• Me: Hires escort for a good time
*Card declines*
Escort:
By the way, faked every orgasm.
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    • I dont think people that hire escorts really care if the escort enjoyed themselves
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    • Leslie Neilson is a legend. Rip
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    • The term escort is fake anyways. We all know they're hookers
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    • Her faking orgasm:
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    • 2TheTea 17 oct
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    • Isn't an escort like a bodyguard? Tf
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    • I'm drunk as fuck right now.
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    • I'd love to have Leslie Nielsen be my escort.
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    • You have to pay in advance so
      Bewbathis 17 oct
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    • Just finished watching this movie
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    • Ouch 😞
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    • "Unfuck yourself."
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    • Still fucked
      NoOne22 17 oct
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    • Lol
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    • As did i
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    • user1tom 17 oct
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    • Nah if your card declines they'll tell you have aids.
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    • .....ive been there.........
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    • Except escorts don't have to fuck you.
      firejaime 17 oct
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    • Anyone else think Jack the ripper was actually the good guy
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    • I literally wouldn't care
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    • That's ok, I didn't 😎
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    • OMFG πŸ˜‚
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    • I've actually seen this 22 times already and I've been counting. Its the first thing I see too
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    • That's why these days its "money up front"
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    • Their was an "escort" in the small town I moved to that made the paper because one of her client's check bounced and he called the cops when her friends showed up at his house demanding cash.
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    • Why is the first meme of every set a fucking boomer ass facebook meme?
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    • Imagine a guy having to fake an orgasm just to get out of sex with you
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    • But he still smashed though
      Hypnotica 17 oct
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    • If you faked that means we still fucked tho soooooooo πŸ™ƒπŸ˜˜
      julztrin 17 oct
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    • Where can I have more memes like these ones? I love them
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    • *unsucks*
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    • It's like a gas station, you pay before you pump.
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    • I wouldn't pay an escort with my credit/debit card. Doesn't sound like a smart idea
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    • How do you hire someone with no money? Don't you pay up front or something
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    • Dont call me shirley
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    • If you can't pay an escort you're gonna get a visit from someone not so nice to make sure that you pay lol. Don't try to scam prostitutes you'll end up in a ditch
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    • I pay you to leave, not to finish...
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    • Why is shit way funnier when you're tipsy
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    • I did too...
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    • He's wrong for that.
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    • Okay
      Gameling 17 oct
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    • Need psycadelics
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