sister has been saving for a PC for over a year, but 2020 sucks. She had to put her cat down, lost her job due to covid, had to burn though her PC savings in the last few months. Her birthday is next week, I decided to try and make this year a little better for her. GIGABYTE Share on that
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Dudes will grind hundereds of hours in Red Dead Online to look like this.
DawDav DawDav
10 jun
Dudes will grind hundereds of hours in Red Dead Online to look like this.
Kids next year after being homeschooled.
"but my momma said"
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
30 nov 2020
Kids next year after being homeschooled. "but my momma said"
Top reviews
try Verified Purchase
The dogs LOVE them!
Kimberly
Dear AKC, your "long lasting" bone lasted
all of 5 minutes. If that's your idea of a > long lasting bone then I feel sorry for
WELL
your wife.
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
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21 sep 2020
Top reviews try Verified Purchase The dogs LOVE them! Kimberly Dear AKC, your "long lasting" bone lasted all of 5 minutes. If that's your idea of a > long lasting bone then I feel sorry for WELL your wife. THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY