Me: "Hi mom! How was your d-"
Mom: "Your school called today."
torn torn
25 sep 2020
Me: "Hi mom! How was your d-" Mom: "Your school called today."
Just seen pringles being sold in a
instead of a tube and I feel si
No. No, (hats not true. 's im
RogueMandalorian2020 RogueMandalorian2020
20 nov 2020
Just seen pringles being sold in a instead of a tube and I feel si No. No, (hats not true. 's im
likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015
sneauxflake
getting ready to joust at hole depot
sneauxflake
home depot* jesus christ
THE HOLE DEPOT
havesomefaithinme
Black Friday shopping
likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015 sneauxflake getting ready to joust at hole depot sneauxflake home depot* jesus christ THE HOLE DEPOT havesomefaithinme Black Friday shopping
When you wake up from a nap and sit there trying to figure out what day it is
WW
LolaBit LolaBit
16 jun
When you wake up from a nap and sit there trying to figure out what day it is WW
hen you ask whos a good girl but she just keeps
choking on ur dick
All right, then. Keepfyour secrets.
hen you ask whos a good girl but she just keeps choking on ur dick All right, then. Keepfyour secrets.
What if told I you
You were so distracted, you read the top line wrong.
cursedChowdaexe512 cursedChowdaexe512
29 oct 2020
What if told I you You were so distracted, you read the top line wrong.
When she pulls down my boxers
and sees what I'm packing
Less than half of what l'd hoped for.
Feasty_y Feasty_y
5 feb
When she pulls down my boxers and sees what I'm packing Less than half of what l'd hoped for.
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation."
-Clint Eastwood
On technology
TheEducatedTexan TheEducatedTexan
1 dec 2020
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation." -Clint Eastwood On technology
When your game has been out for 7 years but everyone
Starts to make jokes about your hair only now:
_Knightmare_ _Knightmare_
13 jan 2021
When your game has been out for 7 years but everyone Starts to make jokes about your hair only now:
When you're on deployment and your wife spends $50 at CVS at lam
When you're on deployment and your wife spends $50 at CVS at lam
Costco co-founder told CEO 'II will
kill you' following hot dog combo price hike suggestion
Costco Founder The CEO
Shut up, Kill you.
Bubbadubs Bubbadubs
24 sep 2020
Costco co-founder told CEO 'II will kill you' following hot dog combo price hike suggestion Costco Founder The CEO Shut up, Kill you.
OUR FAMILY CARD
MANAGED TO INCLUDE EVERYONE THIS YEAR
OUR FAMILY CARD MANAGED TO INCLUDE EVERYONE THIS YEAR
The emotional support dog after I get done telling it my problems.
fuck_ur_feelings fuck_ur_feelings
26 sep 2020
The emotional support dog after I get done telling it my problems.
A friend of mine has bathroom art for their cat
qtshit qtshit
25 sep 2020
A friend of mine has bathroom art for their cat
When you work nights and hang out with the day shift crew
smb420 smb420
22 jan 2021
When you work nights and hang out with the day shift crew
THAT HOT SALT, AND PEPPER A ARE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
DOG FOOD AND AN EDIBLE MEAL
random_military_stuff random_military_stuff
25 sep 2020
THAT HOT SALT, AND PEPPER A ARE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOG FOOD AND AN EDIBLE MEAL
WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT ?
itsyaboiskinnyp98 itsyaboiskinnyp98
27 oct 2020
WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT ?
THE_COMMENT_TROLL THE_COMMENT_TROLL
27 sep 2020
My 90 yr old neighbour came to say goodhye to my dog...
Me, drunk af explaining why WWII was the bloodiest war in history
The dog at the party
Rank Rank
26 sep 2020
Me, drunk af explaining why WWII was the bloodiest war in history The dog at the party
fresh
2 smiles earned yesterday
whynot104 whynot104
8 dec 2020
fresh 2 smiles earned yesterday