Me: I got bitten on my walk by a
Great Dane
Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child
Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice
ladytank ladytank
24 sep 2020
Me: I got bitten on my walk by a Great Dane Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice
Sent this pic to my boyfriend and he said look like the cookie monster.
le think look
better!
unorginalaccount69 unorginalaccount69
11 jun
Sent this pic to my boyfriend and he said look like the cookie monster. le think look better!
candyasmus candyasmus
28 sep 2020
Me: There's only one thing about halloween that scares me My crush: which is? Me: exactly
Boop for goodluck
ty
YulkyTulky YulkyTulky
17 sep 2020
Boop for goodluck ty
When all those shrugs from not knowing what to eat are starting to pay off.
PandaKaticorn20 PandaKaticorn20
6 apr
When all those shrugs from not knowing what to eat are starting to pay off.
New friend I just made: I don't like Star Wars, I haven't seen them
Me:
Krayt Krayt
27 sep 2020
New friend I just made: I don't like Star Wars, I haven't seen them Me:
Did you know?
The missing E in the word "monk" represents the incompleteness of one's spiritual journey to become monke.
Did you know? The missing E in the word "monk" represents the incompleteness of one's spiritual journey to become monke.
EASY STEP BY STEP GENERAL TSO CHICKEN!
FOLLOW ME FOR MORE RECIPES...
weregrouch weregrouch
20 sep 2020
EASY STEP BY STEP GENERAL TSO CHICKEN! FOLLOW ME FOR MORE RECIPES...
This cat has a stool reserved at my I pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watc the other patrons.
Mat
steamed_ham steamed_ham
26 sep 2020
This cat has a stool reserved at my I pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watc the other patrons. Mat
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
AriesL AriesL
27 jan
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
My kitten can finally (barely) fit into her collar
My kitten can finally (barely) fit into her collar
MyLeftNutIsSore MyLeftNutIsSore
24 sep 2020
Your honour if I was guilty could I do this? viewe -1 vear ann do this?
< Keem Banks th-@
Nobody:
You Bees In Them Stupid Shirts This Summer.
< Keem Banks th-@ Nobody: You Bees In Them Stupid Shirts This Summer.
joemamama joemamama
15 sep 2020
y dog saw a squirrel when my back as turned...
You know, I have seen "photos" of me riding bear. I have not ridden bear yet, but there are such photos already.
Codreanu Codreanu
17 feb
You know, I have seen "photos" of me riding bear. I have not ridden bear yet, but there are such photos already.
IT TAKES A KEEN EVE
TO SEE THE BEAUTY INFRONT
smallCyclemateusa smallCyclemateusa
23 sep 2020
IT TAKES A KEEN EVE TO SEE THE BEAUTY INFRONT
when the teacher brings her kid to class
Girls: OMG he is soo cute
Boys:
Baby Throwing Contest
MrBeast Shorts 2.8 lakh views 1 hour ago
deyspocito222 deyspocito222
25 sep 2020
when the teacher brings her kid to class Girls: OMG he is soo cute Boys: Baby Throwing Contest MrBeast Shorts 2.8 lakh views 1 hour ago
I can find 4 of her just scrolling through TikTok
New York Post @nypost:
This 19-year-old is 2020's 'Most Beautiful' woman in the world
kcidymccus kcidymccus
8 jan 2021
I can find 4 of her just scrolling through TikTok New York Post @nypost: This 19-year-old is 2020's 'Most Beautiful' woman in the world