Me: Good thing nobody sees how I am at home. People would think I'm weird
My cat seeing all the shit I do:
undertaker_115 undertaker_115
20 sep 2020
Me: Good thing nobody sees how I am at home. People would think I'm weird My cat seeing all the shit I do:
Wanna buy some spells?
greedsin93 greedsin93
20 jan 2021
Wanna buy some spells?
Me: Are you pooping?!
My toddler standing in the corner:
Arsene Arsene
19 oct 2020
Me: Are you pooping?! My toddler standing in the corner:
"lam cleaning up my friends list. If you see this, you have survived the purge".
Me:
silentwolf74 silentwolf74
23 dec 2020
"lam cleaning up my friends list. If you see this, you have survived the purge". Me:
when my mom complains about my attitude but got it from her
vexmlthe2nd vexmlthe2nd
28 jan
when my mom complains about my attitude but got it from her
When you're stuck in a traffic jam but there's a dog in the car next to you
When you're stuck in a traffic jam but there's a dog in the car next to you
Wife: Honey. am I fat?
Husband: No dear, I like the way you are.
Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge.
Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
ErosOne ErosOne
16 oct 2020
Wife: Honey. am I fat? Husband: No dear, I like the way you are. Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge. Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
Them: How much freedom do you really need?
Scarletbee Scarletbee
9 apr
Them: How much freedom do you really need?
Cooking hot dogs under the broiler, 4 diagonal lines 1 down the middle, crisp it. It's the only way.
Grill is also acceptable. Anyone who cooks them
in water is gay.
DeepWebIntel DeepWebIntel
26 sep 2020
Cooking hot dogs under the broiler, 4 diagonal lines 1 down the middle, crisp it. It's the only way. Grill is also acceptable. Anyone who cooks them in water is gay.
When your dog has something
in it's mouth that isn't food
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
That0nePerson That0nePerson
26 sep 2020
When your dog has something in it's mouth that isn't food SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
Me after I fall asleep in a tank top
Tabby Tabby
15 apr
Me after I fall asleep in a tank top
For every like, I'll tell her she's a good girl
Akaeo Akaeo
17 sep 2020
For every like, I'll tell her she's a good girl
I got an F in art class for my cat drawing still wondering what was so wrong with it
SirCattoThe1st SirCattoThe1st
25 sep 2020
I got an F in art class for my cat drawing still wondering what was so wrong with it
PICTURE OF LOST CAT
Iffourel call (919) 557
ItsVector ItsVector
23 sep 2020
PICTURE OF LOST CAT Iffourel call (919) 557
My new favorite Photoshop genre:
Horror movie screams, but with steaming hot pizza.
Catalyticmemes Catalyticmemes
15 oct 2020
My new favorite Photoshop genre: Horror movie screams, but with steaming hot pizza.
Lily at makes me want to start a family plan
Saitamasaitama Saitamasaitama
14 sep 2020
Lily at makes me want to start a family plan
The Babylon Bee
CSD) @TheBabylonBee
Adorably Naive Optimist Thinks
Lockdowns Will End Someday
BabylonBee BabylonBee
13 apr
The Babylon Bee CSD) @TheBabylonBee Adorably Naive Optimist Thinks Lockdowns Will End Someday