Me: "Hi mom! How was your d-"
Mom: "Your school called today."
torn torn
25 sep 2020
Me: "Hi mom! How was your d-" Mom: "Your school called today."
Internet: Omg I cant believe Billie
Eilish let a spider into her mouth.
Mary Jane:
loser_ty13 loser_ty13
16 jun
Internet: Omg I cant believe Billie Eilish let a spider into her mouth. Mary Jane:
How people think humans domesticated dogs
how it actually happened:
Humans
Welves
Puppies
fame fame
21 sep 2020
How people think humans domesticated dogs how it actually happened: Humans Welves Puppies
Teacher: "See me after class"
10 year old me who just started watching porn:
miclo25
18d
Teacher: "See me after class" 10 year old me who just started watching porn:
jamzenn
@jamzenn
Mentally I'm cowboy-cat looking over my crops
TrioShitposters TrioShitposters
22 sep 2020
jamzenn @jamzenn Mentally I'm cowboy-cat looking over my crops
My cat when spill her food at pm:
A_Normal_Lapis A_Normal_Lapis
24 sep 2020
My cat when spill her food at pm:
"Playing Dark Souls is not stressful at all"
Dave - 26 years
coolmemesbro coolmemesbro
15 oct 2020
"Playing Dark Souls is not stressful at all" Dave - 26 years
Friend: Are you a dog person or a cat person?
Me: I'm a Calot person.
Friend: A what?
Me:
Warlord_Of_Mars Warlord_Of_Mars
23 sep 2020
Friend: Are you a dog person or a cat person? Me: I'm a Calot person. Friend: A what? Me:
P.E. Coach: you need to get fitter. The coach:
QTchan69 QTchan69
1 may
P.E. Coach: you need to get fitter. The coach:
Someone: *bites the dust*
Queen:
There is another one
Someone: *bites the dust* Queen: There is another one
AN
This Cat Keeps Visiting A Hospital And Gets A Job
As Security
Everyone liked that
SS
HondaSolo HondaSolo
22 sep 2020
AN This Cat Keeps Visiting A Hospital And Gets A Job As Security Everyone liked that SS
"Its good to know who hates you
and it
is good Ke hated by \ the right people."
JOHNNY CASH
ShadowELFx3 ShadowELFx3
10 mar
"Its good to know who hates you and it is good Ke hated by \ the right people." JOHNNY CASH
Me: "I can study with music, it helps me concentrate"
Me 10 minutes later:
Amo_ose Amo_ose
22 apr
Me: "I can study with music, it helps me concentrate" Me 10 minutes later:
Weapons of Mass
Distraction
DirkDenzla
22 jan 2021
Weapons of Mass Distraction
Jaesway Jaesway
25 sep 2020
cf nusky volume key
Millennials "You don't understand how bad words hurt!!"
Literally everyone born before 1995:
CU_rcwalsh1942 CU_rcwalsh1942
22 jun
Millennials "You don't understand how bad words hurt!!" Literally everyone born before 1995:
Brett Barlow Brett Barlow
When you're in the elevator and press the close button as people are approaching
elwaydante
10 oct 2020
Brett Barlow Brett Barlow When you're in the elevator and press the close button as people are approaching