Me: "I don't need a grocery cart'
Me (6 mins later):
Pawnnoon Pawnnoon
8 jan 2021
Me: "I don't need a grocery cart' Me (6 mins later):
MyLeftNutIsSore MyLeftNutIsSore
24 sep 2020
Your honour if I was guilty could I do this? viewe -1 vear ann do this?
When you pull your dick out of a
Japanese girl and it's pixelated -
iron_dong iron_dong
26 oct 2020
When you pull your dick out of a Japanese girl and it's pixelated -
*3 sec after locking my car*
Me: did i lock my car?
My brain:
al
*3 sec after locking my car* Me: did i lock my car? My brain: al
Every guys first crush
smithkailey smithkailey
19 dec 2020
Every guys first crush
When kids ere running around
in the restaurant and fall:
us
BabyGirll BabyGirll
27 may
When kids ere running around in the restaurant and fall: us
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Disillusioned With Democratic
Process, More Americans Throwing
Support Behind Aragorn, King Of
Gondor
Hugh_Cooltron Hugh_Cooltron
5 nov 2020
The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee Disillusioned With Democratic Process, More Americans Throwing Support Behind Aragorn, King Of Gondor
What a catch! Get you a girl who can provide!
batty_caffesmash batty_caffesmash
6 jan 2021
What a catch! Get you a girl who can provide!
isabella steger @
yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
Agentdeness Agentdeness
20 sep 2020
isabella steger @ yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
This woman saw a lion in a fucking train station and her first instinct was
to beat the living shit out of it
ItsMichael ItsMichael
3 mar
This woman saw a lion in a fucking train station and her first instinct was to beat the living shit out of it
If you don't have anything
nice to say, say it anyways.
Folks need to truth! hear the truth!
Tik
@jayrscottyy
if
Vergil Vergil
26 jan 2021
If you don't have anything nice to say, say it anyways. Folks need to truth! hear the truth! Tik @jayrscottyy if
Gotta catch them all!
limpMadden128 limpMadden128
8 oct 2020
Gotta catch them all!
Me: Gets bowl of food for cat
Cat: Doesn't want it
Me: Shakes bowl
Cat:
You
Me: Gets bowl of food for cat Cat: Doesn't want it Me: Shakes bowl Cat: You
ok tom holland is cute and all but he constantly looks like he's hiding a frog in his mouth and it's uncomfortably hopping around in there but he can't open his mouth or the frogs gonna escape
fruitmeats
all
SpareParts SpareParts
25 sep 2020
ok tom holland is cute and all but he constantly looks like he's hiding a frog in his mouth and it's uncomfortably hopping around in there but he can't open his mouth or the frogs gonna escape fruitmeats all
Man arrested after screaming
"Stonks" outside of GameStop high on PCP for 36 straight hours
1 day ago
Visit
Aku_ Aku_
3 feb
Man arrested after screaming "Stonks" outside of GameStop high on PCP for 36 straight hours 1 day ago Visit
Trying to drive through an area noted for being our greatest strength.
AntiNoonMeatball AntiNoonMeatball
1 may
Trying to drive through an area noted for being our greatest strength.
Courage the Cowardly Dog is actually a normal dog and he sees the world through a dog's eyes. All the villains in the show are just normal people, but to a little dog they seem scary. They don't actually live in the middle of Nowhere, but since his owners are too old to take him outside for walks, he only knows what's around his immediate property, and everything beyond that is nothing because he's never seen it.
DonQuixoteOfLaMancha DonQuixoteOfLaMancha
26 sep 2020
Courage the Cowardly Dog is actually a normal dog and he sees the world through a dog's eyes. All the villains in the show are just normal people, but to a little dog they seem scary. They don't actually live in the middle of Nowhere, but since his owners are too old to take him outside for walks, he only knows what's around his immediate property, and everything beyond that is nothing because he's never seen it.
When your cat be actin up across the room
Bathe Bathe
24 sep 2020
When your cat be actin up across the room
When your girlfriend says you can get a
PSS over her dead body:
Me
My Girlfriend
Really? Tears?
GameStop Cashier
They're not for him...
_Knightmare_ _Knightmare_
25 sep 2020
When your girlfriend says you can get a PSS over her dead body: Me My Girlfriend Really? Tears? GameStop Cashier They're not for him...
to tastefullyoffensive
(3) Bug Chungus @lemurrama @ FC!!!
Upon opening up the treadmill his crimes were revealed
He's innocent!
ar-anise
UNJUSTLY IMPRISONED
No sympathy for this criminal
to tastefullyoffensive (3) Bug Chungus @lemurrama @ FC!!! Upon opening up the treadmill his crimes were revealed He's innocent! ar-anise UNJUSTLY IMPRISONED No sympathy for this criminal