Me: "I can study with music, it helps me concentrate"
Me 10 minutes later:
Amo_ose Amo_ose
22 apr
Me: "I can study with music, it helps me concentrate" Me 10 minutes later:
Students in 2080 trying to find the cultural and historical significance of memes
cheemsthememethief cheemsthememethief
28 nov 2020
Students in 2080 trying to find the cultural and historical significance of memes
Safety first! Never go into the water without a flotation device!
Safety first! Never go into the water without a flotation device!
SkratsPardiso SkratsPardiso
24 sep 2020
© Based on: beingdoggos
When you tell your dog a story using their favorite words:
Car Go Fast 42
car so fast you'll ford and shid pa
TBG_MoJo TBG_MoJo
14 apr
Car Go Fast 42 car so fast you'll ford and shid pa
Weak dudes are easily intimidated & just don't know how to deal with a independent woman that doesn't need others to validate her existence
@JazmineGarcia
bossmemesgang30 bossmemesgang30
1 dec 2020
Weak dudes are easily intimidated & just don't know how to deal with a independent woman that doesn't need others to validate her existence @JazmineGarcia
Everybody wanna carry that weight, bu mignobody wanna carry that weight.
Everybody wanna carry that weight, bu mignobody wanna carry that weight.
Wen u wake up at to pee and u try to check your text messages
BenAndJerrys BenAndJerrys
27 jan 2021
Wen u wake up at to pee and u try to check your text messages
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever earned the trust of a cat
InFamouzCzr InFamouzCzr
24 sep 2020
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever earned the trust of a cat
IGIRLSTONTC LIKE:
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
25 feb
IGIRLSTONTC LIKE:
DON'T WORRY ABOUT BIDEN COMING TO TAKE YOUR GUNS
JUST GIVE HIM YOUR LEAF BLOWER HE WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
tankcollar1 tankcollar1
5 feb
DON'T WORRY ABOUT BIDEN COMING TO TAKE YOUR GUNS JUST GIVE HIM YOUR LEAF BLOWER HE WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
Decline Accept
Iiszt Iiszt
26 jan 2021
Decline Accept
This gorilla looks like he wants pictures of Spider-Man on his desk by noon
@dumb.joeg
MRTHICCEMS MRTHICCEMS
28 may
This gorilla looks like he wants pictures of Spider-Man on his desk by noon @dumb.joeg
Do you ever just forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you're like woah I did not mean to make that face out loud
ammiml
5 mar
Do you ever just forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you're like woah I did not mean to make that face out loud
'About 69,000 resus (0.69 secon
Cocaine
'SpongeBob SquarePants Krabby Patty Secret
Ingredient Cocaine. 2010
excuse me what the fuck
xtrasmall xtrasmall
24 sep 2020
'About 69,000 resus (0.69 secon Cocaine 'SpongeBob SquarePants Krabby Patty Secret Ingredient Cocaine. 2010 excuse me what the fuck
Your Family: It's just a cough
The doctor: It's just a cough
Google:
Pixey Pixey
22 jun
Your Family: It's just a cough The doctor: It's just a cough Google:
"uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch
124,602 notes
awfulPage awfulPage
11d
"uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch 124,602 notes
The Duality of Man.
So you consider yourself an aspiring writer?
Describe this woman in your best prose
I saw her again today. The woman of my dreams. Locks of ebony
hair, dark like a starless night and beautiful as the sun setting over the sea. I yearn to be with her.
Today's the day I will make her mine, whether by words of force or by the ropes in my car. She will be so beautiful on our wedding
KeklingJester
260
"She got Fat Fucking Milkers"
Normal Laps
162 12
dwizzy9904 dwizzy9904
3 feb
The Duality of Man. So you consider yourself an aspiring writer? Describe this woman in your best prose I saw her again today. The woman of my dreams. Locks of ebony hair, dark like a starless night and beautiful as the sun setting over the sea. I yearn to be with her. Today's the day I will make her mine, whether by words of force or by the ropes in my car. She will be so beautiful on our wedding KeklingJester 260 "She got Fat Fucking Milkers" Normal Laps 162 12