Me: "I don't think any customers will come in this weather'
The customer:
narnianstars narnianstars
11 nov 2020
Me: "I don't think any customers will come in this weather' The customer:
ley Boys, I am coming up on 2,500 days on iFunny.
Just wanna say I love you all, and this app has been on my phone for over a third of my life. I love it, and I love alll of you. Here is pic of my new puppy. Stay Classy.
thelastairbenderp thelastairbenderp
25 sep 2020
ley Boys, I am coming up on 2,500 days on iFunny. Just wanna say I love you all, and this app has been on my phone for over a third of my life. I love it, and I love alll of you. Here is pic of my new puppy. Stay Classy.
Romanian court tells man he is not alive
Constantin Reliu, 63, fails to overturn 2003 death certificate because he appealed too late
bureaucracy II
Forgedgod Forgedgod
7 jan 2021
Romanian court tells man he is not alive Constantin Reliu, 63, fails to overturn 2003 death certificate because he appealed too late bureaucracy II
WHAT A TICE YOUNG MAN TO SHOW US HOW TO EAT A MAC
OPE NO ONE INTERRUPTS HIS DEMONSTRATION
GoldMemberyesh GoldMemberyesh
26 dec 2020
WHAT A TICE YOUNG MAN TO SHOW US HOW TO EAT A MAC OPE NO ONE INTERRUPTS HIS DEMONSTRATION
Every guys first crush
smithkailey smithkailey
19 dec 2020
Every guys first crush
AND SO THE LITTLE RABBIT QUICKLY DUCKED INTO A BUSH TO HIDE FROM THE SCARY FARMER AND HIS DOGS.
HEY DAD... WILL THIS STORY HAVE A HAPPY ENDING?
WELL... IF YOU INSIST.
el_Butternut el_Butternut
23 sep 2020
AND SO THE LITTLE RABBIT QUICKLY DUCKED INTO A BUSH TO HIDE FROM THE SCARY FARMER AND HIS DOGS. HEY DAD... WILL THIS STORY HAVE A HAPPY ENDING? WELL... IF YOU INSIST.
Q: How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard?
A: Put him in your backyard!
doting_spicy doting_spicy
17 jun
Q: How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard? A: Put him in your backyard!
Microsoft: Your license isn't genuine.
You may be a victim of software
counterfeiting.
Me:
am not in danger, Microsoft,
I am the danger.
Microsoft: Your license isn't genuine. You may be a victim of software counterfeiting. Me: am not in danger, Microsoft, I am the danger.
The kid in the wheelchair : *tells a funny joke*
Me preventing myself from saying he should become a stand-up comedian :
The kid in the wheelchair : *tells a funny joke* Me preventing myself from saying he should become a stand-up comedian :
my daily routine is very simple. i wake up and i suffer
It's a peaceful life.
LolaBit LolaBit
21 dec 2020
my daily routine is very simple. i wake up and i suffer It's a peaceful life.
Online classes are great! IDK why people keep complaining, my teacher is great!
earlyUnbreakingiv2 earlyUnbreakingiv2
15 dec 2020
Online classes are great! IDK why people keep complaining, my teacher is great!
"You ordered the "meat lovers" baby girl?"
flipper_fire flipper_fire
19 may
"You ordered the "meat lovers" baby girl?"
My husband bro and our cat loves
NerdyGirl21 NerdyGirl21
24 sep 2020
My husband bro and our cat loves
Women get a better night's sleep next to their dogs than their partners, according to a study published in the Journal of the International Society of
Anthrozoology.
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I find this hard to believe, my wife can barely fit in the dogs kennel
leahx leahx
28 oct 2020
Women get a better night's sleep next to their dogs than their partners, according to a study published in the Journal of the International Society of Anthrozoology. 1.4K Comments 466 Shares Like Comment Share Dennis I find this hard to believe, my wife can barely fit in the dogs kennel
NplSalad NplSalad
20 sep 2020
I heard my cat fighting, so i tried to help him..
I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie.
She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6. - I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie. She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6.
kh4plusBotW2 kh4plusBotW2
24 sep 2020
I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie. She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6. - I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie. She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6.
Gave Peanut a bath and after drying
him he stuck out his hand for me to hold@
Gave Peanut a bath and after drying him he stuck out his hand for me to hold@
Student ditches university to become hunter on remote island with population of
22
Lucy Middleton Thursday 25 Apr 2019 am
f @ <
AS
Charlie Blance, 20, was craving a life in the wilderness (Picture: PA Real Life)
A former politics student who dropped out of university to live in the wilderness now spends her days shooting and gutting deer.
Charlie Blance, 20, said she 'stuck out like a sore thumb' while at
Perth College University of the Highlands and Islands and dreamed of
Siddymac Siddymac
12 may
Student ditches university to become hunter on remote island with population of 22 Lucy Middleton Thursday 25 Apr 2019 am f @ < AS Charlie Blance, 20, was craving a life in the wilderness (Picture: PA Real Life) A former politics student who dropped out of university to live in the wilderness now spends her days shooting and gutting deer. Charlie Blance, 20, said she 'stuck out like a sore thumb' while at Perth College University of the Highlands and Islands and dreamed of
College students during the Vietnam
War trying to keep their grades high enough so they don't get drafted:
I'm Studying or my fucking life
Rustypug Rustypug
28 dec 2020
College students during the Vietnam War trying to keep their grades high enough so they don't get drafted: I'm Studying or my fucking life
This man is living the dream. Relaxing with a hot companion while getting a nice cold beer. Too bad that is is all a dream. It could be a real if it was not for that damn Godzilla.
grandmasbootycheeks4 grandmasbootycheeks4
19 dec 2020
This man is living the dream. Relaxing with a hot companion while getting a nice cold beer. Too bad that is is all a dream. It could be a real if it was not for that damn Godzilla.