Me: "Hi mom! How was your d-"
Mom: "Your school called today."
torn torn
25 sep 2020
Me: "Hi mom! How was your d-" Mom: "Your school called today."
LOWATCHA Doin
CC) Ba
You wee
To Do?
PuffySenpai PuffySenpai
24 sep 2020
LOWATCHA Doin CC) Ba You wee To Do?
Cats I see on Cats I have the internet at my home
CommieSalami CommieSalami
20 sep 2020
Cats I see on Cats I have the internet at my home
munchkinbear munchkinbear
24 sep 2020
TikTok Why is Dwayne Johnson called the Rock ?
When your Dad helps you
dress up for Halloween:)
BasicMemes BasicMemes
29 oct 2020
When your Dad helps you dress up for Halloween:)
You can always pirate college textbooks
tS always morally corre
You can always pirate college textbooks tS always morally corre
My grindr went off in my Uber pool and the women in front of me said, "I recognize that sound. My husband plays that game all the time!"
gabegoatmemes gabegoatmemes
8 dec 2020
My grindr went off in my Uber pool and the women in front of me said, "I recognize that sound. My husband plays that game all the time!"
Says That He's 'Down With The
Sickness"
Ricky_tpb_2 Ricky_tpb_2
3 aug 2020
Says That He's 'Down With The Sickness"
Scarlett Johansson will be Morticia
Addams in the new "The Addams Family
AlisVolatPropriis AlisVolatPropriis
30 sep 2020
Scarlett Johansson will be Morticia Addams in the new "The Addams Family
Am I masturbating because I'm horny?
or because I'm depressed and I need the dopamine?
RumNCoke4mike RumNCoke4mike
5 mar
Am I masturbating because I'm horny? or because I'm depressed and I need the dopamine?
When you go to look up your favorite video on PH, only to find out it was lost
during the great porn purge of 2020
made with cxists now, Only in my memory.
made with I
sammi907 sammi907
17 dec 2020
When you go to look up your favorite video on PH, only to find out it was lost during the great porn purge of 2020 made with cxists now, Only in my memory. made with I
SOMEONE'S SON
Your heel watching you buy more face skin care products
ThatGuyToasty ThatGuyToasty
12 jan 2021
SOMEONE'S SON Your heel watching you buy more face skin care products
Hitting a PR without spotter
Laadies Laadies
15 apr
Hitting a PR without spotter
Take this Crunchwrap Supreme, for it is my body. Take this Baja
Blast, for it is my blood.
Take this Crunchwrap Supreme, for it is my body. Take this Baja Blast, for it is my blood.
BILLY-BOB YOU LIKE THAT TOILET BRUSH GOT CHA FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
WELL MAW GOING BACK TO PAPER
Moneyluv Moneyluv
24 sep 2020
BILLY-BOB YOU LIKE THAT TOILET BRUSH GOT CHA FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? WELL MAW GOING BACK TO PAPER
Man survives a Kodak bear attack with just a .22 pistol
The friend he shot in the
Knee was not as lucky.
GhostRevolver GhostRevolver
2 jun
Man survives a Kodak bear attack with just a .22 pistol The friend he shot in the Knee was not as lucky.
When she pulls down my boxers
and sees what I'm packing
Less than half of what l'd hoped for.
Feasty_y Feasty_y
5 feb
When she pulls down my boxers and sees what I'm packing Less than half of what l'd hoped for.
My Girlfriend: Gives me one
last bj before leaving me.
Everyone else at my funeral:
My Girlfriend: Gives me one last bj before leaving me. Everyone else at my funeral:
They say you are what you eat... but I don't remember eating a pathetic failure
noonay109 noonay109
25 may
They say you are what you eat... but I don't remember eating a pathetic failure
Alex "Tropical" Forrest
when the train always stops in exactly the same place, the air conditioner always drips in exactly the same place, and a tiny ecosystem is born # Train! witter
Everyone that
judaguy judaguy
25 sep 2020
Alex "Tropical" Forrest when the train always stops in exactly the same place, the air conditioner always drips in exactly the same place, and a tiny ecosystem is born # Train! witter Everyone that