Me: I got bitten on my walk by a
Great Dane
Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child
Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice
ladytank ladytank
24 sep 2020
Me: I got bitten on my walk by a Great Dane Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice
when you checking sometning In t oven and the heat smack tf out your face
YourGirlYani
15 jan 2021
when you checking sometning In t oven and the heat smack tf out your face
There is something unsettling about this photo. Can't quite put my finger on it.
postnutttclarity21 postnutttclarity21
18 feb
There is something unsettling about this photo. Can't quite put my finger on it.
Communists when they realize they have private parts
HandsomeDIO HandsomeDIO
25 sep 2020
Communists when they realize they have private parts
When you're walking with ur dog at night & suddenly he stops & stares into the empty darkness & starts growling
Me: *starts singing gospel songs*
overstuffedopossum overstuffedopossum
24 sep 2020
When you're walking with ur dog at night & suddenly he stops & stares into the empty darkness & starts growling Me: *starts singing gospel songs*
Steve Harvey
@SteveHarvey
stop sending me this
Steve Harvey @SteveHarvey stop sending me this
Me coming home My dog who wasn't sure if
I was coming back but is
to see my dog super glad I am home now
PyroKen PyroKen
26 sep 2020
Me coming home My dog who wasn't sure if I was coming back but is to see my dog super glad I am home now
When the CIA is sus
H44S H44S
22 jan 2021
When the CIA is sus
Gave Peanut a bath and after drying
him he stuck out his hand for me to hold@
Gave Peanut a bath and after drying him he stuck out his hand for me to hold@
Business owners seeing an angry mob in the street after the election:
Barricaded Barricaded
4 nov 2020
Business owners seeing an angry mob in the street after the election:
ally begg tr Follow
True story, flight attendant on Delta Airways posted ths pic with caption "only 1 paying attention to safety demo" &
levelDad levelDad
16 mar
ally begg tr Follow True story, flight attendant on Delta Airways posted ths pic with caption "only 1 paying attention to safety demo" &
When anyone mentions anything about the Royal Family
give shit
SparklingWiggles SparklingWiggles
10 mar
When anyone mentions anything about the Royal Family give shit
POV: your friends are looking at you after the teacher told the class to get into groups of 3:
CupheadFacts CupheadFacts
12 mar
POV: your friends are looking at you after the teacher told the class to get into groups of 3:
Women: all men do is fucking lie
Women:
MatthewKeebaugh MatthewKeebaugh
7 jan 2021
Women: all men do is fucking lie Women:
HER: CAN YOU HELP ME ZIP THIS UP?
ME: NOT A CHANCE!
by
punisher1977 punisher1977
8 mar
HER: CAN YOU HELP ME ZIP THIS UP? ME: NOT A CHANCE! by
Took a photo of the only other dude in the theater, forgot my flash was on.
IronManLOHH IronManLOHH
7 apr
Took a photo of the only other dude in the theater, forgot my flash was on.
The Demon in my room watching me sleep ass naked during the Summer
StacieByrd
24 jun
The Demon in my room watching me sleep ass naked during the Summer
when you come out of the store and you have an airgasm
Airgasm: Intense pleasure from the air felt on the face when the mask is removed.
summersfullife summersfullife
8 sep 2020
when you come out of the store and you have an airgasm Airgasm: Intense pleasure from the air felt on the face when the mask is removed.
he mad because I asked him to train me
sugondeeze sugondeeze
19 jan 2021
he mad because I asked him to train me