Me: "Hey Mom, what would happen if asked for a PSS for my birthday?"
Mom:
VenomRick VenomRick
3 jan 2021
Me: "Hey Mom, what would happen if asked for a PSS for my birthday?" Mom:
Me stuck behind an asshole at the gas station buying $23 of different lottery tickets
StirringThePot StirringThePot
12 mar
Me stuck behind an asshole at the gas station buying $23 of different lottery tickets
When the thermometer breaks during your rectal examination
ay
I Mercury is in Uranus I
Hanover Hanover
25d
When the thermometer breaks during your rectal examination ay I Mercury is in Uranus I
danny258 danny258
24 sep 2020
Hiccup "I train dragons"
Your breast growth in pregnancy might predict your baby's sex
Plus, here's how your baby's sex impacts your breast milk composition.
Yep. You're not imagining it. Your boobs are bigger when you have a boy. And evidence backs that up.
vain_uncannedbeanss vain_uncannedbeanss
13 mar
Your breast growth in pregnancy might predict your baby's sex Plus, here's how your baby's sex impacts your breast milk composition. Yep. You're not imagining it. Your boobs are bigger when you have a boy. And evidence backs that up.
We are very confused
Are you
mommy?
We are very confused Are you mommy?
thinking about that time I drew Dr. Phil for my art final in high school and got a
AIDSen1981 AIDSen1981
22 jan 2021
thinking about that time I drew Dr. Phil for my art final in high school and got a
When you start to take a piss but
there's two streams and they're both missing the toilet
When you start to take a piss but there's two streams and they're both missing the toilet
When you get caught doing something stupid and u try to cute ur way out of it
MilkedAlienCow MilkedAlienCow
25 sep 2020
When you get caught doing something stupid and u try to cute ur way out of it
When you introduce someone to a new Netflix series
Youlike that?
Klutch145 Klutch145
29 oct 2020
When you introduce someone to a new Netflix series Youlike that?
Me in the mirror vs me in photos
Raspberryz Raspberryz
3 mar
Me in the mirror vs me in photos
When you are the reason for the company safety video
@prowuitder_memes
lsssssss7_2014 lsssssss7_2014
23 dec 2020
When you are the reason for the company safety video @prowuitder_memes
Weaver in days gone:
Napalm
Weaver in days gone: Napalm
The Dolphins
are worth
looking at as well!
trim_okthatsfunnyaf trim_okthatsfunnyaf
19 may
The Dolphins are worth looking at as well!
'Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric
Tiggywinkles
When you get hired and they find out you aren't actually fluent in 3 languages
fickle_citysupre_v8 fickle_citysupre_v8
19 sep 2020
'Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric Tiggywinkles When you get hired and they find out you aren't actually fluent in 3 languages
Y'all ever be chillin, then think.. damn this is real life
if
Lowerdcase Lowerdcase
15 apr
Y'all ever be chillin, then think.. damn this is real life if
Nothing like falling asleep with a good book!
thiccWarthunderv16 thiccWarthunderv16
23 jun
Nothing like falling asleep with a good book!
I'm going to post a picture of my dog everyday (day 892) - I’m going to post a picture of my dog everyday (day 892)
captainfiz0373 captainfiz0373
23 sep 2020
I'm going to post a picture of my dog everyday (day 892) - I’m going to post a picture of my dog everyday (day 892)