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        • "You cannot kill me in a way that matters" is a pretty raw fucking line ngl
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          • This guy took mushrooms and it is showing him his greatest weaknesses. This is an analogy of the ego refusing to look itself in the mirror.
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            • Mushrooms are a form of life, but they exist because of the dead. So therefore, in a small way, they can more powerful than we humans will ever be.
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              • Yo, "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" is the most badass line ever wtf that shit fucked
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                • NickAvado 10 feb
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                  • Fungus is a living thing that grows off of dead things. So basically like a bird dies it decomposes and then fungus (like mushrooms) grow from the crows body, like it came back from heaven. Kinda hard to elaborate this but this is the best I could do
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                    • Someone had a bad trip
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                      • Tîmë īš å húmāń çøñśtrüčt
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                        • So to those confused. Almost every fungi is formed from something that died. Even the death of another fungi. On the surface or below us, fungi thrives everywhere. It lives but is dead at the same time. Stated, u cannot kill it, in a way that matters. They will almost never die permanently
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                          • My favorite response is, hey OP, what the FUCK does this mean? Gets me everytime
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                              • It was created by running a lot of hours of action movies through a program, the having it write a scene. Up vote so people can see
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                                • Etwan_V 10 feb
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                                  • That answer made sense. The tree is dead and decaying, the mushroom feeding off of this dead tree exists as it’s extended life. He is assuming the mushroom knows what happens after death since it is part of the dead tree (or is the tree)
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                                    • I wish I could write something that gave people half the terrified emotional reaction this gave me
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                                      • Shooting a mushroom most likely won’t kill it
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                                        • Decay exists as a still existing form of life?
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                                                      • Just a friendly hello from the pickles
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                                                        • This is the post that I don't mind seeing again.
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                                                            • Australia exists
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                                                                • Mushrooms aren’t the only living creature that is a form of decay, bacteria, pitcher plants, vultures and other scavengers, worms and more all act to return nutrients to the soil from high up on the food chain
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                                                                  • This is an SCP
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                                                                      • This guy is fucking woke wtf
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                                                                        • Apparently this meme is an extant form of life too
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                                                                          • Not gonna lie, this is definitely me after 10 grams of mushrooms
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                                                                            • This has been featured about 20 times already but I love reading it every time.
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                                                                                • This is one of the few posts that I don’t mind when it’s featured multiple times
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                                                                                  • "You can't kill me in a way that matters" god damn
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                                                                                      • This some SCP shit.
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                                                                                        • Someone should write a story that explains this
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                                                                                          • Shrooms are pretty trippy
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                                                                                            • Dude ate too many shrooms
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                                                                                              • What is Extant means
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                                                                                                • This guy was smoking that red weed.
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                                                                                                  • If you want a mushroom to show you God, all you have to do is eat it.
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                                                                                                    • If you want mushrooms to show you God just eat the psylocybin ones
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                                                                                                      • I've seen this before and it still fucks with me
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                                                                                                        • Wait. So it’s basically say ZOMBIES EXIST IN A FUNGAL FORM!
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                                                                                                            • Extant means still in existence, surviving. So he’s prob referring to the process of decay which has with it various stages after death and brings forth different types of life in the form of bacteria, insects, wildlife, and fungi
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                                                                                                              • 5 points to anyone who remembers the last time this was featured
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                                                                                                                • Mushrooms are sentient
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                                                                                                                    • mushroom dance mushroom dance whatever could it mean
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                                                                                                                      • Mushroom: my god is decay he destroys you to provide for me
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                                                                                                                          • in other words, mushrooms can help you open your mind
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                                                                                                                                      • This person wrote their post and replied while on mushrooms. I know because mushrooms.
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                                                                                                                                        • Me when wake up with mushroom PP
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                                                                                                                                          • Does fungus normally grow with like a hive mind or some shit?
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                                                                                                                                            • The name of God is 'I Am'
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                                                                                                                                              • Who here has had a mushroom trip?
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                                                                                                                                                • The mushroom script would make for some good song lyrics. Maybe hard rock
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                                                                                                                                                  • Wow so edgy and cool
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                                                                                                                                                    • Honestly this is what a deep spiritual trip is like in a way
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                                                                                                                                                          • Wheres the giant mushroom one shotting a guy
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                                                                                                                                                            • That's straight-up Nurgle worship
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                                                                                                                                                              • Sorry I'm fuckin retarded but what does op actually stand for
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                                                                                                                                                                • content not available more
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Someone tell me what OP means?
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                                                                                                                                                                    • The first time i saw this I thought “wow, that’s actually kinda random and original” but now after the 50th fuckin time this week it just gets old
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Can someone tell me what OP means
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                                                                                                                                                                            • I've had dreams like that.
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Too high for this shit
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Really not that deep.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Mushroom dance, Mushroom dance, Whatever could it mean? I T M E A N S Y O U ‘ V E L I V E D A L I F E O F S I N .
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Im not trying to get political, but what the FUCK is oatmeal
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • that one game theory video made me scared of mushrooms when I was younger, so whenever I saw one I would stomp on it multiple times while screaming
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • I thought he had some bad shrooms then thought the shrooms knew god
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • To be extant is to exist. The post literally says that mushrooms exist.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • He doesn't sound like a very fungi
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • I will never not laugh when this post is featured
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • The answer you seek is in another castle
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • Doesn't sound like a real FUNGI! AAAAAAAA! WAKA WAKA!
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